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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's been the worst/funniest one you've ever received?

I once had a wrapped-up frying pan. Useful though, fair play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A balaclava with a peak ! As if !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once bought me a potato ricer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teletubby!.....don't ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those foot socks.

2 of my toes are webbed.

Yeah thanks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about the worst present i ever recieved but i have purposely bought my dad the worst presents ever this year...

A turkey baster and a 2ft tall bright pink buddha statue

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By *uscleman79Man
over a year ago

wales


"Those foot socks.

2 of my toes are webbed.

Yeah thanks.... "

Those foot socks? You say it like it's an uncommon item and you haven't ever worn socks before.

You mean the special CJ socks? So, toe socks...that have individual toes in it, as suggested by your webbed toe comment

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town


"Those foot socks.

2 of my toes are webbed.

Yeah thanks....

Those foot socks? You say it like it's an uncommon item and you haven't ever worn socks before.

You mean the special CJ socks? So, toe socks...that have individual toes in it, as suggested by your webbed toe comment "

??? if i had webbed toe's i would also think toe socks a pretty crap present!!

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By *uscleman79Man
over a year ago

wales

That's not what I meant. I think they are pretty crap too, regardless of webbed toes or not. I was just joking with the fact clit girl said "those foot socks". Obviously my humour is lost on some....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in all honesty i dont think ive ever had a crappy present, but maybe im just easier to please than some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worse present I have ever received is a table runner..... I have a very long table that seats 12 people so it did not fit.

Plus it was quilted and covered in a traditional xmas flower pattern (poinsettias and the like). Eurgh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those foot socks.

2 of my toes are webbed.

Yeah thanks....

Those foot socks? You say it like it's an uncommon item and you haven't ever worn socks before.

You mean the special CJ socks? So, toe socks...that have individual toes in it, as suggested by your webbed toe comment "

I meant foot gloves. Not foot socks. The socks with individual toes in yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those foot socks.

2 of my toes are webbed.

Yeah thanks....

Those foot socks? You say it like it's an uncommon item and you haven't ever worn socks before.

You mean the special CJ socks? So, toe socks...that have individual toes in it, as suggested by your webbed toe comment

I meant foot gloves. Not foot socks. The socks with individual toes in yes!!!"

I have never worn something so uncomfortable in my life, you aren't missing out! Those things are just wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those foot socks.

2 of my toes are webbed.

Yeah thanks....

Those foot socks? You say it like it's an uncommon item and you haven't ever worn socks before.

You mean the special CJ socks? So, toe socks...that have individual toes in it, as suggested by your webbed toe comment

I meant foot gloves. Not foot socks. The socks with individual toes in yes!!!

I have never worn something so uncomfortable in my life, you aren't missing out! Those things are just wrong!!"
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I opened them and was like " taking the fucking piss mind! Webbed toes!! " I'd have to put 2 toes in one bit and have one spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those foot socks.

2 of my toes are webbed.

Yeah thanks....

Those foot socks? You say it like it's an uncommon item and you haven't ever worn socks before.

You mean the special CJ socks? So, toe socks...that have individual toes in it, as suggested by your webbed toe comment

I meant foot gloves. Not foot socks. The socks with individual toes in yes!!!

I have never worn something so uncomfortable in my life, you aren't missing out! Those things are just wrong!!t

I opened them and was like " taking the fucking piss mind! Webbed toes!! " I'd have to put 2 toes in one bit and have one spare "

You could use the spare ones to carry change, smuggle extremely small quantities of drugs, or maybe to hold some Kendal mint cake, for emergencies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cellulite cream ? wtf went straight in the bin X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I had from an uncle a mucky fluffy CD case covered in dog fur with a bunch of copied rave CD's inside names written on in sharpie.

Looked like he just grabbed it from his house and wrapped it. The best part was when I went to put one of them on for a laugh it broke my DVD player.

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By *nighthood75Man
over a year ago

Rhondda

I once got a lawnmower for christmas! I couldnt even use it till march!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of knitted mint and black gloves by my nan... Needless to say they went in the "never see daylight" box....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand knitted willy warmer... From my mum

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