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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you want to get pleasured without having to return the favor then message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this not the same as your previous thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ye but I though people would think they would have to return with it being pleasing women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better off posting in the meet section

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to do my ironing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything"

Give me your address and I will send it over lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha anything to please a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha anything to please a woman

Dude... Probably not the best place to be posting this. You will get ribbed!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Sorry but could this get anymore desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiar play buddy. You go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but could this get anymore desperate

You just said what I was thinking. I was being polite x

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Sorry but could this get anymore desperate

You just said what I was thinking. I was being polite x"

I've read all his other posts and just couldn't keep it in any longer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but could this get anymore desperate

You just said what I was thinking. I was being polite x

I've read all his other posts and just couldn't keep it in any longer x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^wjat they say, I was joking about ironing, that is actually polite compared to what could have been said, I shouldn't joke though.

OP these threads will never work, you wont get a meet from them, get yoursepf to socials and clubs and make friends first, anything extra ia a bonus.

Good luck

Serious mode off - you can still do ky ironing if you like lol

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

"^^^wjat they say, I was joking about ironing, that is actually polite compared to what could have been said, I shouldn't joke though.

OP these threads will never work, you wont get a meet from them, get yoursepf to socials and clubs and make friends first, anything extra ia a bonus.

Good luck

Serious mode off - you can still do ky ironing if you like lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spelling crap and I not touched a drop....honest guv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopping cleaning cook tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need window cleaner and gardener

That will please me greatly

I will even make a cuppa In return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spelling crap and I not touched a drop....honest guv "

To be fair, I'm not even sure how you'd start to try to iron that stuff.

Messy, and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but could this get anymore desperate

omg finally someone said it thank you lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out "

Crack on lush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out "

If you've got fanny to spare, maybe you can help someone by committing a random act of charitable swinging. Call our number to find out more: 0800 F-U-K M-E-P-L-Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out

If you've got fanny to spare, maybe you can help someone by committing a random act of charitable swinging. Call our number to find out more: 0800 F-U-K M-E-P-L-Z"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out

If you've got fanny to spare, maybe you can help someone by committing a random act of charitable swinging. Call our number to find out more: 0800 F-U-K M-E-P-L-Z"

I know someone with fanny to spare...apparently it looks strange though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out

If you've got fanny to spare, maybe you can help someone by committing a random act of charitable swinging. Call our number to find out more: 0800 F-U-K M-E-P-L-Z

I know someone with fanny to spare...apparently it looks strange though

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out

If you've got fanny to spare, maybe you can help someone by committing a random act of charitable swinging. Call our number to find out more: 0800 F-U-K M-E-P-L-Z"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out

Crack on lush lol

I would love to help him out

I'm sure once he's had one meet he will be fine and not so nervous

But I'm just not free with summer holidays here

Sorry guys

What about you taking him chams giggles

I'm sure he wouldn't mind paying for you both to go in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's you again...

Posted a thread off a different profile 4 weeks ago... got shirty with everyone..I tried to help by writing a piece of advice and you replied with fk you your a fat cu*t...

Anyway ...welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it's you again...

Posted a thread off a different profile 4 weeks ago... got shirty with everyone..I tried to help by writing a piece of advice and you replied with fk you your a fat cu*t...

Anyway ...welcome back

His grammar is starting to improve as he hasn't used the c word yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol oh I love the c word

It's soo naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See you next Tuesday "

Will you call me that if I pay you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I will. What accent do you want it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irish

Mmmmm feck that would get me wet

Just sit there and say you dirty fecking c

Then bend me over and take me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll throw in a couple of fecks as well then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a ' top o tha morning to ya' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow it's getting hot in here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol ohh I'm liking this very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a ' top o tha morning to ya' ? "

Offer her some potatoes and I reckon you're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dya like daggs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I have to dress like a leprechaun or is that optional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a ' top o tha morning to ya' ?

Offer her some potatoes and I reckon you're in "

Can you fry them

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I have to dress like a leprechaun or is that optional? "

How about a green mankini lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. I'll pop a 4 leaf clover down the front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok. I'll pop a 4 leaf clover down the front. "

Wow if that's going to cover it then it's not saying a lot for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I just meant you'd have to rummage round to find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol oh that's ok then lol

I can handle that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might have to spend a long time looking for it mind. It might have even got stuck somewhere and you'll have to try and suck it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I just meant you'd have to rummage round to find it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was going to say I will find it blind folded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With your hands behind your back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking this blind fold.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was this thread about again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free pleasure for women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free pleasure for women lol "

Rather than paying for an escort? The sex trade doesnt appear to be very cock heavy. It would appear than there isnt enough of a shortage of free pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free pleasure for women lol

Rather than paying for an escort? The sex trade doesnt appear to be very cock heavy. It would appear than there isnt enough of a shortage of free pleasure"

No if you read all the thread It wasn't about anyokw paying for anything

It simply meant the women gets pleasure and isn't expected to do anything in return to the guy

So free pleasure

Money was never mentioned

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

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"Oh it's you again...

Posted a thread off a different profile 4 weeks ago... got shirty with everyone..I tried to help by writing a piece of advice and you replied with fk you your a fat cu*t...

Anyway ...welcome back

At first I thought he was inexperienced and very new to this but after reading the above he's a gutless coward who does not deserve to be on here. Same as all the other scumbags who abuse women on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it's you again...

Posted a thread off a different profile 4 weeks ago... got shirty with everyone..I tried to help by writing a piece of advice and you replied with fk you your a fat cu*t...

Anyway ...welcome back

Don't sit on the fence, tell us how you really feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it's you again...

Posted a thread off a different profile 4 weeks ago... got shirty with everyone..I tried to help by writing a piece of advice and you replied with fk you your a fat cu*t...

Anyway ...welcome back

Don't sit on the fence, tell us how you really feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for the record I would also like to offer free pleasure for beautiful sexy women.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you guys are being a bit harsh calling him desperate that must mean we all desperate on here we all have our turn onns, if he wants to iron my clothes, walk my dogs then fuck my pussy thats cool lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for the record I would also like to offer free pleasure for beautiful sexy women.

Mrs x"

*tucks junk between legs*

*joins queue*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much ironing do you have? I maybe free lol . Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for the record I would also like to offer free pleasure for beautiful sexy women.

Mrs x"

Ditto that!!!

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

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"I think you guys are being a bit harsh calling him desperate that must mean we all desperate on here we all have our turn onns, if he wants to iron my clothes, walk my dogs then fuck my pussy thats cool lol xx"

I'm strangely turned on by that, no idea why but doing the work first then getting to play with the boss, sounds really great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol listen if someone wants to be my cleaner then I will repay them

By letting them service my other needs I'm all for community service and helping people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I have to wear a hi vis vest lips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might need a wetsuit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And snorkel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And snorkel? "

No that would cover your mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. I'm good at holding my breath anyway. I'll bring the right tools.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about tools

I have plenty of stuff you can use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to try one of mine though. I'm very attached to it. It's extendable but might need some greasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to try one of mine though. I'm very attached to it. It's extendable but might need some greasing. "

Ok that one sounds like one I need to see

I will allow you to bring it and show me how it works I will lube it up for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless him

Someone please for the love of swinging just help him out

Crack on lush lol

I would love to help him out

I'm sure once he's had one meet he will be fine and not so nervous

But I'm just not free with summer holidays here

Sorry guys

What about you taking him chams giggles

I'm sure he wouldn't mind paying for you both to go in ?"

Awww I would of loved to but I'm so busy the nxt few months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat wondering how long it will be before unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's ok I'm sure someone else could maybe show him around

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