FabSwingers.com forum: this did make me laugh How many men does this apply to lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My nookie days are over,

my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.!

Time was when, on its own, from my trousers it would spring.

But now its just a full time job to find the fucking thing!

It used to be embarrasing the way it would behave,

For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave!

Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nookie days are over,

my pilot light is out.

What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout.!

Time was when, on its own, from my trousers it would spring.

But now its just a full time job to find the fucking thing!

It used to be embarrasing the way it would behave,

For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave!

Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes."

Hahaha so funny but true lol

Can the same be said of tits

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

could just be hun xxxx its just the poem gave me the giggles