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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being a fan of sarcasm, even though it may be considered the lowest form of wit, would anyone care to offer thier very own sarcastic put downs, quotes or just general sarcastic remarks, winner wont get a prize at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dont get lost in thought m8, you'd be a taotal stranger there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if brains were rubber you would not have enough for a fucking budgies flip flop :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You think you're a wit?

Well you're half right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL Smiffy u are totally fucking bonkers m8

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's all in the planning see boy, nessa said I cant be a sarcastic bugger in chat anymore, and the rest is history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you really are as pretty as a picture, i'd love to hang you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you ever get tired of having you around?

I know I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would but im so excited by this competition i wouldnt know what to write

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you said what was on your mind m8 you'd be speechless

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I came to have a battle of wits with you, but I see you are unarmed!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

People said you were two faced, but I didnt realise you wore the ugly one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the light off luv....Im burning me ass on it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One day you will find yaself m8

You are going to be dissapointed when it happens though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day you will find yaself m8

You are going to be dissapointed when it happens though"

Your funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One day you will find yaself m8

You are going to be dissapointed when it happens though"

No you really are very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not going to get into a battle of wits with you m8,I'd never attack an unarmed man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People said you were two faced, but I didnt realise you wore the ugly one!"

You have an open mind m8, and a mouth to match too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I came to have a battle of wits with you, but I see you are unarmed!"

So tell me m8 as an outsider what is your opinion of the human race?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never forget a face .....but in your case I'll make an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to help you out,,,which way did you come in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

next time you shave,try standing an inch or two closer to the blade,lol

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By *iggers4uCouple
over a year ago

Over down by There

I take it you aint got mirrors in your house then.............

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By *atie74Woman
over a year ago

N Ireland

I'm laughing with you.....Not at you!.....yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why don't you go blow your brains out?

You have nothing to loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why don't you go blow your brains out?

You have nothing to loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to help you out,,,which way did you come in?"

I like you, I have no taste but I like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"next time you shave,try standing an inch or two closer to the blade,lol"

Someday you'll go far m8

I do hope you stay there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I take it you aint got mirrors in your house then.............

"

You're good looking in a way

away off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm laughing with you.....Not at you!.....yeah right!"

If theres ever a price on your head take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your going to be 2faced at least make one of then pretty.

Keep talking i always yawn when im tired.

has often looked at people and wondered, "Out of 10 million sperm, you were the fastest?

You not only fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch you managed to hit the stupid tree growing next to it also! Way to go winner...

...You may think your it... but in reality unfortunately your just the surviving part of what should have been running down your skanky mothers leg!!

Fake blond hair with dark brown roots, too much make-up, and dark orange skin, WOW Ur gorgeous

Personal Space... Understand the concept? No? OK...translation... You don't get in my face... I don't rip yours off

neva mind bein beated with the ugly stick, you look like you've been fuckin gang raped by the forest!!

what do you do when you see your ex boyfriend running round the garden covered in blood and screaming,,stay calm,, reload,, and shoot again

Someone snitched on us! The cops are looking for a sexy mother#$%^er and a retard... they caught me so grab your crayons and helmet and run lil buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs what i meant was on one of them is

"keep talking I always yawn when im interested"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bunny, they have got to be some of the best put down lines going, esp the one about being gang raped by the ugly forest... you've brighten up my day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunny thats a mouthfull

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Why would i want to become a member of a club, that would have me as a member?

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Sir you are d*unk ! Madam you are ugly, but in the morning i'll be sober.

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By *lurmMan
over a year ago

Swansea-ish

[Removed by poster at 14/02/11 22:36:32]

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By *lurmMan
over a year ago

Swansea-ish


"If your going to be 2faced at least make one of then pretty.

Keep talking i always yawn when im tired.

has often looked at people and wondered, "Out of 10 million sperm, you were the fastest?

You not only fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch you managed to hit the stupid tree growing next to it also! Way to go winner...

...You may think your it... but in reality unfortunately your just the surviving part of what should have been running down your skanky mothers leg!!

Fake blond hair with dark brown roots, too much make-up, and dark orange skin, WOW Ur gorgeous

Personal Space... Understand the concept? No? OK...translation... You don't get in my face... I don't rip yours off

neva mind bein beated with the ugly stick, you look like you've been fuckin gang raped by the forest!!

what do you do when you see your ex boyfriend running round the garden covered in blood and screaming,,stay calm,, reload,, and shoot again

Someone snitched on us! The cops are looking for a sexy mother#$%^er and a retard... they caught me so grab your crayons and helmet and run lil buddy!

"

tl;dr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really ought to be on an advert on why brothers n sisters shouldn't marry!!!

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By *ill-living-in-spainWoman
over a year ago

mazarron spain

you talk so much crap, I'm not sure whether to offer you a breath mint or some toilet paper!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pleasure mrcreamie :D xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.

You look like a professional blind date.

I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb.

Is your family happy, or do you go home at night?

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I came for a battle of wit, but you came unarmed.

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"Go compare go compare, give ma bat i'll hit the twat at go compare!!"

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By *elshdishWoman
over a year ago

bridgend

pmsl paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol...ok we got a few for ya !!

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

If wit was shit, you would be constipated.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wish I had a lower i.q so that I could enjoy your company

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Your mother should have swallowed that night!!

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By *ldbut_shagableMan
over a year ago

Pembroke Dock

When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a baseball bat... results may vary.

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By *handyshandyCouple
over a year ago

cardiff


"Ffs what i meant was on one of them is

"keep talking I always yawn when im interested"

"

hillarious buns...keep um cumin im practisin..gota keep my witts bout me wen im in the company of sniffy....lol

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