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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any fellow Daves in the house??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

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By *eepndarkMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow :-

I get it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.

You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.

Let the Dave see the Skewen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.

You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha

There was one once remember??

Not long after that night in Cardiff?? It actually said Skewen and his name was Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.

Let the Dave see the Skewen.

Biggest village in Europe

Nothing little about Skewen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.

You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha

There was one once remember??

Not long after that night in Cardiff?? It actually said Skewen and his name was Dave"

Ah fuck yes!

He's obviously too busy to be on fab much cos he's a walking talking legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.

Let the Dave see the Skewen.

Biggest village in Europe

Nothing little about Skewen

Got to go full hog,changed my place name too. No Skewen no viewing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.

Let the Dave see the Skewen.

Biggest village in Europe

Nothing little about Skewen

Got to go full hog,changed my place name too. No Skewen no viewing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And to think it all started in a gay bar in Cardiff on wednesday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Hello everybody. .... My name's Dave and I'm from a little place in Wales called Skewen.

Let the Dave see the Skewen.

Biggest village in Europe

Nothing little about Skewen

Got to go full hog,changed my place name too. No Skewen no viewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking awesome. Where have I been all this time???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon _eepndark join in. Its got to be deepnDave or Davendark. We will give you an option lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon _eepndark join in. Its got to be deepnDave or Davendark. We will give you an option lol

LOVE DeepnDave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'mon _eepndark join in. Its got to be deepnDave or Davendark. We will give you an option lol

LOVE DeepnDave "

Fucking trust you. How about Davenfelix?? lmfao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"C'mon _eepndark join in. Its got to be deepnDave or Davendark. We will give you an option lol

LOVE DeepnDave "

I'm weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me think I've pissed myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck me think I've pissed myself"

Come on now Dave

That's not a very Dave'ly thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me think I've pissed myself

Come on now Dave

That's not a very Dave'ly thing to do

I deeply apologise for bringing Daves into disrepute. I shall take whatever punishment the court of Daves hand down.And say 20 hail Daves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me think I've pissed myself"

Fuck sake Dave, don't be letting the side down.

Us Dave's don't do stuff like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gents I can't cope anymore

I am off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gents I can't cope anymore

I am off to bed

Night Dave xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gents I can't cope anymore

I am off to bed

Night Dave xx"

Nos da Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh it's official ..I'm a saucy daveflower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhhh it's official ..I'm a saucy daveflower"

Hello Dave xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ohhhh it's official ..I'm a saucy daveflower"

Yea another female Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

female saves are the best I think xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think I meant dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"think I meant dave "

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"female saves are the best I think xx"

I will probably agree there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't changing mine cos I only have one left for this year lol or I'd deffo be deepthroatDave

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"think I meant dave

I agree

Is this what you have to do if you want to get the buzz/mojo back? Madness.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Ah, just seen the other thread. The penny has dropped.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a friend who went by the name Fred because there were too many Daves in his office.

TRUE STORY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon everyone. We need 100 hits to set the Dave forum world record.

Remember No likely,No writey.

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By *ovis69 and green eyesMan
over a year ago

valleys

"C'mon _eepndark join in. Its got to be deepnDave or Davendark. We will give you an option lol

LOVE DeepnDave "

Definitely works that name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ohhhh it's official ..I'm a saucy daveflower"

Love it

Dave's have all the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ain't changing mine cos I only have one left for this year lol or I'd deffo be deepthroatDave"

Haha. You're most certainly deepthroatDave

I'm sure you could handle being a Dave for a year, it's so enthralling being a Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

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Ohhhhh fuck me missp not you as well mun......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.

1) Be a decent upstanding person

2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!

3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'

4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).

5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.

6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.

7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.

8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something wrong with you lot aye. Love it

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over a year ago

"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.

1) Be a decent upstanding person

2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!

3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'

4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).

5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.

6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.

7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.

8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck."
Oi Dave i need some thing erecting....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.

1) Be a decent upstanding person

2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!

3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'

4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).

5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.

6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.

7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.

8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck."

Daves love Justin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.

1) Be a decent upstanding person

2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!

3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'

4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).

5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.

6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.

7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.

8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck."

Any Dave that is found in breech of any of the above,will be stripped of their Davehood and underwear with immediate effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember No Dave. No rave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.

1) Be a decent upstanding person

2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!

3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'

4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).

5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.

6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.

7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.

8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck.Oi Dave i need some thing erecting....

Scaffolding? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.

You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha

Well I found him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.

You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha

Well I found him

One of us needs to fuck him but I don't want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.

You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha

Well I found him

One of us needs to fuck him but I don't want to

I nominate Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to become a Dave, by Prince Fucking Dave.

1) Be a decent upstanding person

2) When trying to get in somebodies underwear you MUST offer them a McDonald's and let them select ANYTHING off the pound saver menu and pay for it!

3) Be proud of your name, wear a name badge clearly stating 'Dave'

4) You must at least have thought once about finger blasting Justin Bieber (either in the face or ass).

5) MUST know where Skewen is and some knowledge of said area.

6) Be good with your hands, with a name like Dave your friends will call upon you to fix things.

7) Like Strongbow Dark Fruit.

8) Don't be a twat, you're a Dave, you have to be tidy as fuck.Oi Dave i need some thing erecting....

A cross in your play room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Be interesting if we actually find the real Dave of Skewen.

You know we look like a bunch of pricks because nobody knows the score haha

Well I found him

One of us needs to fuck him but I don't want to

I nominate Dave

Yes me too, else he just can't be a Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have any of you ever met Dave the rave from Abercrave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have any of you ever met Dave the rave from Abercrave? "

Nice little place Abercrave, just up the road from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have any of you ever met Dave the rave from Abercrave?

Nice little place Abercrave, just up the road from me

It's where Dave the rave lives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have any of you ever met Dave the rave from Abercrave?

Nice little place Abercrave, just up the road from me

It's where Dave the rave lives."

Not far from his Skewen based cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have any of you ever met Dave the rave from Abercrave? "

He sounds like a top guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm. officially a dave ...my arse says so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm. officially a dave ...my arse says so"

I'm officially little Dave Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf."

Dave is obviously a good cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat "

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm. officially a dave ...my arse says so"

Just saw the pic!

Fucking love it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

Rules is rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??

A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??

A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead

Surely that's cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??

A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead

Surely that's cheating

ha, well I wanna finger blast him with King kongs finger, pain is pain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??

A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead

Surely that's cheating

ha, well I wanna finger blast him with King kongs finger, pain is pain. "

How could you want to hurt Justin??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The laws of Dave were introduced for a reason,if we start making allowances,I'm sure we are all aware as to where it will lead. Pure bedlam.

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over a year ago

"Any fellow Daves in the house??

My cat is called Dave after Dave Lister on red dwarf.

Dave is obviously a good cat

However,even the cat must follow the official laws of Dave

Does that mean the cat must fantasize about "finger blasting" Justin Bieber aswell??

A cat would be allowed to scram his back instead

Surely that's cheating

ha, well I wanna finger blast him with King kongs finger, pain is pain.

How could you want to hurt Justin??

I've always thought song should go.... 'Baby baby baby OUCH'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The laws of Dave were introduced for a reason,if we start making allowances,I'm sure we are all aware as to where it will lead. Pure bedlam.

Correct

Pussys cannot be exempt

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over a year ago

"The laws of Dave were introduced for a reason,if we start making allowances,I'm sure we are all aware as to where it will lead. Pure bedlam.

Correct

Pussys cannot be exempt

Not in the slightest. Dave flower has even had a new tatt. In honour of the Dave empire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'mon guys need 24 more posts to break the record. There must be more Daves out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my underpants is written DAVE .... can i join the club .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"on my underpants is written DAVE .... can i join the club . "

Yay

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea got a Dave here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea got a Dave here lol."

Glad you could join us Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea got a Dave here lol.

Glad you could join us Dave

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cheers Dave lol.

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over a year ago

"on my underpants is written DAVE .... can i join the club . "

Welcome Dave.

Please familiarise yourself with the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea got a Dave here lol."

Welcome Dave.

Don't forget the rules of Dave club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone recall papa lazaru from the league if gentleman? ???

"Hello Dave","is Dave there?"

Lmfao.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aww god I am weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching only fools and horses.

Even Rodney is a Dave, according to trigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea got a Dave here lol.

Welcome Dave.

Don't forget the rules of Dave club

First off were do I get my name badge lol.

2) finger blast the dik bieber in the face

3) Welsh name for skewen is sqiwen. Same area as port Talbot in west glam and was once an industrial village lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea got a Dave here lol.

Welcome Dave.

Don't forget the rules of Dave club

First off were do I get my name badge lol.

2) finger blast the dik bieber in the face

3) Welsh name for skewen is sqiwen. Same area as port Talbot in west glam and was once an industrial village lol..

Badge will be posted after the initiation ceremony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea got a Dave here lol.

Welcome Dave.

Don't forget the rules of Dave club

First off were do I get my name badge lol.

2) finger blast the dik bieber in the face

3) Welsh name for skewen is sqiwen. Same area as port Talbot in west glam and was once an industrial village lol..

Badge will be posted after the initiation ceremony

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over a year ago

Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P. "

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

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over a year ago

valleys

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P. "

Can I be in the film version??

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

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over a year ago

How are the Daves today????

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

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over a year ago

valleys

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave"

You would think Dave would share them with you lol

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

You would think Dave would share them with you lol"

Prince Dave is a selfish man

Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts

Shaneful

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

You would think Dave would share them with you lol

Prince Dave is a selfish man

Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts

Shaneful

I'm an angel mun

And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.

It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

You would think Dave would share them with you lol

Prince Dave is a selfish man

Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts

Shaneful

I'm an angel mun

And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.

It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something

Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

You would think Dave would share them with you lol

Prince Dave is a selfish man

Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts

Shaneful

I'm an angel mun

And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.

It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something

Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??"

I let you have Dai with a big dick mun

But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

You would think Dave would share them with you lol

Prince Dave is a selfish man

Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts

Shaneful

I'm an angel mun

And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.

It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something

Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??

I let you have Dai with a big dick mun

But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha "

Oh best I get into action this week then

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

You would think Dave would share them with you lol

Prince Dave is a selfish man

Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts

Shaneful

I'm an angel mun

And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.

It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something

Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??

I let you have Dai with a big dick mun

But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha

Oh best I get into action this week then

Be quick! I'm horny haha

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave

You would think Dave would share them with you lol

Prince Dave is a selfish man

Puts his own sexual needs before that of his female counterparts

Shaneful

I'm an angel mun

And actually, I like to call it 'training' not bumming the young fitties.

It's almost a charitable act, I should get a knighthood for it or something

Yea but can't you at least let me have a few of them before you please PrinceDave??

I let you have Dai with a big dick mun

But ok, I'm being a good princely c%#t this week and not playing. Haha

Oh best I get into action this week then

Be quick! I'm horny haha

And lay off my hottie from Llanello please

I know your game Dave

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over a year ago

Llanelli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!

I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you

He will win easilly

He will buy you a chicken mayo

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over a year ago

"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!

I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you

He will win easilly

He will buy you a chicken mayo

Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha

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over a year ago

"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!

I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you

He will win easilly

He will buy you a chicken mayo

Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha"

Better tell Prince Dave that

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over a year ago

"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!

I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you

He will win easilly

He will buy you a chicken mayo

Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha

Better tell Prince Dave that

We won't tell him yet it will be better than you banning him from your social so you can have me haha

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over a year ago

"Let's get reaaaaady to rumbleeeeeee hahaha!

I am not fighting with PrinceFuckingDave over you

He will win easilly

He will buy you a chicken mayo

Shame I don't like white stuff hahaha

Better tell Prince Dave that

I buy the special ones chicken nuggets.

Think they call that 'upping your game' hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet and sour sauce is a must and his many nuggets would be special pmsl

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Fucking brilliant,we in shares??

Bugger off, I don't share money, only sexual partners

Anyone left that you Havnt wrecked and female Dave???

He wrecks everything

He bums all the young fitties and ruins them for me

Boohoo nasty Dave"

All Daves are sound,it's a requirement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess what channel I'm watching??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

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over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think

Gullible Dave

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over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think

Gullible Dave

Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy

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over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think

Gullible Dave

Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy

Or porn

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over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think

Gullible Dave

Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy

Or porn

Depends if you're in good company or not

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over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think

Gullible Dave

Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy

Or porn

Depends if you're in good company or not

He does not want your company thankyou very much David

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over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think

Gullible Dave

Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy

Or porn

Depends if you're in good company or not

He does not want your company thankyou very much David"

Love it when you call me David

makes my cock dribble

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over a year ago

"Guess what channel I'm watching??

The best one ever!

No, Channel 4 but knew what you would think

Gullible Dave

Only one thing to watch at this hour mun... Family guy

Or porn

Depends if you're in good company or not

He does not want your company thankyou very much David

Love it when you call me David

makes my cock dribble "

Oo I say!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two are brilliant hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You two are brilliant hahaha!!

You will end up like this one day bach

It's what years of Fabbing does to you

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over a year ago

"You two are brilliant hahaha!!

You will end up like this one day bach

It's what years of Fabbing does to you

True story

I was sane before, well, I think I was anyway

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over a year ago

"You two are brilliant hahaha!!

You will end up like this one day bach

It's what years of Fabbing does to you

True story

I was sane before, well, I think I was anyway

I was normal til I met you Dave

Now....scarred for life

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over a year ago

"Sorry I've been quiet Dave's.

Been busy writing my new novel, 50 shades of Dave.

It's a story about a bloke called Dave and a female called Anastasia P.

Can I be in the film version??"

I'd watch that

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over a year ago

"You two are brilliant hahaha!!

You will end up like this one day bach

It's what years of Fabbing does to you

True story

I was sane before, well, I think I was anyway

I was normal til I met you Dave

Now....scarred for life

Just rude! We only clicked cos you're clinically insane like myself

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over a year ago

Cardiff last night. Absolutely swarming with Dave's. And a little Chinese bloke looking for Dave. He was walking quite awkwardly, think his name was Felix.

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over a year ago

"Cardiff last night. Absolutely swarming with Dave's. And a little Chinese bloke looking for Dave. He was walking quite awkwardly, think his name was Felix.

I've been nowhere near cardiff and I'm sure he'd have had physiotherapy by now haha.

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over a year ago

"Cardiff last night. Absolutely swarming with Dave's. And a little Chinese bloke looking for Dave. He was walking quite awkwardly, think his name was Felix.

I've been nowhere near cardiff and I'm sure he'd have had physiotherapy by now haha.

I chuckled all night,just thinking about the two Daves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking the rules - offered a fitty a Big Mac

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over a year ago

"Breaking the rules - offered a fitty a Big Mac

David!!!! You will go to such great lengths for an unused arse

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over a year ago

"Breaking the rules - offered a fitty a Big Mac

David!!!! You will go to such great lengths for an unused arse

What's a guy suppose to do mun.

Can't let it be thought I just wanna bum him.

A night with Dave is suppose to be an experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here!

Prince Fucking Dave of Skewen here.

I come from a long line of Dave's and we're all jolly good fellows

I'm fucking hysterical by here

I can't see this thread being overly popular somehow

Well Dave, I guess this thread become popular as fuck. Think it's in the top 3. Congratulations fellow Daves we have achieved something very big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing what you can do talking shit lol.

Bet nobody has a clue what the Dave thing is either

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over a year ago

They may have been clueless once upon a time Dave. But I think they are well aware of our existence now.

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over a year ago

Well Dave's, it's been fun being a Dave for the week.

I've learned so much about life as a Dave.

Who knows, I may even become a Dave in the future

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over a year ago

"Well Dave's, it's been fun being a Dave for the week.

I've learned so much about life as a Dave.

Who knows, I may even become a Dave in the future

Thanks for taking the time to experience a week in my shoes.

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over a year ago

Aww I sort of wanted to stay a Dave forever but the constant allegations of being an actual resident of Skewen was too much to bare any longer. Over and out Daves

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over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Aww I sort of wanted to stay a Dave forever but the constant allegations of being an actual resident of Skewen was too much to bare any longer. Over and out Daves

This was brilliant xx

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over a year ago

"Aww I sort of wanted to stay a Dave forever but the constant allegations of being an actual resident of Skewen was too much to bare any longer. Over and out Daves

This was brilliant xx"

Ffs aww the good old days Dave

We never did pull off the Skewen cafe social

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over a year ago

BRIDGEND

"Aww I sort of wanted to stay a Dave forever but the constant allegations of being an actual resident of Skewen was too much to bare any longer. Over and out Daves

This was brilliant xx

Ffs aww the good old days Dave

We never did pull off the Skewen cafe social

Didn't want to outdo all other socials butt.....it would of been massive xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are looking for Dave The Rave . He run events in the skewen area in the 90's

hes a ledgend in his own lunchtime.

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over a year ago

BRIDGEND

He's officially retired last I heard

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