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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was on my first meet with a couple and the sat nav said I was at the destination but I couldn't see anyone. I mailed them and told them I think I'm here. The reply off the man was ok mt you will see me outside the front door in the garden having a smoke. I said yeh no worries so I seen the man in the garden up the road smoking, parked the car and walked in the garden. He said ok mt, I said yes bit nervous as ain't had a threesome with another couple before. It only turned out it was nowhere near the house I was supposed to go to and the man was looking at me like a lunatic!!

What's your stories people??

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Went dogging with a male from fab. We were playing in the front of the car and as it was my first time dogging I asked to keep the windows closed so others could just watch. My male friend had his hands between my legs when I noticed a guy looking through my window. Then he leaned in for a closer look not realising the window was shut. Hell of a clunk didn't even bat and eye tho. Me I got the giggles which killed the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went dogging with a male from fab. We were playing in the front of the car and as it was my first time dogging I asked to keep the windows closed so others could just watch. My male friend had his hands between my legs when I noticed a guy looking through my window. Then he leaned in for a closer look not realising the window was shut. Hell of a clunk didn't even bat and eye tho. Me I got the giggles which killed the moment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best story ever!!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll "

Still as funny as the first time you told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll

Still as funny as the first time you told me "

I've sort of come to terms with it now so can see the funny side

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

well i only have the one meet and the worst thing that happened was being disturbed by a car driving past mid flow and the lady trying to duck down so not to be seen

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

where do i start?

getting a used condom stuck on the bottom of my foot whilst in the throws of a doggy style seeing to..

saying I'm going to cum on your boobs, but spraying not only the headboard, but the wall as well..

Cumming up a lovely lady's nose during a particularly good titty wank...

same lady, I wore a performa condom, which, after I removed it and she sucked me, made her lips numb for an hour after... and she was dribbling her after sex cup of tea!

I could go on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll

Still as funny as the first time you told me

I've sort of come to terms with it now so can see the funny side "

awww I can sympathize hun !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll

Still as funny as the first time you told me

I've sort of come to terms with it now so can see the funny side

awww I can sympathize hun !! "

In my defence I had had a skinful of cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went dogging with a male from fab. We were playing in the front of the car and as it was my first time dogging I asked to keep the windows closed so others could just watch. My male friend had his hands between my legs when I noticed a guy looking through my window. Then he leaned in for a closer look not realising the window was shut. Hell of a clunk didn't even bat and eye tho. Me I got the giggles which killed the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went for a meet with a couple.

Kid came home early needless to say I was chucked off the bed on the floor with a duvet thrown over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does losing half a condom count?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does losing half a condom count?! "

Haha funny as fck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does losing half a condom count?!

Haha funny as fck "

I'm glad you found it funny! Could have offered to find the other half lol!

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

oh power cut on a first meet with a laydee at mine! Electrifying fun in pitch blackness! Good timing! Never saw a thing but it felt damn good!

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By *issCunty85Woman
over a year ago

Crosshands

Had a meet one time in the car not long after i first joined fab.Got kissing then he started sucking my tits so i lent over to pull his cock out to suck it as i went in for the kill BOOM he squirted spunk all over my hair and face and i hadn't even touched it I duno who was more shocked me or him Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a meet one time in the car not long after i first joined fab.Got kissing then he started sucking my tits so i lent over to pull his cock out to suck it as i went in for the kill BOOM he squirted spunk all over my hair and face and i hadn't even touched it I duno who was more shocked me or him Lol"

U must have the touch

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

my old favourite, going down on a pussy and coming swiftly back up with bits of toilet paper between my teeth...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does losing half a condom count?!

Haha funny as fck

I'm glad you found it funny! Could have offered to find the other half lol! "

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By *issCunty85Woman
over a year ago

Crosshands


"U must have the touch "

Like a scene from american pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does losing half a condom count?! "

How do you lose half a condom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does losing half a condom count?!

How do you lose half a condom? "

Ask the OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"U must have the touch

Like a scene from american pie! "

Who o fancy some Apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bangin this bird as you do and were both a bit tipsy i could smell somthing so as soon as i look down **** was everywere not going to say what it was but it wasnt wee wee. I think that night i cried n spewed lol

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By *rSam160Man
over a year ago

Swansea


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll "
OMG HAHHAHAHAHHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll "

Swansea lol

Coz you was heaving today when I mentioned cumming in your mouth

I hope I wasn't in the shower at that point lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bangin this bird as you do and were both a bit tipsy i could smell somthing so as soon as i look down **** was everywere not going to say what it was but it wasnt wee wee. I think that night i cried n spewed lol "

Omg lol I love hearing this stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok playing with the fem of a couple in a club

She didn't play with other males

I was kissing her and playing with her and ex bf started fingering her

She wasn't happy so I told him to stop

Then I noticed his fingers

I went to the loo very fast thankfully I hadn't gone done on here to wash my hands as she'd obviously come on

She followed me to the loo and went wee then proceeded to invite us back to play

We made our excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a club again me and ex bf playing and another couple comes in room and starts playing

He's fucking her and she said put it in quick(anal)

So he Rams it in

She yelps and he pulls out

Then they ask me if I have any wipes on me as he stands there covering himself

Wow talk about kill the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll

Swansea lol

Coz you was heaving today when I mentioned cumming in your mouth

I hope I wasn't in the shower at that point lol "

No I think that fortunately you had gone by then lmao

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

Been talking to this 'single'girl for ages and eventually we agreed to meet. Was invited to her place and turned up nervous as hell. Imagine my shock/horror when her husband opened the door...!!!I stuttered and stammered "Sorry, must have the wrong house!", but then saw her standing behind him all kitted up, "Oh no you haven't!" she said..... the rest is history...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our first ever meet - going at it for ages and then all of a sudden the guy we had met got severe cramp in his thigh and started hoping around the room like he was on a pogo stick...!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our first ever meet - going at it for ages and then all of a sudden the guy we had met got severe cramp in his thigh and started hoping around the room like he was on a pogo stick...!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy for some outdoor fun , bless him he bought a blow up mattress so we would be comfy, he blew it up, i got on it and was swallowed by the fucking thing.....couldn't stop laughing....was a good job we knew each other.....

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By *adie7Couple
over a year ago

Llantrisant

I can laugh about this now but at the time OMG lol....Well... I was playing with one of the single guys I meet... I was on all 4's with a pretty silver & crystal Rosebud "in place". Everything was going well & he spanked my arse. To our horror the rosebud disappeared...in the wrong direction !!!!! ... Trying to retrieve that was not easy lol & I didn't fancy a trip to A&E.. Thankfully I got it out lol... Moral of the story... Tie a piece of string around your rosebuds & don't use too much lube !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best thread by far! I'm in tears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a girl on here not long ago and after we had sex she gave me a bj. She came up for air at the wrong time and i cum all over her hair! Lack of communication is never good haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to a meet not long ago ended in a car crash so I wasn't happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome thread!

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan


"Won't go into detail but it was recently and with a non fabber. Spunked in my mouth so I had to go to the bathroom heaving like fuck and heaved so hard I pissed all over the floor. And he was on the bed asking me if I was ok. Yea great thanks pal....whilst drying the floor with toilet roll "

great one !!!

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd


"I can laugh about this now but at the time OMG lol....Well... I was playing with one of the single guys I meet... I was on all 4's with a pretty silver & crystal Rosebud "in place". Everything was going well & he spanked my arse. To our horror the rosebud disappeared...in the wrong direction !!!!! ... Trying to retrieve that was not easy lol & I didn't fancy a trip to A&E.. Thankfully I got it out lol... Moral of the story... Tie a piece of string around your rosebuds & don't use too much lube !!!!!"
I just spat my wine over my k yb ard, nd now the nd th kys don't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to stress this did not happen to me!

A mate of mine had been watching the C4 show Dogging Tales and decided he'd check it out for himself. He made some discreet enquiries amongst some veteran Al fresco perverts and was told of good locations, and one added, if he was to go on a certain night he'd be sure to meet a girl renowned for taking on all cummers who wanted to fuck and had a thing for bukkake.

He drove to the secluded spot he'd been told this girl would be and there she was on her knees sucking off all the cock on offer. Being understandably nervous due to first timer nerves he hung back and admired her arse and started rubbing one out and when he had a good boner he decided to join in and watch the fun as by now a few groans told him she'd had a few loads on her face and he decided she could have his too.

He walked over, tugging away and went in front of her to see her spoogey face for the first time.

Except it wasn't the first time he'd seen that face, despite the cum that she was covered in he'd recognise his little sister anywhere.

No, he didn't cum on her, and no, he ain't been dogging since.

He hasn't told little sister that he knows her secret, he hasn't let on.

He said he hates kissing her cheek now too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Wacky Warehouse with a girl I was seeing who worked there.

Got caught by the supervisor of the pub the thing was attached to. The only pub nearby where I use to live and I avoided it for about a year and a half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also josef I forsee some awkward introductions at future socials for you

"Hi there I'm Derek"

"Oh hi, what's your screen name"

"Umm Josef Fritzle"

"......"

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By *isdirtygirlCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there


"my old favourite, going down on a pussy and coming swiftly back up with bits of toilet paper between my teeth..."

One of my pet hates!

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also josef I forsee some awkward introductions at future socials for you

"Hi there I'm Derek"

"Oh hi, what's your screen name"

"Umm Josef Fritzle"

"......""

Glad I wasn't the only one slightly unnerved by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first meet on fab always tickles me

Was having coffee at local spoons

Getting on really well considering how nervous I was

Decided to go bk to mine and being naive at the time

Thought it was just coffee lol

so as I'm out the kitchen making the coffee

He's chatting away as I turn to take coffee bk

he's standing in front of me bollock naked I scream and you can guess the rest coffee over his bits

Ouch

Burnt knob hence we never did get any fun

just sudocreme lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up for a meet with a couple and their 6 month old baby was there, in a play pen!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked to take a shower on arrival at a meet....knowing I was squeaky clean I was a bit miffed until he explained he had an allergy to coconut and being as I had showered in coconut shower gel then smothered myself in coconut body butter I hastily forgave him and jumped in the shower.....and he joined me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an outdoor meet

Standing in field getting sucked off... All going well until a train stopped in a sideing the other side of the hedge!!!!

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By *adie7Couple
over a year ago

Llantrisant


"I can laugh about this now but at the time OMG lol....Well... I was playing with one of the single guys I meet... I was on all 4's with a pretty silver & crystal Rosebud "in place". Everything was going well & he spanked my arse. To our horror the rosebud disappeared...in the wrong direction !!!!! ... Trying to retrieve that was not easy lol & I didn't fancy a trip to A&E.. Thankfully I got it out lol... Moral of the story... Tie a piece of string around your rosebuds & don't use too much lube !!!!!I just spat my wine over my k yb ard, nd now the nd th kys don't work "

I hope your keyboard recovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first meet on fab always tickles me

Was having coffee at local spoons

Getting on really well considering how nervous I was

Decided to go bk to mine and being naive at the time

Thought it was just coffee lol

so as I'm out the kitchen making the coffee

He's chatting away as I turn to take coffee bk

he's standing in front of me bollock naked I scream and you can guess the rest coffee over his bits

Ouch

Burnt knob hence we never did get any fun

just sudocreme lol

"

Haha and you wonder why I've not been up for a cuppa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up for a meet with a couple and their 6 month old baby was there, in a play pen!!!

"

I went on a 3 hr train ride to meet a couple. .. was going to be fantastic as was first time they had played since having a family... I so should have asked more as baby was in tow and less than 6 weeks old! Was going to be first sex since birth. . Not just first meet since having a family.. !!

I was a little stunned !!

Babe in arms literally as they wanted to play !!

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By *JJJJxMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ha! Absolute nightmare but funniest story here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up for a meet with a couple and their 6 month old baby was there, in a play pen!!!

I went on a 3 hr train ride to meet a couple. .. was going to be fantastic as was first time they had played since having a family... I so should have asked more as baby was in tow and less than 6 weeks old! Was going to be first sex since birth. . Not just first meet since having a family.. !!

I was a little stunned !!

Babe in arms literally as they wanted to play !!

"

I had a guy ring me once and obviously got me confused with someone he had actually met and asked me if my little girl had said anything about seeing me give him a bj

I said firstly I don't have a daughter secondly that's fucking sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up for a meet with a couple and their 6 month old baby was there, in a play pen!!!

I went on a 3 hr train ride to meet a couple. .. was going to be fantastic as was first time they had played since having a family... I so should have asked more as baby was in tow and less than 6 weeks old! Was going to be first sex since birth. . Not just first meet since having a family.. !!

I was a little stunned !!

Babe in arms literally as they wanted to play !!

I had a guy ring me once and obviously got me confused with someone he had actually met and asked me if my little girl had said anything about seeing me give him a bj

I said firstly I don't have a daughter secondly that's fucking sick "

Aww what?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out dogging when I pulled up at the location there were two cars parked so I got out for a look when the back door opened of one of the cars and a guy jumped out,as the guy walked past me he said get in there mate she's got the full kit on. As I got to the car the back door opens and a deep man's voice says get in, when I looked in there was a guy dressed in all the gear!!!

I made my excuses and made a quick getaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol since when was I a guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol since when was I a guy lol

"

I wish it had of been you I'd of been straight in there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol soon very soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago mid session we decided to change positions, so I move off and go to roll off the bed, so that she can move to the side of the bed that's when my erection got in the way and I pogoed off the side of the bed down against the wall. Damn it hurts pogoing on an erection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol soon very soon x"

I look forward to it x

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