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Faux pas - or Fess Up Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on then - when have you really put your foot in it? I've done a few.

When being asked if some jeans made a woman's arse look big, I said "No, it's cake and biscuits that make your arse look big."

When someone told me nothing could wipe the smile off their face, I said "How about a stroke?", forgetting that someone they knew had recently suffered one.... Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking a lady whom I assumed was heavily pregnant when she was due to only have a reply of I'm not pregnant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking a lady whom I assumed was heavily pregnant when she was due to only have a reply of I'm not pregnant! "

I've done this, felt such a t**t

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Asking a lady whom I assumed was heavily pregnant when she was due to only have a reply of I'm not pregnant!

I've done this, felt such a t**t"

Yep this isn't a good one

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town


"Asking a lady whom I assumed was heavily pregnant when she was due to only have a reply of I'm not pregnant! "

done this one loads think the last one had some sort of rare stomach complaint

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asking a lady whom I assumed was heavily pregnant when she was due to only have a reply of I'm not pregnant!

done this one loads think the last one had some sort of rare stomach complaint "

Cake-itis?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

El Diabolo put the Cider down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"El Diabolo put the Cider down "

Snow - put down the cake lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"El Diabolo put the Cider down

Snow - put down the cake lol"

Mrs Dancer you got to sleep tonight! I will come in and shave your hair off in the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"El Diabolo put the Cider down

Snow - put down the cake lol

Mrs Dancer you got to sleep tonight! I will come in and shave your hair off in the night "

Hehehe you loves me really now give me a slice xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"El Diabolo put the Cider down

Snow - put down the cake lol

Mrs Dancer you got to sleep tonight! I will come in and shave your hair off in the night

Hehehe you loves me really now give me a slice xxx"

Mmmm cake can i have some lol oh and snow shave his head right up the middle x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've created a monster

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jeez, I wouldn't know where to start, I'm forever doing it!

There's the old "Here, have my seat" on the bus, and she replies "oh, you are such a gentleman", to which I reply, "Yes, I always give up a seat to a pregnant lady"... cue a very frosty reply of "I'm NOT pregnant!".

Kept calling a very butch female officer "Sir" by mistake... she got so wound up she tried to have me charged!

I got loads more, but I'll stop now, my cringe glands are going into melt-down just thinking of them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MOAR! MOAR!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I've created a monster "

Feck orf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've created a monster

Feck orf "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy once in the bus station ask me " can you tell me when the next bus is here please? " I look at the timetable and say 2.20. He then says again " can you tell me when the next bus is here please? " I reply " UH 2.20 "

A minutes silence....

" can you tell me when the next bus is here please? "

At this point I lose my rag a bit, I mean how forgetful can someone be???

" ive already told you twice! "

To which he responds " I meant tell me when it's here, im blind "

I asked an old school friend when her baby was due to which she said " I had him 2 months ago "

On an away day wth work, team building, we went quad biking. All got proper messy and muddy. When finished I was chatting to one of the girls and reached over to wipe as I said " come here you got a massive bit of mud under your chin......

It was a mole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked an old school mate few years back in a pub

I not only asked how long she had left I even rubbed her belly

When she said she wasn't I looked around then said I gotta go my sisters waiting for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son made a huge one this week.

" mum? Next week you will be half way to 70 "

Yeah.. Thanks for that mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son made a huge one this week.

" mum? Next week you will be half way to 70 "

Yeah.. Thanks for that mate!"

Ha ha you got to love kids

One of mine asked me on a train in front of loads of people " mum are you 40"

Ermm no I'm not mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son made a huge one this week.

" mum? Next week you will be half way to 70 "

Yeah.. Thanks for that mate!

Ha ha you got to love kids

One of mine asked me on a train in front of loads of people " mum are you 40"

Ermm no I'm not mate lol "

So honest and say it as it is!

He said to me one morning this week, just before taking him to school and ive been off work. " you gonna do something wjrh your face mum cos you look rough "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son made a huge one this week.

" mum? Next week you will be half way to 70 "

Yeah.. Thanks for that mate!

Ha ha you got to love kids

One of mine asked me on a train in front of loads of people " mum are you 40"

Ermm no I'm not mate lol

So honest and say it as it is!

He said to me one morning this week, just before taking him to school and ive been off work. " you gonna do something wjrh your face mum cos you look rough " "

Lol

I love it

When I'm getter ready to go out for the I've been asked "are you really wearing that mum"

My play suits aren't that short lol

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