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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shall we start one... ??

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Sure, if you want to be banned?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, if you want to be banned?

I want to be in a band. Can we have backing dancers?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Sure, if you want to be banned?

I want to be in a band. Can we have backing dancers? "

That sing too or do you want both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, if you want to be banned?

I want to be in a band. Can we have backing dancers? "

WHOSE ON THE DRUMS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, if you want to be banned?

I want to be in a band. Can we have backing dancers?

That sing too or do you want both?"

I want Vegas type dancing girls with the headdresses and shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

Can I play the triangle please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol

Can I play the triangle please

Will it be a luuuuurve triangle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play bass that way if I can't be bothered to turn up no one will notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure, if you want to be banned?

I want to be in a band. Can we have backing dancers?

WHOSE ON THE DRUMS

No who's on bass,what's on drums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol

Can I play the triangle please

Will it be a luuuuurve triangle? "

of course lol

why else would I want to play hahaha ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol

Can I play the triangle please

Will it be a luuuuurve triangle?

of course lol

why else would I want to play hahaha ????

Trombone for me... been told I'm a good blow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be the one that does the mike test at the start .....

testing

one .... one .... one ....

twooooo .... twooo ...twooooo

taps microphone ...

is this thing fekin on ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol

Can I play the triangle please

Will it be a luuuuurve triangle?

of course lol

why else would I want to play hahaha ????

Trombone for me... been told I'm a good blow x"

A bit of tromboning, eh? Dirty bugger

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

I was a drummer can I join in !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got hell of a band by here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the one that does the mike test at the start .....

testing

one .... one .... one ....

twooooo .... twooo ...twooooo

taps microphone ...

is this thing fekin on .... "

Awwww.I wanna do this job too...couldn't we duet on the bloody thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play the piano!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, so we've got

A guitarist

A bass player

A trombonist (fnarr)

A triangle player

A drummer

Several mic technicians

What else do we need? Have I missed anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so we've got

A guitarist

A bass player

A trombonist (fnarr)

A triangle player

A drummer

Several mic technicians

What else do we need? Have I missed anyone? "

And a pianist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so we've got

A guitarist

A bass player

A trombonist (fnarr)

A triangle player

A drummer

Several mic technicians

What else do we need? Have I missed anyone?

And a pianist "

I sing too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything for me as it means i can wrap my mouth around it and blow xx

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By *alleycplCouple
over a year ago

gobblers knob

might be an idea to get a lead singer???? enough mouths on fab to fill that role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"might be an idea to get a lead singer???? enough mouths on fab to fill that role"

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

cannae sing so we volunteer to be groupies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"might be an idea to get a lead singer???? enough mouths on fab to fill that role"

May I offer myself up for this position.

Mrs L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"might be an idea to get a lead singer???? enough mouths on fab to fill that role

May I offer myself up for this position.

Mrs L x"

I'll take you in any position you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"might be an idea to get a lead singer???? enough mouths on fab to fill that role

May I offer myself up for this position.

Mrs L x

I'll take you in any position you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do tech or I can sing or I can dance..

Not that I a man of many skills and talents or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we gonna be called ??

Mike hock your good at names obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we gonna be called ??

Mike hock your good at names obviously

Sorry, was just out booking our first gig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we gonna be called ??

Mike hock your good at names obviously

If it was 3 ladies we could have been something like half a dozen titties. I like the name soapy titwank or something like that.

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By *ragonwalesMan
over a year ago

Pontypridd

May I accompany you all on my organ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the king of rock and roll with my electric triangle!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you all turn up! can I watch plz mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be drums im good at beating the meat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we gonna be called ??

Mike hock your good at names obviously

If it was 3 ladies we could have been something like half a dozen titties. I like the name soapy titwank or something like that."

Soapy tit wank is awesome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll drive the bus , I might turn up on time!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Name?

The Fab Band?

The swinging rockers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the king of rock and roll with my electric triangle!!!"

oi I've gotta the triangle

Mun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What we gonna be called ??

Mike hock your good at names obviously

If it was 3 ladies we could have been something like half a dozen titties. I like the name soapy titwank or something like that.

Soapy tit wank is awesome x"

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the one that does the mike test at the start .....

testing

one .... one .... one ....

twooooo .... twooo ...twooooo

taps microphone ...

is this thing fekin on ....

Awwww.I wanna do this job too...couldn't we duet on the bloody thing ?"

only if you hold my triangle while we do it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so we've got

A guitarist

A bass player

A trombonist (fnarr)

A triangle player

A drummer

Several mic technicians

What else do we need? Have I missed anyone? "

I can play the spoons ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so we've got

A guitarist

A bass player

A trombonist (fnarr)

A triangle player

A drummer

Several mic technicians

What else do we need? Have I missed anyone?

I can play the spoons ....

what about the jews harp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the king of rock and roll with my electric triangle!!!

oi I've gotta the triangle

Mun

Fine I just be the fucking manager already got 4 gigs lined up and talking about getting The swingers to play at Glastonbury this year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the sleazy A & R guy who sorts out all the parties and is always in a dark corner somewhere...

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