FabSwingers.com forum: Best 'put downs'........

By *iggers4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Over down by There

As we are a friendly lot, and after having a late evening cup of hot cocoa.... we were just wondering what is the best 'put down' you've used or has been used ...........

start with....... weren't you in school with my mum.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt i see you on that tv ad for tea ??

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By *iggers4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Over down by There

those your'e own teeth?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like a film star,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lassie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was u the only baby in ya town wiv curtains on ya pram

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By *iggers4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Over down by There

did your mam slap yah dad when u was born ????

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By *iggers4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Over down by There

I lurve the way your eyes move........both of them......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs u gota face that could turn milk sour at a 1000 paces

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By *iggers4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Over down by There

....... oooohhhhh loook a dwarf prick......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit skint at the moment socan i borrow ya face for a haloween party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah i like an hairy chest, but not on a woman

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By *iggers4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Over down by There

even pished your still ugly.......

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By *iggers4u OP Couple
over a year ago

Over down by There

(to a lady) you do look like your father.........same moustache......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have i seen u on tv?

crimewatch possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloke to a woman: do you fancy a dance?

woman: yeah, ok!

bloke: fuck off then so i can chat up your mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt the cosmetic surgery work then hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or never mind m8 its not the size that counts really honestly he he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i wont shag you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st meet of here went of pics only ..knocked on door my meet answered the door andi said ello is yr daughter in ...gen mistake ....taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least i got a birth certificate not an apology from durex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gonna sound really sad but we don't do put-downs. We're far too nice lol.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"I'm trying my hardest to imagine you with a personality."

"If I throw you a stick will you leave?"

"I may be d*unk but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly" (Churchill, I think)

"I would have liked to have fucked your brains out but it appears someone beat me to it"

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

God when your mam had you I bet she wished she'd swollowed that night!!

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By *he WabbitsCouple
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best put down ever against me was ... a very good mate of mine we played lot of rugby together both flankers and both trying to get one up on each. Well we was chatting one day and i said "I would like a go at his Mrs". As quick as a flash he replied "If i want my Mrs Monkey fucked i will take her too Bristol Zoo"

Needless to say we both ended up laughing our arses off. And it has been the source of many a good nite, drinking, ever since. another TRUE STORY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"

hope that wasn't aimed at me? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate once said to a girl

' Fancy a shag?'

She said

' Absolutely, but not with you.'

Another one my wife likes is

' ah look, its like a penis but smaller'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IF BRAINS WERE RUBBER YOU WOULD HAVE ENOUGH FOR A BUDGIES FLIP FLOP !!

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By *anny9840Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I dont mean to be funny but isnt cinderalla your sister !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg your so ugly you should be an advert for why brother n sisters shouldn't marry!

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

"Omg your so ugly you should be an advert for why brother n sisters shouldn't marry!"

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By *aganpairCouple
over a year ago

Swasea

Shame you're not two-faced cos if you were you'd wear the other one...that one's a disgrace!!

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By *aganpairCouple
over a year ago

Swasea

Awwww...your face is like satin, shit that's been sat in.

Everyone has the right to be ugly but you abuse it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i,d love to fuck your brains out,,,,ooops,looks like someones beat me to it.!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought he had a pube until he pissed from it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I would enter into a battle of wits with you.... but it appears you have come unarmed.

You've got a face that can only be improved with plastic surgery....., erm, I meant plastic explosives!

Not only are you so ugly that you must have fell out of the ugly tree, it looks like you hit your face on every branch on the way down!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

If brains were dynamite, you wouldnt have enough to clean the wax out of your ears!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

(When asked if I disliked someone) Who, him? Well, I'd like to pour petrol on his face, set light to it, listen to him scream for a minute or two, and then put the flames out by hitting them with a shovel, but, no, I think dislike is a very strong word, dont you?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

You got such bad B.O. the local sewer rats are wearing pegs on their noses!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Man, you so ugly, I'd ask god to put my teeth in my ass, and then teach my ass to talk!

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"at least i got a birth certificate not an apology from durex."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in ? well wrap some pussy round it please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He/she is so ugly they should be sniffing luggage at the airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She asked "why is your organ so small ?"

He repiled " I didn't know I was playing in a cathederal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got a fanny like a wizards sleeve.

I had put an orange up her arse just to pull away the slack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you born that ugly or have you been in an accident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you from barking well you should be ..

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