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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After a recent post from a young lady requiring a can sized penis it got me thinking on what household item I would compare my appendage to. I have settled on a aqua fresh pump dispenser. Although I'm not sure my cock tastes minty, or indeed is coloured red white and blue if cut through.

How about you all?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Have you been drinking like me if so step away from the Internet it can only lead to mischief making and that gets you into trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect I maybe alone in this but my preference is the sky remote, it's a standard size & there's no confusion with camera angle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sure you can get scale models of them off eBay to help exaggerate your size lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a recent post from a young lady requiring a can sized penis it got me thinking on what household item I would compare my appendage to. I have settled on a aqua fresh pump dispenser. Although I'm not sure my cock tastes minty, or indeed is coloured red white and blue if cut through.

How about you all?"

Is that the travel size one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a recent post from a young lady requiring a can sized penis it got me thinking on what household item I would compare my appendage to. I have settled on a aqua fresh pump dispenser. Although I'm not sure my cock tastes minty, or indeed is coloured red white and blue if cut through.

How about you all?

Is that the travel size one? "

Ok miss fox... I'm rumbled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time - long, long ago, in a distant galaxy - you could go into these shops called "stationers" (like W H Smith, or Staples) and buy this odd-shaped stick called a "12-inch rule", that was marked in inches down one side, and centimeters down the other....

I wonder if you can still get them - just a thought but one of those would be ideal, wouldn't it?

... perhaps they've just all disappeared from the planet, or been stolen by the 12-inch Womble Monster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on.. Does this monster have a 12 inch donger or is the monster 12 inches high.. Get a can to measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol recently was asked to do the pringles tube challange! Lol bit awkward to hold everythin mind but challange done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol recently was asked to do the pringles tube challange! Lol bit awkward to hold everythin mind but challange done lol"

Yes funnily enough a Pringles tube is my preference.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joke btw a cock that size would split my in half!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol recently was asked to do the pringles tube challange! Lol bit awkward to hold everythin mind but challange done lol

Yes funnily enough a Pringles tube is my preference.....lol "

Yeh i wud have never have guessed! Lol its not like u put the idea in my head x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol recently was asked to do the pringles tube challange! Lol bit awkward to hold everythin mind but challange done lol

Yes funnily enough a Pringles tube is my preference.....lol

Yeh i wud have never have guessed! Lol its not like u put the idea in my head x"

I'm not telling anyone how well you did though or you'd become ever so popular!!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol recently was asked to do the pringles tube challange! Lol bit awkward to hold everythin mind but challange done lol

Yes funnily enough a Pringles tube is my preference.....lol

Yeh i wud have never have guessed! Lol its not like u put the idea in my head x

I'm not telling anyone how well you did though or you'd become ever so popular!!! ??"

Pmsl once u pop u just cant stop! Plus theres something on the word PRINGLES on the tube which i think u like haha x

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By *ing692Man
over a year ago

bridgend

A 2 ltr bottle of pop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 2 ltr bottle of pop lol "

Are you showing off???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 2 ltr bottle of pop lol

Are you showing off???????"

Or fibbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once upon a time - long, long ago, in a distant galaxy - you could go into these shops called "stationers" (like W H Smith, or Staples) and buy this odd-shaped stick called a "12-inch rule", that was marked in inches down one side, and centimeters down the other....

I wonder if you can still get them - just a thought but one of those would be ideal, wouldn't it?

... perhaps they've just all disappeared from the planet, or been stolen by the 12-inch Womble Monster....

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Why go searching for the 12" ? The 6" one you get in stationary dets from the supermarket will do most men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately, a six inch one would do. Looking for a small tv remote too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire extinguisher x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vic nasal spray tube..........haa well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thimble, I know my pics say differently but good lighting and angles work magic!

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