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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I notice so many single straight men viewing my profile -.- and wonder, is this because they're hiding that they are bi? Or scoping out the competition?However pretty sure, from messages from "straight" men it's the first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've fucked a bi guy on here yet, all 'straight'

That might answer your question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think I've fucked a bi guy on here yet, all 'straight'

That might answer your question "

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I don't think I've fucked a bi guy on here yet, all 'straight'

That might answer your question "

There not all 'straight' they are pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are an awful lot of people (particularly couples) who seem to either block, or just state they don't want to hear from bi guys.

I suspect the opposite is less true - ie, bi men don't mind messages from "straight" men.

Therefore I imagine it's easier to say straight on your profile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight is just soooo common.....!!!

Don't you think...???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight is just soooo common.....!!!

Don't you think...???

"

Who are you calling common ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bendy, do we need to be in boxes?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I love bendy, do we need to be in boxes?"

Bendy is so much more fun. Where's MissP when that words mentioned lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to ask men if they are straight why are they looking for TVs

Unless I'm confused that's not straight at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me "

You not had any bow yet then

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By *antonkid1955Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Im bi..not curious,,but orally bi..my wife knows this and is more than happy to watch and indulge.Be open and honest,,there are fantastic erotic experiences to be had by those that talk to each other about their mutual wants and desires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me

You not had any bow yet then "

Are you inplying that alcohol turns me into a muff diver??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me

You not had any bow yet then

Are you inplying that alcohol turns me into a muff diver?? "

With alcohol you can be anything you want to be, like Dave or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me "

Too late Bendy, you know you loves my minge

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me

You not had any bow yet then

Are you inplying that alcohol turns me into a muff diver?? "

Makes you bendy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me

You not had any bow yet then

Are you inplying that alcohol turns me into a muff diver??

With alcohol you can be anything you want to be, like Dave or

something. "

Everyone needs a Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peachy and Notso you can both go away and leave me alone please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy and Notso you can both go away and leave me alone please "

Don't worry guys, it's my shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi you lot

I'm "straight" thankyou!!

Keep your minges away from me

You not had any bow yet then

Are you inplying that alcohol turns me into a muff diver??

With alcohol you can be anything you want to be, like Dave or something. "
lmfao drinks the devil

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Peachy and Notso you can both go away and leave me alone please

Don't worry guys, it's my shift "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I notice so many single straight men viewing my profile -.- and wonder, is this because they're hiding that they are bi? Or scoping out the competition?However pretty sure, from messages from "straight" men it's the first."

When looking for a bi guy last year for a threesome the majority i spoke to were "straight" on their profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy and Notso you can both go away and leave me alone please

Don't worry guys, it's my shift "

Oh will you just leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy and Notso you can both go away and leave me alone please

Don't worry guys, it's my shift

Oh will you just leave "

NEVER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy and Notso you can both go away and leave me alone please

Don't worry guys, it's my shift

Oh will you just leave "

See? Like a fucking rattlesnake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peachy and Notso you can both go away and leave me alone please "

For now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How am I like a rattlesnake now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How am I like a rattlesnake now??"

Might it be that quick tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww leave missp alone she just in denail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How am I like a rattlesnake now??"

I meant me. Quickdraw McTwat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How am I like a rattlesnake now??

Might it be that quick tongue "

Aww christ I don't even have a comeback for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww leave missp alone she just in denail"

You know I'm straight....back me up here will you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol "

Don't you start aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww leave missp alone she just in denail

You know I'm straight....back me up here will you "

Straight as a ruler is missp better get major brownie points for this mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww leave missp alone she just in denail

You know I'm straight....back me up here will you

Straight as a ruler is missp better get major brownie points for this mind "

Haha listen to you!! I be over to clean those cream leather seats first thing tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol "

Does that make u bendy too then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww leave missp alone she just in denail

You know I'm straight....back me up here will you

Straight as a ruler is missp better get major brownie points for this mind

Haha listen to you!! I be over to clean those cream leather seats first thing tomorrow "

Not first thing let me get some sleep first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then"

Me ?

No don't be silly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then"

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aww leave missp alone she just in denail

You know I'm straight....back me up here will you

Straight as a ruler is missp better get major brownie points for this mind

Haha listen to you!! I be over to clean those cream leather seats first thing tomorrow "

Wanna borrow my shorts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab "

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol "

And I had the misfortune of waking up with the kebab shop owner in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol

And I had the misfortune of waking up with the kebab shop owner in mine

"

Would you like more Mayo with that missp ha ha open wide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need counselling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol

And I had the misfortune of waking up with the kebab shop owner in mine

Would you like more Mayo with that missp ha ha open wide "

Garlic mayo weren't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol

And I had the misfortune of waking up with the kebab shop owner in mine

Would you like more Mayo with that missp ha ha open wide

Garlic mayo weren't it"

Don't I'm fucking heaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol

And I had the misfortune of waking up with the kebab shop owner in mine

Would you like more Mayo with that missp ha ha open wide

Garlic mayo weren't it

Don't I'm fucking heaving"

Just like time in question, having flashbacks r we

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol

And I had the misfortune of waking up with the kebab shop owner in mine

Would you like more Mayo with that missp ha ha open wide

Garlic mayo weren't it

Don't I'm fucking heaving"

With piss stained floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean your own seats!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok she is straight

Other then when she's asking to use a strap on on a women or using whips on them lol

Does that make u bendy too then

She's past bendy....have seen her with her tongue in more than one kebab

No you seen me wake up with a kebab in bed

I never actually eat them lol

And I had the misfortune of waking up with the kebab shop owner in mine

Would you like more Mayo with that missp ha ha open wide

Garlic mayo weren't it

Don't I'm fucking heaving

With piss stained floors "

It didn't stain....I wiped it up pretty sharpish

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Clean your own seats!!"

Lucked out there rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poles prob do better job anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poles prob do better job anyway"

Yea but they ain't got tits like mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno what they look like slept on floor remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are mental

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By *iForNowXXMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I am fed up of all these filthy, Bi people on here, tempting and corrupting all these straight, genuine, virtuous and god fearing folk into indulging in these depraved and sinful acts. If they must participate in such deviant and unseemly behavior, then it may be best they do so on some seedy swinging site and and refrain from tarnishing by association, the good name of all the righteous and upstanding, straight members on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am lol reading this stuff

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I tend to ask men if they are straight why are they looking for TVs

Unless I'm confused that's not straight at all "

You'll never get a job in currys asking questions like that

I personally might upgrade to one of those 4k curved ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tend to ask men if they are straight why are they looking for TVs

Unless I'm confused that's not straight at all

You'll never get a job in currys asking questions like that

I personally might upgrade to one of those 4k curved ones "

Lol curved ones are always best I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been worth starting this thread haha, cracked me right up hahaha.

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