FabSwingers.com forum: bad opening lines, do you ever just...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back the subject of opening lines. Do you ever feel that you could use a bad opening line to work some evil magic? Or am I the only one with a twisted mind? The last time I had the "piss in my mouth" opening line (which wasn't the first) I was almost inclined to accept as long as I could be dressed as a clown and they would have to dress as a lion... This and the fact I would have eaten nothing but curry before hand and kept myself fairly dehydrated.Just so I could stand there dressed as a clown saying kneel before your clown master and drink my spicy syrup you naughty lion! This would either make those people think twice before opening with such a line, or created a monster... Either way it would really give me a good laugh on my death bed

I'm not a bad person really

By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

You are a REALLY bad man!!!