FabSwingers.com forum: Itchy shit thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What makes your shit itch/boils your piss in real life?

Checkout staff who squeeze your bread/whack your hobnobs down like a sledgehammer?

People who say "Pacifically" instead of "specifically"?

Get it off your chest in here. It'll make you feel better. You know you want to.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who expect you to be mind readers

Liars

People who don't indicate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl who don't read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ppl who don't read profiles"

You mean you DON'T want to fuck me in a car parked somewhere other than Partners, away from Basingstoke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men I've never spoken to calling me "Hun", makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheating scumbags.

Periods.

People who use their phones while driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish people

Inconsiderate people

Lazy motherfuckers aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ppl who don't read profiles"

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Selfish people

Inconsiderate people

Lazy motherfuckers aswell"

Them and all!!

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm sure there is a lot more things that pi55 me off but 1st thing that springs to mind is people who get coffee granules in the sugar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who stop dead in front of me in the street because they've seen something shiny in a shop window, like a fucking magpie - resulting in near sodomy. Cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who support the Scarlets

Burn them all I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there is a lot more things that pi55 me off but 1st thing that springs to mind is people who get coffee granules in the sugar!

Omfg don't get me started on that shit!!!! They should be shot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psychics"

Fucking vulture lying bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there is a lot more things that pi55 me off but 1st thing that springs to mind is people who get coffee granules in the sugar!

Fuck them complete and utter bastards !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cold calling sales people. I know everyone needs to make ends meet but there are other options. Suck a dick or something - that's a more respectable profession.

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By *arcus14Man
over a year ago

cowbridge

Parents parking too close and dangerously near schools coz they're too lazy to walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who leave drawers open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who leave drawers open

If you don't do the lid up properly on the ketchup and I shake it, I will fucking HUNT YOU DOWN.

(The general "you", not you specifically)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there is a lot more things that pi55 me off but 1st thing that springs to mind is people who get coffee granules in the sugar!

Omfg don't get me started on that shit!!!! They should be shot! "

even worse is when they stir your tea with the spoon they used on coffee yuck yuck yuck!!!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Fair play some of these are making my

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who ask for your kik or number for WhatsApp without even a "hello"!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

odd socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself. "

Feck orf I'll eat it how I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself.

Feck orf I'll eat it how I like it!"

No. Just no.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Bossy feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself.

Feck orf I'll eat it how I like it!"

Omg you don't do you?? They should take your taste buds away lol x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself.

Feck orf I'll eat it how I like it!

Omg you don't do you?? They should take your taste buds away lol x"

Don't you start

I have it medium to well cause I don't like blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to a supermarket and buy a paper with your shopping,the person at the checkout can never scan it without having to read the story on the front.....while you're just stood there waiting.

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By *anyarideTV/TS
over a year ago

Prestatyn

People who use their mobiles in supermarket aisles, askin their other half, if they didnt have that chees, should they get another type, FFS what did they do before mobiles? carrier pidgeon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who use their mobiles in supermarket aisles, askin their other half, if they didnt have that chees, should they get another type, FFS what did they do before mobiles? carrier pidgeon

"BUT THEY'VE ONLY GOT DAIRYLEA, LOVE - DO YOU WANT IT OR NOT? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who spit in the street.

People who stop and chat in the middle of a shop aisle completely oblivious to everyone around them. Grrr get out of my way dipshits.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the above

oh and kids who don't take their plate out but go out the kitchen for a drink!!

Fireworks being set off 2 weeks before Bonfire night and almost 2 months afterwards

Clothes being put on the wrong 'size' hanger in the store and you don't realise til you get home and think you've put on 4 stone cos you can't get the fecking things over your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put empty milk cartons back in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all the above

oh and kids who don't take their plate out but go out the kitchen for a drink!!

Fireworks being set off 2 weeks before Bonfire night and almost 2 months afterwards

Clothes being put on the wrong 'size' hanger in the store and you don't realise til you get home and think you've put on 4 stone cos you can't get the fecking things over your knees"

Personally, I think all of these things should be punishable by a week in the stocks. Minimum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself.

Feck orf I'll eat it how I like it!

Omg you don't do you?? They should take your taste buds away lol x

Don't you start

I have it medium to well cause I don't like blood

It tastes so good though

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By *tsallaroundMan
over a year ago

merthyr

Checkout operators in asda merthyr. Ask do you want a hand packing. I say no yet they still do it. Cannot I multi task or what

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checkout operators in asda merthyr. Ask do you want a hand packing. I say no yet they still do it. Cannot I multi task or what"

Immasculating motherfuckers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nickelback.

I want them to be dangled feet first into a volcano, VERY fucking slowly. And ringside seats.

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By *onbon7Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

People who tell me how I should have my steak cooked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who tell me how I should have my steak cooked

I am officially offering my services to help you get used to the taste of fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there is a lot more things that pi55 me off but 1st thing that springs to mind is people who get coffee granules in the sugar!

Omfg don't get me started on that shit!!!! They should be shot!

even worse is when they stir your tea with the spoon they used on coffee yuck yuck yuck!!!!"

Omg yuk yuk yuk

And liars

Two faced twats

People on a mobile while out in company gggrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone drawing the phlegm up their chest and spitting on the floor in the swimming pool was enough to make me go bonkers!

Filth!

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

i cannot stand toast crumbs left in the butter, cos some lazy sh1t couldnt be bother to clean their knife before sticking it in the butter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i cannot stand toast crumbs left in the butter, cos some lazy sh1t couldnt be bother to clean their knife before sticking it in the butter"

Waterboarding is too good for them.

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

"i cannot stand toast crumbs left in the butter, cos some lazy sh1t couldnt be bother to clean their knife before sticking it in the butter

Waterboarding is too good for them.

now thats a good idea......need to get my bucket out lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can't fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who expect you to be mind readers

Liars

People who don't indicate"
sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheating scumbags.

Periods.

People who use their phones while driving.

"
sorry if I find your ass amazing

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By *onbon7Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People who tell me how I should have my steak cooked

I am officially offering my services to help you get used to the taste of fresh meat

Let's hope its a nice thick piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone drawing the phlegm up their chest and spitting on the floor in the swimming pool was enough to make me go bonkers!

Filth! "

my neighbour did this on my front lawn the other week

Omg

I went nuts dirty bastard yuk

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By *uddsWoman
over a year ago

st athans

"People who tell me how I should have my steak cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there is a lot more things that pi55 me off but 1st thing that springs to mind is people who get coffee granules in the sugar!

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lol my pet peeve

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By *uppy IceMan
over a year ago

West Wales

What grinds my gears. People say don't drink REDBULL it's got spunk in it!! I know and love it.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Pettimindidness! Tit for tat players!

Bullies

Being told off for using certain swear words. My unconsciousness will use them all the more!

People who watch others struggle without offering to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who have 'small man' syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shit gets well and truly gripped at the supermarket checkout - when I've loaded all my stuff onto the tll conveyor belt and put down the "seperator thingy" to indicate that I'm done.... AND THEN THE NEXT BASTARD SHOVES THE SEPERATOR THINGY UP (yes I'm shouting!) to make more room for his/her stuff, thus squashing all my stuff up.

Other piss-boiling things:

Rude bus drivers

People on phones whilst driving

People who don't indicate

Middle lane hoggers

Toilet roll being the wrong way up (paper should go over the top!)

Passport control queues when there are 500 immigration staff sat there fucking about rather than tackling the queue

Theme park queues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English people

Ych

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"English people

Ych

Is English and Proud to be so.

People who leave one sheet of paper on bog roll so they dont have to change it

Liars and cheats

Men who leave the loo seat up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself. "
this

Eat it rare or save yourself some cash and my feelings by eating a plimsole

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By *kip123Man
over a year ago

Barry

Yeh. We English stole your water. BUT. we sent it back under a different name. BEER lol

People who Cant take a joke but dish it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The English thing was a joke by the way just incase anyone who doesn't know me or my humour chose to take offence

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Bigheaded people who look down upon ours when they really should look at themselves.

People who abuse trust of good natured people.

Neighbours that let their dogs bark constantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The English thing was a joke by the way just incase anyone who doesn't know me or my humour chose to take offence

Didnt take offence here lol. Just saying that I am an English bird lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The English thing was a joke by the way just incase anyone who doesn't know me or my humour chose to take offence

Didnt take offence here lol. Just saying that I am an English bird lol. Xx"

That's good just wanted to make sure people didn't think I meant it seriously as you never know on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The English thing was a joke by the way just incase anyone who doesn't know me or my humour chose to take offence

Didnt take offence here lol. Just saying that I am an English bird lol. Xx

That's good just wanted to make sure people didn't think I meant it seriously as you never know on here

I am a very outgoing person and do not take anything personally if I can help it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"English people

Ych

Is English and Proud to be so.

People who leave one sheet of paper on bog roll so they dont have to change it

Liars and cheats

Men who leave the loo seat up"

Women who leave it down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The English thing was a joke by the way just incase anyone who doesn't know me or my humour chose to take offence

Up yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put CD/ dvd back in wrong case does my nut in

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By *kip123Man
over a year ago

Barry

Blokes who seem to do a runner when its their round

People who think cos ime an old fart ime past having fun lol

People who think all single guys live in a shit tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing with your mouth open....

It should be acceptable to bitch slap the fuckers mouth closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex's who are complete wankers even after they've long split up with their partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now??? Messeges get me really vex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say Oldi instead of Aldi...grrrr. AAAldi..see.it wasn't hard was it ??

Also. Mataland..ummm..it's Matalan!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The English thing was a joke by the way just incase anyone who doesn't know me or my humour chose to take offence

Up yours

I love you

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who cut you up whether walking or driving

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By *rwantfunMan
over a year ago

Ammanford

People on a swingers site that don't swing

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By *rwantfunMan
over a year ago

Ammanford

"English people

Ych

I'm English

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who think they're funny when they aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"English people

Ych

I'm English "

I'm English lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think they're funny when they aren't!"

I think I'm funny enough thou that lad from Friday probably didn't agree in the morning ha ha

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"People who think they're funny when they aren't!

I think I'm funny enough thou that lad from Friday probably didn't agree in the morning ha ha

That was funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"English people

Ych

I'm English

I'm English lol "

I love you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think they're funny when they aren't!

I think I'm funny enough thou that lad from Friday probably didn't agree in the morning ha ha

That was funny lol"

I'm 90% sure it's a women

I wouldn't lie to a English man

Ha ha

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"People who think they're funny when they aren't!

I think I'm funny enough thou that lad from Friday probably didn't agree in the morning ha ha

That was funny lol

I'm 90% sure it's a women

I wouldn't lie to a English man

Ha ha "

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Men I've never spoken to calling me "Hun", makes me cringe"

Yes... This! I hate that too !!!!

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Creases in the bottom sheet on my bed, I can't get into bed without smoothing out the bottom sheet

The open end of a pillow case facing the door

People who don't indicate

People who miss pronounce words

People who have the sound on their mobile in public is a huge bug bear for me too

Quite a lot of things really.Just call me Miss Angry.......lol

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By *aul_the_nudistMan
over a year ago

WREXHAM

People who go to the shop/drop kids off at school gates in their pyjamas...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ......

1. when you let someone out at a junction and they dont thank you !

2. when you take a shit and have firgotten you ran out of paper !

3. when you cant park outside your house because the neighbours park like twats

4. when idiots grunt and shout whilst lifting weights that they shouldnt be lifting

5. getting trainning advice from skinny men

6. going on a date and the lady be like i just want a salad

7. people banging the shit out of my work door ten mins before i open.

8. tight tops so tight on a guy you can poke your eye out on their nipples.

9. skinny jeans on men

10. people saying i am opinionated

bastardooooos !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ppl who don't read profiles

You mean you DON'T want to fuck me in a car parked somewhere other than Partners, away from Basingstoke?

lol.im impressed

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who have the sound on their mobile in public is a huge bug bear for me too

Yep I can vouch this does wind her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put the milk in before the water when making tea

People who say...thats hilarious but aint laughing

Poeple who interupt you

When you take a girl out for dinner...they order a salad...then take your food...GET YR OWN CHIPS.

people who borrow your things and dont bring them back

People without manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think they're funny when they aren't!

I think I'm funny enough thou that lad from Friday probably didn't agree in the morning ha ha

That was funny lol

I'm 90% sure it's a women

I wouldn't lie to a English man

Ha ha

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The English thing was a joke by the way just incase anyone who doesn't know me or my humour chose to take offence

Up yours

I love you

I love ya too, you daft bint x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok ......

1. when you let someone out at a junction and they dont thank you !

2. when you take a shit and have firgotten you ran out of paper !

3. when you cant park outside your house because the neighbours park like twats

4. when idiots grunt and shout whilst lifting weights that they shouldnt be lifting

5. getting trainning advice from skinny men

6. going on a date and the lady be like i just want a salad

7. people banging the shit out of my work door ten mins before i open.

8. tight tops so tight on a guy you can poke your eye out on their nipples.

9. skinny jeans on men

10. people saying i am opinionated

bastardooooos !!!!! "

2. This is why they invented socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on a swingers site that don't swing "

Doesnt swing and dont feel that you should say that as people who do not swing normally have reasons why.

We also have just as much right to be here as you do. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"English people

Ych

Is English and Proud to be so.

People who leave one sheet of paper on bog roll so they dont have to change it

Liars and cheats

Men who leave the loo seat up

Women who leave it down

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

People who have the sound on their mobile in public is a huge bug bear for me too

Yep I can vouch this does wind her up

Lol, sorry!

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By *onnieandclyde69777Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

People who take life to seriously

People that are never happy and always got something to moan about

Over-grown hairy pussy (sorry if you have one)

Fake boobs (sorry if you have them)

Rude people

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who have the sound on their mobile in public is a huge bug bear for me too

Yep I can vouch this does wind her up

Lol, sorry!

It was me that was sorry lol it was my phone hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone should just take a chill pill and relax. Life's too short.

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By *onnieandclyde69777Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Everyone should just take a chill pill and relax. Life's too short.

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By *honddaFawrManMan
over a year ago

South Wales

People who start a reply to a question with 'so'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People.

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"People who say Oldi instead of Aldi...grrrr. AAAldi..see.it wasn't hard was it ??

Also. Mataland..ummm..it's Matalan!!!!

And people who write or say 'could of' instead of 'could have'.. ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And people who write or say 'could of' instead of 'could have'.. ?????"

Yes! The language teacher in me has a mental breakdown whenever I hear this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty chilled in life so mine are mostly gym related.

1) People who talk to me when my headphones are on. Just don't. Ever.

2) Absolute chumps who leave their weights lying around on the floor instead of putting them back.

3) People who just sit on equipment talking loudly to their mates when I actually want to use it. GTFO!

4) Women who turn up at the gym wearing a full face of slap and those right herbs with their Ibiza Rocks vests lower than their nipples. Shoot me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok ......

1. when you let someone out at a junction and they dont thank you !

2. when you take a shit and have firgotten you ran out of paper !

3. when you cant park outside your house because the neighbours park like twats

4. when idiots grunt and shout whilst lifting weights that they shouldnt be lifting

5. getting trainning advice from skinny men

6. going on a date and the lady be like i just want a salad

7. people banging the shit out of my work door ten mins before i open.

8. tight tops so tight on a guy you can poke your eye out on their nipples.

9. skinny jeans on men

10. people saying i am opinionated

bastardooooos !!!!! "

Awesome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) cruelty to children

2) cruelty to animals

3) people coming to this country for a better life then complaining about it and trying to change it to the country they came here from

4) lack of respect to the elderly

5) bedroom tax and any tax punishing the poor

7) the feckin gala bingo adverts

8) people stil calling it gay marriage it's just marriage get over it it's not a gay wedding ring is it!!!

9) booking fees when you use your card to buy tickets

10) sultanas in my curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl who doesn't like it when you are asking for a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ppl who doesn't like it when you are asking for a bj"

Well if it's the women at the checkout in tesco then its understand able her saying no lol

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By *affy103Couple
over a year ago

bridgend

1. Being stuck in Sharm El Sheikh 3 extra days. Not able to get back to work.

2. People who use "text" talk instead of correct spelling. Lazy gits

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

people who don't want to answer their phone, when you need to speak urgently.. and they bloody do it all the time. Wonder why I bother.. meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that society is ruled by opinions rather than morals.

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By *r reliable cardiffMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Health and safety

Political correctness

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By *rwantfunMan
over a year ago

Ammanford

"Ppl who doesn't like it when you are asking for a bj

Well if it's the women at the checkout in tesco then its understand able her saying no lol

I've had a blow job from a woman at tesco she came out to the car and gave me one never spilt a drop gave great customer service

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

People who ask stupid questions!

Not being able to wear my slippers to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

"Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

"
worse are the ones who bag it up, but then throw it in a hedge or tree to be left hanging there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

worse are the ones who bag it up, but then throw it in a hedge or tree to be left hanging there."

Yh they do my nut in too, may as well leave it than do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

worse are the ones who bag it up, but then throw it in a hedge or tree to be left hanging there.

Yh they do my nut in too, may as well leave it than do that"

People who allow their dogs to shit near the school is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

worse are the ones who bag it up, but then throw it in a hedge or tree to be left hanging there.

Yh they do my nut in too, may as well leave it than do that

People who allow their dogs to shit near the school is the worst

Skools, playing fields always pick up and bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who go to pay at pump then go inside to pay and buy half the shop at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

I have the same bug bear about people who ride fucking horses in pedestrian areas

Let then shit all over the road and just trot off

Does my fucking head in

Should fine those wankers aswell as the lazy dog owners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

I have the same bug bear about people who ride fucking horses in pedestrian areas

Let then shit all over the road and just trot off

Does my fucking head in

Should fine those wankers aswell as the lazy dog owners"

Need a fecking big poop bag for that

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By *uscleman79Man
over a year ago

wales

There is no law to suggest that a horse that defecates on any land, whether public or not, has to pick it up. Instead the rider has to be more considerate of where they ride their horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy fecking dog walkers who can't b bothered to pick up after their dog

I have the same bug bear about people who ride fucking horses in pedestrian areas

Let then shit all over the road and just trot off

Does my fucking head in

Should fine those wankers aswell as the lazy dog owners

Need a fecking big poop bag for that"

They can drive back after with a fucking shovel and sort it out

Dirty lazy twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no law to suggest that a horse that defecates on any land, whether public or not, has to pick it up. Instead the rider has to be more considerate of where they ride their horse."

I know there isn't but there should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my rich tea biscuit falls in my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my rich tea biscuit falls in my tea

The risk you take when you leave it in to soak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my rich tea biscuit falls in my tea

The risk you take when you leave it in to soak

They have no life span in tea whatsoever what a crap biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're filtering in stopped traffic and some idiot pulls onto the white line on purpose so you can't get past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhh the fucking traffic on the way into newport tunnels on the m4 every fuking night aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that dunks their biscuits in their cuppa then drinks it after :/ eurgh!!

Even worse when they lose their biscuit in it and it become a lumpy cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that dunks their biscuits in their cuppa then drinks it after :/ eurgh!!

Even worse when they lose their biscuit in it and it become a lumpy cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers who think they know it all but actually are the worst kind of stupid....

Confident but down right brain dead nuptys...

Winds me up a bewt makes everything 100 harder argghh

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By *aws28Man
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"If you eat your steak well done, please just fucking kill yourself.

Feck orf I'll eat it how I like it!"

All meat is goood lol

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By *r and mrs willingCouple
over a year ago

SOUTH WEST & WALES

People who whinge

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By *r n Mrs LiciousCouple
over a year ago

Caerphilly

People who open packets upside down!!!!!

Music blasting loud out of headphones!

Time wasters!!

Most of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're filtering in stopped traffic and some idiot pulls onto the white line on purpose so you can't get past

People who belt down the outside lane approaching road works and force( some call it filtering) their way in right at the end when all sensible and decent drivers have got in early to avoid a bottle neck

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By *uscleman79Man
over a year ago

wales

"When you're filtering in stopped traffic and some idiot pulls onto the white line on purpose so you can't get past

Oh yes I hate that!

Also buses that pull into a bus stop at an angle so that you cannot get past.

AND people who park in bus stops!

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