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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been inspired by the other thread, so I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.

I will therefore be offering free rides on my face, fingers and junk to any of you lovely ladies out there needing a bit of a release

Line up girls, I've had my three shredded wheat

PS: OK, nothing's ever free, but I think you'll like the repayment plan I have in mind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been inspired by the other thread, so I'd like to throw my hat into the ring.

I will therefore be offering free rides on my face, fingers and junk to any of you lovely ladies out there needing a bit of a release

Line up girls, I've had my three shredded wheat

PS: OK, nothing's ever free, but I think you'll like the repayment plan I have in mind x"

So fucking desperate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long are the rides for. I might be interested if you can give me a good deal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

"

If there is a deal, im up for that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long are the rides for. I might be interested if you can give me a good deal ?

"

They're for as long as you think you can handle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take tokens and you can win a goldfish if you are good enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..

Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up

Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

If there is a deal, im up for that too "

lol

I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge

Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

"

Why didn't I think of that. Can't beat a good bogof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

If there is a deal, im up for that too

lol

I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge

Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol

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That's very kind of you lush. Yeah i don't want to be wasting my time if they arent any good.

So a 2 for 1 - Hock and Bang, what's the special rate for me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

If there is a deal, im up for that too

lol

I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge

Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol

That's very kind of you lush. Yeah i don't want to be wasting my time if they arent any good.

So a 2 for 1 - Hock and Bang, what's the special rate for me?? "

You missed a trick there Bang-Hock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey bang, I think we might be on a winner here. Props to the other bloke for the idea. It's like Betamax and VHS all over again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

Why didn't I think of that. Can't beat a good bogof "

In this life if you don't ask you don't get lol

I think now and then we can be a little greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..

Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up

Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x"

Yes I think we can lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about if I want you and bang

Can you come to a deal ? lol

If there is a deal, im up for that too

lol

I will let you know what they are like and how much they charge

Don't want anyone wasting their time if their not very good lol

That's very kind of you lush. Yeah i don't want to be wasting my time if they arent any good.

So a 2 for 1 - Hock and Bang, what's the special rate for me??

You missed a trick there Bang-Hock "

If it goes wrongit will be bang -cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..

Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up

Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x

Yes I think we can lush "

Oh two sexy men what more could a women ask for

Maybe coffee in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.

Shall I book a function room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One at a time girls, there's plenty of me to go round..

Lush - I'm sure me and bang can draft some sort of credit agreement up

Clit - I've got a VERY special rate just for you x

Yes I think we can lush

Oh two sexy men what more could a women ask for

Maybe coffee in bed lol "

Given the nature of this post, I think coffee in bed, a massage, nice hot bath are all included in services...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.

Shall I book a function room? "

Do it! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hock. Yeah I think your right the. Do we do weekly or monthly payments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey hock. Yeah I think your right the. Do we do weekly or monthly payments"

I reckon we offer flexibility to this lot mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.

Shall I book a function room? "

Hang on a minute

Now your being bloody greedy

This was meant to be us being Pleasured

Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.

Shall I book a function room?

Hang on a minute

Now your being bloody greedy

This was meant to be us being Pleasured

Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol "

Under the European Working Directive, we're allowed a break...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey hock. Yeah I think your right the. Do we do weekly or monthly payments

I reckon we offer flexibility to this lot mate "

This lot lol

Talk about making someone feel special

Can I make a couple of payments a week to get it paid off faster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.

Shall I book a function room?

Do it! X"

Definitely sort it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm do they pay before or after services rendered ???.... Think about it guy's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm do they pay before or after services rendered ???.... Think about it guy's.... "

After definitely

No job pays before the work is done

They might do a crap job then I'd want a discount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.

Shall I book a function room?

Hang on a minute

Now your being bloody greedy

This was meant to be us being Pleasured

Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol

Under the European Working Directive, we're allowed a break... "

He is right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a Groupon style deal? Messrs Bang and Hock (There's a Bangkok joke in there somewhere) will offer a special rate for all you girls at once. If we get a bit tired, you can help each other, er, tread water, so to speak, while we have a bit of Lucozade.

Shall I book a function room?

Hang on a minute

Now your being bloody greedy

This was meant to be us being Pleasured

Not use us for your own naughty sexy fantasies watching us women pleasuring each other while you two sit back and relax lol

Under the European Working Directive, we're allowed a break...

He is right there"

Ok that's fair enough

And most jobs these days you get paid monthly as well

So I'm happy to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm do they pay before or after services rendered ???.... Think about it guy's....

After definitely

No job pays before the work is done

They might do a crap job then I'd want a discount "

Half upfront. that's how I always do my jobs. and believe me you wouldn't walk for 2 days after

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Get on dragons den mike as looks like your on to a winner here

Obviously you'll need to look at patents etc

So no one steals this frankly genius idea

I mean look a few threads down competition is hot on your heels

And it's a dog eat dog world and if you don't work hard at this it could be a pussy eat pussy world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm do they pay before or after services rendered ???.... Think about it guy's....

After definitely

No job pays before the work is done

They might do a crap job then I'd want a discount

Half upfront. that's how I always do my jobs. and believe me you wouldn't walk for 2 days after

"

What the hell you planning on doing to me

If it's that good I want to prebook a weeks worth to start with

I think you are going to have to prove your really that good now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try before you buy......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't go in a shop and spend loads on an outfit before trying it on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore pussy, bad belly and grinning all day after like a cheshire cat means it was a very good meet......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you already where and when.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait

I will even through in a cuppa if your good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try before you buy...... "

Wonder if they offer free samples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many sugars do you take hock.

One for me o and a chocolate biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol bloody pushing it now with chocolate biscuits but I think I can manage it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat here pmsfl u lot are nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's got to be a chocolate hobnob mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say hobnob or digestive lol

Only the best for you guys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah don't you know it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try before you buy......

Wonder if they offer free samples "

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get on dragons den mike as looks like your on to a winner here

Obviously you'll need to look at patents etc

So no one steals this frankly genius idea

I mean look a few threads down competition is hot on your heels

And it's a dog eat dog world and if you don't work hard at this it could be a pussy eat pussy world lol"

I'm all over it like a rash mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah don't you know it. "

Well I will find out very soon

If your not up to the standards your betraying on here

I will give you custard creams instead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only time will tell

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Ladies save your money and go to Drayton Manor for a proper knicker wetting ride only joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time I pay to get there and back plus to get in

These are probably cheaper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just got offered money to meet today lol

Sadly I had to decline it's raining and I would get my hair wet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I just got offered money to meet today lol

Sadly I had to decline it's raining and I would get my hair wet lol "

I got offered money for a meet the other day. I said no and he offered more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I take it you didn't take up the offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well. That's shamanFor us guys

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Ladies save your money and go to Drayton Manor for a proper knicker wetting ride only joking "

Make mine the goldfish please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure we can just exchange services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure we can just exchange services "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you give me a rough idea of what sort of things you require x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From all this interest looks like you guys are going to need an accountant to keep track of the hobnobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From all this interest looks like you guys are going to need an accountant to keep track of the hobnobs. "

I'm going to have to get incorporated at this rate

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Ladies save your money and go to Drayton Manor for a proper knicker wetting ride only joking

Make mine the goldfish please "

My goldfish is becoming in demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting to know what services I can except or what I'm expected to do in return

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting to know what services I can except or what I'm expected to do in return "

Belgian biscuit

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