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Strangest things you have found in your cleavage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was feeding my lizard earlier and wasn't taking a lot of notice but a stray locust must have dive bombed down my top as about 10 minutes later I was laying on the couch and the fucker jumped out and frightened the shit out of me. Traumatised

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

I put my classroom ticket in there Sat so I could get my coat back worked too I didn't lose it x

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Cloakroom stupid kindle

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

When I take my bra off crumbs sometimes fall out.

That's why I call my boobs and cleavage my "crumb catchers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like crusty baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I take my bra off crumbs sometimes fall out.

That's why I call my boobs and cleavage my "crumb catchers" "

This all the time!! Lol xxx

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I like crusty baps "

Melted Chocolate, peanuts, the odd haribo. Hands (attached to the person )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hands (attached to the person ) "

Would be slightly concerning if they weren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once took off my bra and a spider fell out. How I didn't pass out I will never know!

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You girls are single handedly destroying my passion for a nice cleavage

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


" You girls are single handedly destroying my passion for a nice cleavage "

It could be worse....guys could be telling you what they found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there "

I thought I was the only one who did this lol, also tend to put pens or my ecig there when I'm pottering around the house and forget where they are until much later

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there

I thought I was the only one who did this lol, also tend to put pens or my ecig there when I'm pottering around the house and forget where they are until much later "

Or money for when I am just running into the supermarket and I have to frisk myself by the till

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Hands (attached to the person )

Would be slightly concerning if they weren't "

I would be too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a habit of keeping my phone in my bra and on one occasion I took off my bra and my phone was stuck to the side of my boob - luckily I was standing next to the bed so it bounced harmlessly on the duvet but I had completely forgot it was there

I thought I was the only one who did this lol, also tend to put pens or my ecig there when I'm pottering around the house and forget where they are until much later

Or money for when I am just running into the supermarket and I have to frisk myself by the till "

Haha, yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" You girls are single handedly destroying my passion for a nice cleavage

It could be worse....guys could be telling you what they found "

Much more Xmas food and I'll have cleverage

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

A cock hehe

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,


"A cock hehe "

Always finding those down there lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeding my lizard earlier"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of lager, a bottle of wine, money, my phone.

It's like another handbag for me lol you can find all sorts down there! It's remembering where you out them.

I usually get the bits of melted chocolate and crumbs too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was feeding my lizard earlier

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What's that face for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few stray hairs.

Thankfully I get it waxed so it's all cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeding my lizard earlier and wasn't taking a lot of notice but a stray locust must have dive bombed down my top as about 10 minutes later I was laying on the couch and the fucker jumped out and frightened the shit out of me. Traumatised "

Well whilst on holiday years ago in Portugal swimming in the sea and a fish about 6 or 7 inches long jumped up and landed in my cleavage as it was moving around my tits were wobbling all over the place much to the delight of the local fishermen ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All kinds of things get chucked down there - phone, car keys, even my satnav when I'm out geocaching....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to say though, I worked in a shop when I was younger and boob money is nasty.

Many a sweaty sodden £10 was fished out from bra's and never by someone who's boobs you'd like to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was feeding my lizard earlier and wasn't taking a lot of notice but a stray locust must have dive bombed down my top as about 10 minutes later I was laying on the couch and the fucker jumped out and frightened the shit out of me. Traumatised

Well whilst on holiday years ago in Portugal swimming in the sea and a fish about 6 or 7 inches long jumped up and landed in my cleavage as it was moving around my tits were wobbling all over the place much to the delight of the local fishermen ha "

For some bizarre reason I'd like to have seen that some of you sound like you have cleavages bigger than the black hole of calcutta! ! Health and safety need to be informed.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Just to say though, I worked in a shop when I was younger and boob money is nasty.

Many a sweaty sodden £10 was fished out from bra's and never by someone who's boobs you'd like to see "

That's me told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For anyone with cleavage cleaning problems I'm always willing to hoover up after crumbs or chocolate ????

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just to say though, I worked in a shop when I was younger and boob money is nasty.

Many a sweaty sodden £10 was fished out from bra's and never by someone who's boobs you'd like to see

That's me told "

Not aimed at you in particular

Chavs with sock money and crotch money is just as bad so it's not just you ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm working I put money down mine so when I take my bra off all money falls out its like winning the slot machines

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"When I'm working I put money down mine so when I take my bra off all money falls out its like winning the slot machines"

Same!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"When I'm working I put money down mine so when I take my bra off all money falls out its like winning the slot machines"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm working I put money down mine so when I take my bra off all money falls out its like winning the slot machines"

Wouldnt mind being that money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mans face i had fallen asleep on the train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love this thread. Some of the replies really made me chuckle

I can't beat the locust but I did find a piece of batter from my lunchtime sausage nestled in my cleavage. It was still crunchy too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I absolutely love this thread. Some of the replies really made me chuckle

I can't beat the locust but I did find a piece of batter from my lunchtime sausage nestled in my cleavage. It was still crunchy too "

Aww god you ate it??

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I absolutely love this thread. Some of the replies really made me chuckle

I can't beat the locust but I did find a piece of batter from my lunchtime sausage nestled in my cleavage. It was still crunchy too

Aww god you ate it?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many men are now carrying some wet wipes to have a good scrub to avoid food poisoning now

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