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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I sit in my rocking chair and old lady thinking my thoughts as we do and my mind started to wander to the time when I reached my 16th birthday and ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mother told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get out of the house and take my 12 kids with me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

but I could only fine 8 of em where or where were the others I thought then all of sudden a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont u remember u silly girl, u sold the other 4 for sum magic beans and a....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

rampant rabbit that laid golden eggs but only on a thursday because

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thursdays the start of the weekend

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

and the weekend is the best time 2 sell the golden eggs for plenty ov money and

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

buy some nice new toys or sexy lingerie and then you can

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sell them dirty on ebay for......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a westlife cd...which,wen u play track 3 backwards u can hear.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please Release me, your pussy is too tight

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

it sat onmy face and its been stuck there all night so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so...as u can imagine,going out that weekend was difficult,i ad a goddam tight pussy stuck on my face!!!! it was at that moment i decided to......

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

stick my face in a bucket of peranhas and ov course that didnt wrk coz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the only thing the pirhanas wanted to do was to lick the pussy that was stuck to my face so I decided to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put my glad rags on & go out on the town,....i was hurt & dimayed 2 b called cuntface wereva i went,but finally managed 2 meet a guy who liked fuckin me,whilst lickin the pussy & married him the very next day,but after the first blissfull week.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

someone knocked our door and said....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi pussy face, fancy a shag ? and then we.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

were thinking where to shag, indoors or outdoors and we decided ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that we would shag indoors, and outdoors, and entered the dogging scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but the only problem was........

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By *lurmMan
over a year ago

Swansea-ish

We were agorophobic and had a fear of picnic tables, the only way to beat this was....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 buy a tent,which wen we set up was amazing, after our first fuck.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the flap of the tent was lifted up and to our amazement ....

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By *lurmMan
over a year ago

Swansea-ish

We saw a big full moon! although....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the fly net was down and it was the torch light from.......

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

moulder and scully frm x files looking for that mithical monster ,PUSSY FACE,1 said,"PUSSY FACE ,WHO THE FUCK IS PUSSY FACE?????" to wich they replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...'you u ugly fucker' theres 15 more like u back at the lab....they handcuffed me and....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

tied me up ,tickled me with feathers and wanked me with barbed wire but i still didnt give them the information they needed about th

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the secret formula for multi multi mind blowing orgasms so they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put an array of dildo's in front of me to see what I would do and I.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took each one, turned it on full power and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....they told me that if i didnt tell them wat the formula was they'd....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shove each one of them in my ear until....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey met in the middle of my head and came out through my....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

engorged pussy lips that where set a quivering making me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not want 2 tell them a fucking thing!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cos i was having so much fun and then guess who appeared in all his glory naked as the day he was born and so enormously hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mr bean with his.....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

little freind called bilbo baggins who was in the closet pretending 2 b str8, but we knew he was gay so we went dwn 2 middle earth 4 an orgy with the elvs and dwarvs when....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a fairy appeared holding a....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

this is by mr and mrs spice they sent it to me instead sillys he he

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an illusive spare take that ticket but wat the fuck 4 because robbie is starting 2 bail out he recons the preassure is getting 2 him thats why.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so i offered to take it off his hands in exchange for a ride on the.....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

gravy train while listening 2 guns and ,roses paredise city 4 resons only known 2 him . so.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off to paradise city i went with a set of wet, quivering lips when on the train who should I meet ? .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the sexiest person on fab who said to me.....

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By *picyMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare

u know we sud defo set up another site an call it X-FABFILES an thats wer al time wasters,ppl wit funny werid stuff stickin frm them an elves can go an that wil sort our problem an let us sexy ppl get on wit ,,,

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

the sucking,fucking,licking,fingering,doging,partying,swapping and videoing of all the....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

gorgeous

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

sexy bastard swingers that rome middle earth looking 4 ppl wi pussy's stuck 2 they faces ,buckets ov perhanas and little tiny gay men who listen 2 guns and roses cause....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it makes em feel hard lads but in reality ....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

they dance around 2 th pet shop boys and erasure and it was them who bought them tickets 4 take that of tha geezer who.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only bought them to see robbies arse wiggle on stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cos when he watched robbie wiggle his arse on stage he got all ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hot and sticky just like when he was last....

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By *ondageBabeWoman
over a year ago

bridgend

at the orgy in middle earth listening to erasure and playing with the dwarves....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dressed as umpa lumpa's doing.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cha cha slide, seeing just how low he could go

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

be4 he ad 2 go out and buy sum black market viagra wich fuck's with u blood preassure and gives u a banging headache and a ramping hard on and the blood preassure aspect explains the purple coulouration on the ompa lompas as every 1 they decide 2 take it effects them like.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are being pounded with a sledgehammer, which is exactly how they wanted to pound the two pussy faced

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

perranah eatting,dwarf chasing,guns and roses loving freaks frm the sexfiles.but ovcourse he was still stuck wi 3 rampant golden eggs so he.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

STOPPED doing acid that very day, & vowed neva 2 watch lord of the rings again....instead he would become a...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

holy man or was it unholy he could not remember what he was going to do so he asked the passing......

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

choir boy would he help him wi is fly 2 wich he replied"im 18 u twat nw fuck off" so he went ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

into the nearest brothel run by the nuns and the bishop and

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

gary glittar and his tribe ov vietnamese conqubines to wich he added ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 hail marys.......but not all the marys were happy about this,they were quite contrary, one of them even ad a little lamb!!!!so the brothel was closed down for health & saftey reasons.it reopened 2weeks later as a...

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By *picyMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare

fruit and veg shop which only sold...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fish......which was a little unusual, the main reason for this was.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

large cucumbers that met all euro standards for.......

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

vibrating fluffy hedghogs that smoke lots of .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drugs........cause they luv 2 chase the dragon wen their not.....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

sucking on the end of a ft long subway and swigging a can ov cunny juice because......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

everyone knows cunny juice is delicious and the all of a sudden...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

into the shop walked an englishman a scottsman & an irishman,the shopkeeper said,is this sum kinda joke,the irishman replied........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hang on a minute paddy whose the little fella with ya the one with a pot a gold and dressed in green and paddy said...

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

be jesus ,it tha little gay twat bilbo baggin's again who always rears his ugly head like a bad smelling fart and i cant take it any more so im going 2 finally .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck the little twat till he cums up his own asshole and makes

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

a funny gurggling noise like th avrage ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

belly when its rumbling

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

because unless u are an adventurouse lady the anal region is an exit and not an entry so there for.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the grace of God go

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

forth and smash as many back doors in as possible and may the force be with you young .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a one way street sign tattoo'd on my ass cheeks, but nobody took

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

any notice of it because they were mesmerised by the size of my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

left ass cheek, which had suddenly grow another 6inchs overnight because

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i have been a good lad and eaten lots of spinach so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everytime i was taken from behind i left a green trail all over....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the face of the person i was on top of lol

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By *arrickCouple
over a year ago

up the A470

The next day i decided to go and play snooker with.......

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

a rampant rabbit and 2 pulsating love balls but 2 my dismay........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they were allergic 2 my spinach arse, & cancelled so..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i went to the market to find a supersized cucumber so I could ..

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

polish up ,slap a condom on it and rape nextdoors cat 4 shitting in my garden AGAIN!!!! so i..............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

decided nah a cucumber not big enough so i was on the look out for a melon or two for that damn cat then I had the largest melon in the shop but decided as a nice young ripe young man had taken my fancy to ask him if he wanted to nibble some melon with me, he looked deep into my eyes and said ..........

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

are u off your fekking head,do i look deranged and desprate ur a dude u faggot nw wheres the cash 4 that melon and fuck off bk to the ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clear up the cat shit from ur garden...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while doing that, i slipped and sat on to my large spikey cactus which punctured my large green spinich arse, and torn the skin off, leaving a smooth dipple free arse, just ripe for the....

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

melon wich ive decided 2 use myself as it cost me enuf and next doors cat isnt wrth it so....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i said to myself time to go back and sit in ma rocking chair until the next LIFE

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

Well that sounds like a good ending ,right back where it started ,like it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

gotta start a new one soon am just thinking of one lol

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By *rs Sugar Mr SpiceCouple
over a year ago

We are about 15 mins outa Pontypridd and we do go to Crawley in west sussex 2-3 times a year so get in touch !!

get in there kits hun wedo engoy these threads they get really funny ha ha xx

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