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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many men, so little time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as a chocolate fire guard

Why have a burger when you can have steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much use as a chocolate fire guard

Why have a burger when you can have steak

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I am always in the shit, it's just the depth that varies

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

good job it's only me (usually after the inevitable what ever i plan goes wrong)

no guts, no glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shit sherlock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sky at night shepherd's house on fire,

red sky in morning the fucker is still burning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More pricks than a second hand dartboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more faces than a two headed coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love hearing rumours because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If at first you dont succeed ...... give up. Its so much easier

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By *rystalsCouple
over a year ago

swansea

ppl in glass houses shouldnt through stones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pot, kettle, black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything happens for a reason... usually the reason is some idiot..

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Can't polish a turd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't polish a turd!"

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By *ager_jdCouple
over a year ago

bridgend

As I (lager) coach junior rugby two of my sayings are "like herding cats" and "hands like a digital watch" Lol

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By *rystalsCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Better the devil u know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to make time fly, throw your alarm clock...

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

What goes around comes around! Lol the old ones are the best x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Karma is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus turned water into wine, I once turned a whole student loan into beer...

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

God give me strength to get through the day or enough bail money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well... they have a common enemy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By *rystalsCouple
over a year ago

swansea

revenge is best served cold

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

...., Wales

I could eat a scabby horse between 2 bread vans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cunt"

My fav descriptive word (WTF)...

being an Essex boy it's used as a full stop in most sentences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As useful as a chocolate teapot

As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As near as fuck it is to swearing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 2 to tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's a bitch then you marry one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Big Balls...

Got more front than Southend...

(replace with your local seaside promenade)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't as big a cunt as you look...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect the worst, if it don't happen then it's a bonus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a face that would frighten a police horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never say never...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a face that would frighten a police horse

like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

like a monkey shitting a pineapple...

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

...., Wales

Not as green as I'm cabbage looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As welcome as a french kiss at a family reunion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't say it's rough around here but the dogs walk about in twos

....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As welcome as a french kiss at a family reunion...

xx "

pmsl not heard this one its good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a face that would frighten a police horse

like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

like a monkey shitting a pineapple...

xx "

Bulldog licking piss off a thistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life's a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you can taste.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

A sucking chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down!

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

I would rather suck my dad off.

Again.

I'm front of mam....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Eat shit and die' is used a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live everyday as if it was you're last cos one day your gonna be right !

Muhammad Ali quote and is my actual fav saying (WTF)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like everybody so why should everybody like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body off baywatch.face off crimewatch.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face only a mother could love

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By *ig-boyTMan
over a year ago

Sorry,wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well... they have a common enemy...

abso love ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right face, wrong planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

I only open my mouth to change feet

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By *arried1999aCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I'll be there now in a minute??

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By *astmeetswest77Couple
over a year ago

monmouth

If it takes a week to walk a fortnight.

How many apples on a bunch of grapes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes when I laugh tears run down my legs

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By *anyarideTV/TS
over a year ago

Prestatyn

If you pay peanuts, your going to get monkey's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's coat is that jacket

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

About as much use as Ann franks drum kit!

A bit distasteful but that's about as clean and pc as mine get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, and the courage to endure another day of rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More meat on a gypsys whippet all ribs and dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird in your hand ...... Shits on your wrist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't organise a piss up in a Brewery

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

Save your breath for your blow up doll,

Face like a snipers elbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass half full or half empty..either way there's room for more vodka! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really a saying but did hear a great put down the other day. "Oh mate, tell your girlfriend to stop wearing different colou_ed lipstick. My cock's starting to look like a fucking rainbow."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic..

if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not really a saying but did hear a great put down the other day. "Oh mate, tell your girlfriend to stop wearing different colou_ed lipstick. My cock's starting to look like a fucking rainbow." "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dull as dogshit

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath

I'd be up there like a rat up a drainpipe or get on it like a car bonnet

Beep beep I'm a jeep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable...... like a coma

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By *ewie3Man
over a year ago

Neath

Life's too short enjoy every moment

Or god they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im not saying I dont like you but Id unplug your life support to charge my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock like a blind cobblers thumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When boys have money they think there men when they have none there boys again .. Never tell your left hand what your right hands doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha I'm a car

bop bop I'm a cop

so sorry I'm a lorry

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I neither have the time or the crayons to explain this to you

Crap... Wrong last face.. Why do they have to be so close together?! They're like a set of siamese twins man... Stuck together like fuck....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like an egg, you either get laid or get smashed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 and you be the 9!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you think pussy tastes like shit then your licking to low...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sky at night

Two for one in Tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red sky at night

Two for one in Tescos"

two for one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can only piss with the cock you got!

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By *naketongue1980Man
over a year ago

brecon

In work using a hammer drill sds go balls deep !!! Lol

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By *naketongue1980Man
over a year ago

brecon

Like a bulldog chewing on a wasp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you dont drink,smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to your kids. Please pass me a ciggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I borrow a kiss ? I promise Ill give it back

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

Yes, of course I'm fat, your missus feeds me a biscuit every time I fuck her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U so ugly that the tide won't take you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so useless he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She have seen more helmets than hitler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got a face like a stuntmans knee

Shes been shot over more times than baghdad

Jeeeez is that your nose or are you growing a third arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you be so dull with only one head?

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By *immyXXMan
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Miss trecco bay,, everyone's been there

And obviously, not looking for single men???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he/she who dares wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"he/she who dares wins

Mange tout, mange tout

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By *iForNowXXMan
over a year ago

Playa del Ingles

She's dirtier than a Volkswagen exhaust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighter than a submarine door

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/11/15 18:34:11]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm going to get the biggest cunt i know to phone you and tell you your the biggest cunt he knows

I will be there now in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she sucks likes an Electrolux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hole like the Watford Gap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's got more fingerprints on her arse than Scotland Yard have got

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Got a face like a robbers dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never rub another man's rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never rub another man's rhubarb

I fucking LOVE that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never rub another man's rhubarb

I fucking LOVE that film "

Its a book ya nutter

You put the pictures to it in your mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This time next year Rodney!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where were you going when I saw you coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour is your black and white dog

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By *iForNowXXMan
over a year ago

Playa del Ingles

Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up and down like a whore drawers

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath

Are you trying to lush me up?

(It's a Bristol thing. It's what a wife might say, if hubbs brought her flowers)

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