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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do stuff. Say something funny. Tell us the worst thing you ever did, the oddest place you ever woke up, or the scariest thing ever. Go off on tangents. Sing.

I'll start. I once sharted after doing a bunch of mushrooms at a party. I wasn't sure what to do with the evidence, so I hid my shitty kicks behind the immersion heater

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf lol wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jesus. ...if I told you some of my stories I would be sectioned...I've lived quite a crazy life.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh jesus. ...if I told you some of my stories I would be sectioned...I've lived quite a crazy life..... "

Let's have it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up in the wrong chalet in butlins once only problem was i was on a family holiday break the couple who's room it was didn't like to wake me so left me sleeping in there bed for the night, next morning I could have died when i came out the room to find the wrong people there, walk of shame or what and to think i didn't even have Sex plus side to it all I made two really good friends from it and had an awesome weeks holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woke up in the wrong chalet in butlins once only problem was i was on a family holiday break the couple who's room it was didn't like to wake me so left me sleeping in there bed for the night, next morning I could have died when i came out the room to find the wrong people there, walk of shame or what and to think i didn't even have Sex plus side to it all I made two really good friends from it and had an awesome weeks holiday"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jesus. ...if I told you some of my stories I would be sectioned...I've lived quite a crazy life.....

Let's have it then "

I wouldn't know where to start ...and lots of it isn't legal lol .. maybe best for telling them whilst d*unk up on smoking deck at chams lol

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts "

Live? Did you throw your pants at him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts

Live? Did you throw your pants at him? "

Should have thrown your shitty ones at him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts

Live? Did you throw your pants at him?

Should have thrown your shitty ones at him "

Ha ha it wasn't Mike at the show or he might have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mum always said if I wrote a book about my life it would be a bestseller...and she was only going off the things I let her know about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha my mum said same

I brought her all the 50 shades books and asked what she thought

She said to be honest I've heard more details off you

If my sisters told her stuff I did she would be shocked

When I tell her it's like oh yeah that's Diane the friendly one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once listened to David Essex sing oh what a circus oh what a show if that counts

Live? Did you throw your pants at him?

Should have thrown your shitty ones at him "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.

So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.

So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since! "

Wow...!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.

So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since!

Wow...! "

I'd tried being nice, asking him to stop his dog jumping the fence, explaining that our kids played there etc., he just wasn't going to play nice, so I went to plan B.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.

So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since!

Wow...!

I'd tried being nice, asking him to stop his dog jumping the fence, explaining that our kids played there etc., he just wasn't going to play nice, so I went to plan B. "

Shitskreig?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"We thought our neighbours dog was jumping the fence to shit on our lawn, until our daughter saw him (the neighbour, not the dog lol!) scooping it up and chucking it over.

So, I waited until I found a fresh one, then smeared it on his door handles, the handles on his bins, his car door handles and the lock on his shed.... and also left a note saying keep your shit to yourself..... never had a shit to clean up since!

Wow...!

I'd tried being nice, asking him to stop his dog jumping the fence, explaining that our kids played there etc., he just wasn't going to play nice, so I went to plan B.

Shitskreig? "

Lol!

I don't do second chances, he was putting my kids at risk, so he had to be stopped... job done!

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