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"Strap in tight fella. These threads should come with an 'Are you sure you want to post this thread?' type warning same as messages. I'm yet to see one go well but you never know. Good luck anyway." thanks very much. hoping is enough atm | |||
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"ill rake as much as i give. not a problem" Holy shit...  | |||
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"Don't let her ffs....she's brutal   "Don't listen to her She just wants to keep me to herself lol | |||
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"ill rake as much as i give. not a problem Holy shit... "its all about fairness and eauality. dont you think its fair to give as much as you take. | |||
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"ill rake as much as i give. not a problem Holy shit...
its all about fairness and eauality. dont you think its fair to give as much as you take."It's not that, just didn't expect to see that YOU were the one that wanted to be fisted.
I'm not into 'taking' things anyway, especially not a fist... Plenty of men on here that are though - happy fisting, uh I mean fishing... | |||
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"ill rake as much as i give. not a problem Holy shit...
its all about fairness and eauality. dont you think its fair to give as much as you take.
It's not that, just didn't expect to see that YOU were the one that wanted to be fisted.
I'm not into 'taking' things anyway, especially not a fist... Plenty of men on here that are though - happy fisting, uh I mean fishing... "i didnt say i wanted to. read before you say | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it " I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now! | |||
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"ill rake as much as i give. not a problem Holy shit...
its all about fairness and eauality. dont you think its fair to give as much as you take.
It's not that, just didn't expect to see that YOU were the one that wanted to be fisted.
I'm not into 'taking' things anyway, especially not a fist... Plenty of men on here that are though - happy fisting, uh I mean fishing...
i didnt say i wanted to. read before you say"Don't be embarrassed mate, we all have different needs. Be open about yours x | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now! "Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal?" Embrace the fist x | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal?" Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol "To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved. Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Embrace the fist x "And love the lube | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way" since when is willing wanting? | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way" This lady !  | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Embrace the fist x
And love the lube "Never ever bought it, will have to try haha | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way This lady ! "Shhhh don't tell to many people I'm a lady  | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way" well people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? " Potato tomato! | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way This lady ! "got it wrong lol | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people" Oops now that's gone and torn it! Calling people stupid in a forum and spitting your dummy out ain't gonna get you far now is it! | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! " not at all, silly woman | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people" Not that I'm an expert, but I don't know if this site is for you... | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people Oops now that's gone and torn it! Calling people stupid in a forum and spitting your dummy out ain't gonna get you far now is it!" people dont like the truth and when i point out the wrong ! haha | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha "I'm just trying to help The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! not at all, silly woman "Putting a smiley face at the end at calling me a silly woman isn't gonna soften it! Doors that way - dont let the handle catch your arse on the way out! | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha
I'm just trying to help
The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol "With fluffy and sparkly cuffs ? | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha
I'm just trying to help
The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol
With fluffy and sparkly cuffs ? "Ha ha do you have the same Ones ? | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people Oops now that's gone and torn it! Calling people stupid in a forum and spitting your dummy out ain't gonna get you far now is it! people dont like the truth and when i point out the wrong ! haha" SBAC | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! not at all, silly woman
Putting a smiley face at the end at calling me a silly woman isn't gonna soften it! Doors that way - dont let the handle catch your arse on the way out!"wasnt trying to sofen it, why would i? alot of people seem to assume alot of things. now, if you wernt stupid youd get all the facts before fighting the wrong corner the smilies are for sarcasticness. again you cant seem to read a message tidy | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha
I'm just trying to help
The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol
With fluffy and sparkly cuffs ?
Ha ha do you have the same
Ones ?"Omg ! You've caught me ! I'll bring them to the next social | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people Oops now that's gone and torn it! Calling people stupid in a forum and spitting your dummy out ain't gonna get you far now is it! people dont like the truth and when i point out the wrong ! haha SBAC" This ! Mr Alt definitely needs to SBAC | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! not at all, silly woman
Putting a smiley face at the end at calling me a silly woman isn't gonna soften it! Doors that way - dont let the handle catch your arse on the way out!
wasnt trying to sofen it, why would i? alot of people seem to assume alot of things. now, if you wernt stupid youd get all the facts before fighting the wrong corner the smilies are for sarcasticness. again you cant seem to read a message tidy"Noone's getting their facts wrong they are taking the piss out of you. Or am I wrong?? | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! not at all, silly woman
Putting a smiley face at the end at calling me a silly woman isn't gonna soften it! Doors that way - dont let the handle catch your arse on the way out!
wasnt trying to sofen it, why would i? alot of people seem to assume alot of things. now, if you wernt stupid youd get all the facts before fighting the wrong corner the smilies are for sarcasticness. again you cant seem to read a message tidy""Wernt stupid". And that folks sums it up  | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! not at all, silly woman
Putting a smiley face at the end at calling me a silly woman isn't gonna soften it! Doors that way - dont let the handle catch your arse on the way out!
wasnt trying to sofen it, why would i? alot of people seem to assume alot of things. now, if you wernt stupid youd get all the facts before fighting the wrong corner the smilies are for sarcasticness. again you cant seem to read a message tidy
Noone's getting their facts wrong they are taking the piss out of you. Or am I wrong?? "Correct and he spat his dummy out | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people" And... there it is! The OP's first flight in the forums started ok, he got in and flew straight and level, but then hit some turbulence, and unfortunately crashed and burned! | |||
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"Dunno when I will be about to attend a social next But your welcome to wear them to make coffee " Let me know when you're free and I'll definitely bring them over to show them off. PS, I make a mean coffee  | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! not at all, silly woman
Putting a smiley face at the end at calling me a silly woman isn't gonna soften it! Doors that way - dont let the handle catch your arse on the way out!
wasnt trying to sofen it, why would i? alot of people seem to assume alot of things. now, if you wernt stupid youd get all the facts before fighting the wrong corner the smilies are for sarcasticness. again you cant seem to read a message tidy
Noone's getting their facts wrong they are taking the piss out of you. Or am I wrong??
Correct and he spat his dummy out"so you dont think i should of corrected people when they say i want to be fisted, and in fact i dont? please come back when you decide that willing and wanting are two totally different things. | |||
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"OP, yes to be fair you didnt say that you want to be fisted, but you did say translated and come across, that you would take a fisting in the interests of fairness in you fisting another person. yes you said it in banter, and the response you got was banter back, which then you did seem to get a little heated about. in future if you dont want to be fisted then be careful in what you say, even in banter because a lady my want to meet you becuase she is in to fisting men" Thank you that's what I was trying to say | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people And... there it is! The OP's first flight in the forums started ok, he got in and flew straight and level, but then hit some turbulence, and unfortunately crashed and burned! "well it they cant get definitions of words right, how are they going to progress in life? | |||
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"OP, yes to be fair you didnt say that you want to be fisted, but you did say translated and come across, that you would take a fisting in the interests of fairness in you fisting another person. yes you said it in banter, and the response you got was banter back, which then you did seem to get a little heated about. in future if you dont want to be fisted then be careful in what you say, even in banter because a lady my want to meet you becuase she is in to fisting men" thankyou mate. rant over. | |||
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"OP, yes to be fair you didnt say that you want to be fisted, but you did say translated and come across, that you would take a fisting in the interests of fairness in you fisting another person. yes you said it in banter, and the response you got was banter back, which then you did seem to get a little heated about. in future if you dont want to be fisted then be careful in what you say, even in banter because a lady my want to meet you becuase she is in to fisting men thankyou mate. rant over." That's what I was trying to say only you went off on one calling me stupid and silly!! Being the grammer police didn't help! The banter was about what your posts implied | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that way since when is willing wanting? Potato tomato! not at all, silly woman
Putting a smiley face at the end at calling me a silly woman isn't gonna soften it! Doors that way - dont let the handle catch your arse on the way out!
wasnt trying to sofen it, why would i? alot of people seem to assume alot of things. now, if you wernt stupid youd get all the facts before fighting the wrong corner the smilies are for sarcasticness. again you cant seem to read a message tidy
Noone's getting their facts wrong they are taking the piss out of you. Or am I wrong??
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so you dont think i should of corrected people when they say i want to be fisted, and in fact i dont? please come back when you decide that willing and wanting are two totally different things. "Here's your answer... "OP, yes to be fair you didnt say that you want to be fisted, but you did say translated and come across, that you would take a fisting in the interests of fairness in you fisting another person. yes you said it in banter, and the response you got was banter back, which then you did seem to get a little heated about. in future if you dont want to be fisted then be careful in what you say, even in banter because a lady my want to meet you becuase she is in to fisting men" | |||
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its all about giving and taking to make both parties happy. you may be happy but you may be in some discomfort for a while, stick be being patient, polite, little hard work and good supply of biscuits | |||
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"So am I fisting him or not I'm lost lol I have glass dildos if he prefers " OUCH !  | |||
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"please everyone be corrected, he has made it clear what he meant, as the OP said he is willing to be fisted but he doesn't want to be fisted
its all about giving and taking to make both parties happy. you may be happy but you may be in some discomfort for a while, stick be being patient, polite, little hard work and good supply of biscuits"Love it | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people And... there it is! The OP's first flight in the forums started ok, he got in and flew straight and level, but then hit some turbulence, and unfortunately crashed and burned!
well it they cant get definitions of words right, how are they going to progress in life? "Dude, the forums are a place where people come to chat, swap stories, shoot the shit, ask advice, and take the piss. If you post, you leave yourself wide open to different opinions, threads getting hijacked, and banter. If, like you did, you chuck your teddies outta da pram, people are naturally going to take the piss even more, especially seeing as your initial post could be taken in different ways, as was pointed out. Trying to take on a roomful of folks is all very well, you gave it a go, came out swinging, but I'm afraid, much like a pub fight, sooner or later someone landed a good punch and you went down... only you wont admit it. Now is the time where you wipe your snotty nose, go home, and brag to all your mates how you beat the crap out of "four or five huge guys"... when in fact, we know the truth, you got bitch-slapped by one of the girlies and spent half an hour in the bogs crying! Either learn the lesson, or don't go down the pub, simples! | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people And... there it is! The OP's first flight in the forums started ok, he got in and flew straight and level, but then hit some turbulence, and unfortunately crashed and burned!
well it they cant get definitions of words right, how are they going to progress in life?
Dude, the forums are a place where people come to chat, swap stories, shoot the shit, ask advice, and take the piss.
If you post, you leave yourself wide open to different opinions, threads getting hijacked, and banter.
If, like you did, you chuck your teddies outta da pram, people are naturally going to take the piss even more, especially seeing as your initial post could be taken in different ways, as was pointed out.
Trying to take on a roomful of folks is all very well, you gave it a go, came out swinging, but I'm afraid, much like a pub fight, sooner or later someone landed a good punch and you went down... only you wont admit it.
Now is the time where you wipe your snotty nose, go home, and brag to all your mates how you beat the crap out of "four or five huge guys"... when in fact, we know the truth, you got bitch-slapped by one of the girlies and spent half an hour in the bogs crying!
Either learn the lesson, or don't go down the pub, simples! "I'm crying!  | |||
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"dont start assuming stuff now. ive just corrected you ok pal? Chill ya boots hun 1 there is banter in the forums whether you like it or not it happens 2 if you read your posts through it does read like you are willing to be fisted in return. That's only how it reads from an onlookers perspective even if it's not mean that waywell people must go and buy a dictonary because last time i checked willing and wanting were two different things. ots only judged the wrong way by truly stupid people And... there it is! The OP's first flight in the forums started ok, he got in and flew straight and level, but then hit some turbulence, and unfortunately crashed and burned!
well it they cant get definitions of words right, how are they going to progress in life?
Dude, the forums are a place where people come to chat, swap stories, shoot the shit, ask advice, and take the piss.
If you post, you leave yourself wide open to different opinions, threads getting hijacked, and banter.
If, like you did, you chuck your teddies outta da pram, people are naturally going to take the piss even more, especially seeing as your initial post could be taken in different ways, as was pointed out.
Trying to take on a roomful of folks is all very well, you gave it a go, came out swinging, but I'm afraid, much like a pub fight, sooner or later someone landed a good punch and you went down... only you wont admit it.
Now is the time where you wipe your snotty nose, go home, and brag to all your mates how you beat the crap out of "four or five huge guys"... when in fact, we know the truth, you got bitch-slapped by one of the girlies and spent half an hour in the bogs crying!
Either learn the lesson, or don't go down the pub, simples! "haha! this is hilarious. | |||
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"Listen now guys Let's play nice with your toys or we will just take them all away from you" Reading this is making me pee!!! Keep them coming Hun haha x | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha
I'm just trying to help
The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol
With fluffy and sparkly cuffs ?
Ha ha do you have the same
Ones ?"OMG where's mama when you need her lol she has a fetish for pretty pink marigolds but they must be pink not yellow or blue PINK!!!! | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha
I'm just trying to help
The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol
With fluffy and sparkly cuffs ?
Ha ha do you have the same
Ones ?
OMG where's mama when you need her lol she has a fetish for pretty pink marigolds but they must be pink not yellow or blue PINK!!!! "She can come to our Marigold meet too then | |||
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"Can you imagine it a marigold social lol " Awesome lol | |||
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"Can you imagine it a marigold social lol Awesome lol" funny you should say that but wasn't it the Feb newport social that mama had her marigolds on lol I even have the pics to prove it | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha
I'm just trying to help
The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol
With fluffy and sparkly cuffs ?
Ha ha do you have the same
Ones ?
OMG where's mama when you need her lol she has a fetish for pretty pink marigolds but they must be pink not yellow or blue PINK!!!! "Here I am!!!!!! I've been busy working mun. I got pink and yellow marigolds. Someone bought them as a present for me  | |||
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"Lol long as he has gloves and lube im happy to do it I dunno if its just me... but my arse has just puckered so tight I couldn't even squeak out a fart! I'm gonna have nitemares about Lush and rubber gloves now!
Now that's not nice saying I'm a nightmare lol
To be fair you did sound a bit sinister how quickly you took up the chance providing lube and gloves were involved.
Why am I picturing you wearing a set of marigolds ? Hahaha
I'm just trying to help
The guy out and the marigolds are pink lol
With fluffy and sparkly cuffs ?
Ha ha do you have the same
Ones ?
OMG where's mama when you need her lol she has a fetish for pretty pink marigolds but they must be pink not yellow or blue PINK!!!!
Here I am!!!!!!
I've been busy working mun. I got pink and yellow marigolds. Someone bought them as a present for me " I wonder who that was lol | |||
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