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Cheesiest Chat Up Lines?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the most cheesiest or funniest chat up line you've ever used or heard? One of my favs I've been on the receiving end of...

"I was looking for a new friend, and my boxers pointed to you.."

Pmsl.. Didn't know what to say back... Hahaha!!

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By *hocksandmissusCouple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

Did you know your 65% water and i am real thirsty today.

Although he did give a very funny luck when i orderd him a glass of water and walked off lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pmsl! The comebacks are even funnier! :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually heard my mate say the classic 'You come here often' last nite- I and girl he said it to were creasing best chat up line I've never used

Bought him drink to say thanks afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually heard my mate say the classic 'You come here often' last nite- I and girl he said it to were creasing best chat up line I've never used

Bought him drink to say thanks afterwards"

Hahaha! Haven't heard that one in yeeeeeaaaarrrrsss... Not since I last used it.. Weak! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was comical but inadvertently worked for me so don't care

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was comical but inadvertently worked for me so don't care"

I must admit, it has pulled for me a few times.. Heard another one a few days ago...

"I'd love to passionately kiss you on the lips...Then work up to your belly button"...

Creased!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was comical but inadvertently worked for me so don't care

I must admit, it has pulled for me a few times.. Heard another one a few days ago...

"I'd love to passionately kiss you on the lips...Then work up to your belly button"...

Creased!! "

Actually spat some drink out laughing.. Think some went through my nostrils, too..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a man magnet.

By the way, Im iron man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You must be a man magnet.

By the way, Im iron man."

Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs what time do they open..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass "

Pmsl love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice legs what time do they open.."

Omg.. Lmao...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don't sweat much for a fat lass "

I know someone who ACTUALLY pulled with this.. We were all sure he was gonna get a slap. He ended up getting a rub

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

cheese burger please...

honest, well ok it wasnt a chat up line, but ordering food after a night out in Manchester, a girl waiting for her food heard the accent and rest is history

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cheese burger please...

honest, well ok it wasnt a chat up line, but ordering food after a night out in Manchester, a girl waiting for her food heard the accent and rest is history"

Hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said this once to my ex girlfriend.

Me: love do you want to play the rape game?

My ex: no.... You weirdo.

Me: that's the spirit treacle

She laughed for about an hour

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By *allum2503626Man
over a year ago

Llanharan

" if I could re-write the alphabet I would put U and I together"! Worked a few times for me ??

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By *allum2503626Man
over a year ago

Llanharan

" is your surname Jacobs? Cause your a real cracker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word of the day is legs. Let's go outside and spread the word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" is your surname Jacobs? Cause your a real cracker" "

Oh that one is going in the saved list.. :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The word of the day is legs. Let's go outside and spread the word. "

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog me if I'm wrong but didn't you want to fuck me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snog me if I'm wrong but didn't you want to fuck me?"

Meh heh heh, I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got this from a mate earlier...

Roses are red, Violets are corny, but seeing you is making me horny...

Now, don't get me wrong, he got a punch in the jaw for it, but said it was well worth it... Pmsl...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face untill i turn blue

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Gotta be last night's.

You've got a lush looking pussy this it would look better with me hanging out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word of the day is legs. Let's go outside and spread the word. "

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gotta be last night's.

You've got a lush looking pussy this it would look better with me hanging out of it "

Really?! Lol x

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