FabSwingers.com forum: best status youve seen on fab......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

was having a chuckle at this thread in scotland forum so had to pinch it, this little beaut made me giggle........

"could do with some fun tonight, ah well will have to make do with hubby instead"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need £10 for electric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Ive left fab with a long list of reasons but they still had a profile on here. They hadnt even hidden it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been blown out more times than a fucking wind sock.....made me chuckle....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Been blown out more times than a fucking wind sock.....made me chuckle....

Saw that one made me chuckle too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those moaning they don't get meets, and you look at their profile and realise, they wouldn't meet themselves lol.

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

"Been blown out more times than a fucking wind sock.....made me chuckle....

Lol this was mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking in bed wife asleep

Huh !

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By *onnieandclyde69777Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

"Those moaning they don't get meets, and you look at their profile and realise, they wouldn't meet themselves lol."

Haha

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Why wont any of you ugly C**** meet me?"

Hmmmmm, let me think about that???!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been blown out more times than a fucking wind sock.....made me chuckle....

Lol this was mine lol"

I know mun......

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Probably one of my own, I'm fucking hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I read that one as well!

Got love a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loved.....

"Well I'm off to bed and to the 2 people who responded to my emails thank you and to the other 98 that didn't I hope seagulls shit on your head!"

Made me chuckle ????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean youre NOT supposed to pull out anal beads like youre starting a chainsaw?!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"straight guy looking to take and suck a cock"

Gets me every time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""straight guy looking to take and suck a cock"

Gets me every time...

He was insistent though on being straight... Pmsl

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By *ough n ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Caerphilly ish

To all the males messaging for a blow n go!! Sorry my now ex girlfriend sent the mails out and fooked off has to be my favourite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me laught when some women have profile names like cumm slut or hormy slut and they put statuses up like?? Men are such a waste of time they think your only here for one thing? Well I wonder why with a name like that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""straight guy looking to take and suck a cock"

Gets me every time...

makes me pmsl knobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read:

'thinking it's time to leave. it's pointless so many men on here younger and bigger cocks'

Hahahaha oh dear :/

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

The "Looking to getting my cock sucked tonight and go"

Course us women are just sat here waiting for these type of statuses

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"The "Looking to getting my cock sucked tonight and go"

Course us women are just sat here waiting for these type of statuses"

Now you tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read one now

(part my piss flaps with your cock )

pure poetry

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

I like the "new couples" wife out who's playing?

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By *arkHorse1017Man
33 weeks ago

cheshire

Exactly

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By *arkHorse1017Man
33 weeks ago

cheshire

"Makes me laught when some women have profile names like cumm slut or hormy slut and they put statuses up like?? Men are such a waste of time they think your only here for one thing? Well I wonder why with a name like that??

Exactly

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By *arriet54Woman
33 weeks ago

Newport

The ones who are constantly leaving cos us women are up our own arses!

Just leave then!!!

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By *andy CanesWoman
33 weeks ago

south

"I need £10 for electric

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By *ommy trucker1Man
33 weeks ago

south wales

Site support pass runs out ? Shall I renew ? ??

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