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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that

I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those

Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found myself singing that in my head

Would love to learn that and sing it in a Karaoke pmsl!!

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By *ardiff123Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

Very clever, nice one cari xx

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I've just been singing that too lol......

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By *INKYCAT123Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

That's great! Love it lol (kat) x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Fucking awesome Cari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime i hear that song i,ll be hearing your version...that,ll be stuck in my head all day....i,ll be singing it it work....probably getting some very strange looks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

Love it cari you header hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that

I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those

Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well reading that has cheered me up no end

Cheers Hun xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well reading that has cheered me up no end

Cheers Hun xx "

If I've made a difference to one person then at least it was worth me waking up this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahhaha it's brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that

I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those

Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

"

AHAHahaha () brilliant just seen it had to sing it to nick absolute class

just what i needed cheered me up

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