FabSwingers.com forum: Minor acts of vengeance

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, you wake up one day with the power to cause mild inconvenience to your worst enemy. What do you pick?

I'd like to make it so that no matter what they do, there's never a cold side to any pillow they use ever again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make it so the could never say no again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or make their WiFi drop out just as they've put all their payment info into a website, so they have to start again. Every time they want to buy something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would make it so the could never say no again

That's actually a work of evil genius

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

I'd make it so their next shit is a hedgehog.

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Just make karma real so how they. Used, abused, hurt others they will feel that pain back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every time they go to the loo, there isn't quite enough paper. Forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make it so the could never say no again

I tried to think, and I cant beat this one...this is awesome lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Having an itch they want to scratch but no matter where it is their arms just won't reach even if it the end of their nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make it so the could never say no again

I tried to think, and I cant beat this one...this is awesome lol "

Or maybe say yes ever again lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make the ketchup lid fall off every time they use it so the sauce goes everywhere.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Every time they go to the loo, there isn't quite enough paper. Forever. "

Fucking awesome!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every time they go to the loo, there isn't quite enough paper. Forever.

Fucking awesome!!!

Or every vending machine they ever want to use is exact change only and they're a penny short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make them walk barefoot everywhere.

Everywhere being covered with turned up plugs and lego.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make them walk barefoot everywhere.

Everywhere being covered with turned up plugs and lego."

*sharp intake of breath*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You evil lot

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make them walk barefoot everywhere.

Everywhere being covered with turned up plugs and lego.

*sharp intake of breath*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having an itch they want to scratch but no matter where it is their arms just won't reach even if it the end of their nose "

I'm itching just reading this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every towel they use is a bit too wet to be effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their TV won't change to any channel other than S4C

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Their TV won't change to any channel other than S4C

I said minor, not channel fucking Satan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly have that feeling of a freshly

Stubbed toe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have sweaty armpits and having it showing on their clothes, no matrer what they do or wear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every perfume/aftershave they ever smell smells a LITTLE bit farty, but only to them. Just a little underlying note of bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those shock suits but built in...every time they tell a lie, even a little white one they get a sharp shock in their arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just make karma real so how they. Used, abused, hurt others they will feel that pain back"

This ^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG some of those are hilarious

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Everything they go to eat something they really love just as they go to put it in their mouth it looks like poop

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I would make it so the could never say no again

Recently watched 'yes man' by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are so evil, remind me never to cross you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give them a life ban off Welsh forums...just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would give them a life ban off Welsh forums...just saying

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would give them a life ban off Welsh forums...just saying

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

Everytime they take a piss they catch their foreskin in the zipper

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I would give them a life ban off Welsh forums...just saying

If only! I'd wouldn't procrastinate so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make it so the could never say no again

Recently watched 'yes man' by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make it so they had a little cloud above their head wherever they went and if they said something really stupid they got rained on.....heavily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would make it so they had a little cloud above their head wherever they went and if they said something really stupid they got rained on.....heavily

Just the littlest hint of a stone in their shoe

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I would make it so they had a little cloud above their head wherever they went and if they said something really stupid they got rained on.....heavily

Just the littlest hint of a stone in their shoe

One of those tiny little ones that you thinks gone sometimes then it digs you in the toe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make it so they had a little cloud above their head wherever they went and if they said something really stupid they got rained on.....heavily

Just the littlest hint of a stone in their shoe

One of those tiny little ones that you thinks gone sometimes then it digs you in the toe!"

Or glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would make it so they had a little cloud above their head wherever they went and if they said something really stupid they got rained on.....heavily

Just the littlest hint of a stone in their shoe

One of those tiny little ones that you thinks gone sometimes then it digs you in the toe!

Or glass

Jesus wept!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make it so they had a little cloud above their head wherever they went and if they said something really stupid they got rained on.....heavily

Just the littlest hint of a stone in their shoe

One of those tiny little ones that you thinks gone sometimes then it digs you in the toe!

Or glass

Jesus wept! "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Always having a little dribble after they pee, no matter how much they shake/wipe, once they got their undies back up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always having a little dribble after they pee, no matter how much they shake/wipe, once they got their undies back up lol

or if a woman, always get the back of their skirt tucked into the back of their knickers on their way out of the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After freshly shaved armpits pick up the hairspray instead of deodorant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly itchy eyes with loads of chilli on the fingers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd give them constant hiccups

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I don't do minor acts of vengeance

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

That really annoying eyelid twitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That really annoying eyelid twitch.

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't do minor acts of vengeance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To have a permanent hard on till they went to use it only to find it shrivelled and sad looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever they so much as think about sex they get a water infection....ouch

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

When they are shagging they will always, picture the face of their mother or father!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"When they are shagging they will always, picture the face of their mother or father!! "

Ooooh nasty

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they are shagging they will always, picture the face of their mother or father!!

Ooooh nasty

lol"

Best make sure that's not something they're into first lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

When they sit down it feels like red hot pokers are sticking ip their arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not be able to fart without following through

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