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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message me of you are interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I want one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want one too haha wanna be mine xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By *heep2405Man
over a year ago

Newport

Me three.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm asking for one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one I want to get rid of. No teeth, and she hasn't seen daylight since 1987. 17 careful owners. Most of her own hair. Tenner ono.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how does it work

We add our names and wait for the fbs to inbox us

Ohh I'm gettin excited where are the fbs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No message me if you want to be mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit no I don't want a male one lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a buddy to lol

Do I add my name to the list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you wanna be mine then yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wanna be mine then yes x"

So what makes you stand out from all the other guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol "

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you Want to be mine? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you Want to be mine? Xxx"

Easy tiger I ain't that easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well"

Lol can I take a few details for the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?"

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh shit no I don't want a male one lol sorry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush now we both know you are mine hehe x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wanna be mine then yes x

So what makes you stand out from all the other guys? "

Well I'm very cuddly (fat) and I don't want sex all the time I like to have a chill to watch a film and cwtch up Ill take you places that you wanna go just to please you and make sure that you are always smiling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wanna be mine then yes x

So what makes you stand out from all the other guys?

Well I'm very cuddly (fat) and I don't want sex all the time I like to have a chill to watch a film and cwtch up Ill take you places that you wanna go just to please you and make sure that you are always smiling x"

So you can make coffee

Bring me a nice cake and chat

And take me shopping lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I make a little suggestion

If you put a little more effort into profile you might have a little more luck

Would you have sex with someone who is 99 ?

Not that there is anything wrong with it

But if not then change your profile

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush"

oi! Sounds like my Clyde, you can't have him Gigs but you have a lend lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush"

So shortish

Bald

Tattoos

Cuddly

I think we can work with that lol

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Am I too late to be looking for one too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

oi! Sounds like my Clyde, you can't have him Gigs but you have a lend lol x"

chuck him this way then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I make a little suggestion

If you put a little more effort into profile you might have a little more luck

Would you have sex with someone who is 99 ?

Not that there is anything wrong with it

But if not then change your profile "

Thank you for the advice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I make a little suggestion

If you put a little more effort into profile you might have a little more luck

Would you have sex with someone who is 99 ?

Not that there is anything wrong with it

But if not then change your profile

Thank you for the advice xx"

Hey your very welcome I'm happy to help people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn .. I thought you were dishing out female fuck buddies then too... hmmmph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have one too if they are on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush"

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx"

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol "

Noooo I'm still looking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx"

Hahaah funny fecker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol

Noooo I'm still looking lol "

But you had one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a female fuck buddy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol

Noooo I'm still looking lol

But you had one lol "

Yes but need a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought there was only room for one Clyde for you giggles !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think giggles is just being greedy now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fem fb's this way please X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one going for the ladies. Xxx cute and sub. Xx

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By *ig-boyTMan
over a year ago

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"Damn .. I thought you were dishing out female fuck buddies then too... hmmmph "

Are you apart of a 2 for 1 offer? 2 of you and 1 of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bogof

This ain't no bargain bin

These girls are Top shelf shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought there was only room for one Clyde for you giggles !! "

I've been bloody waiting for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think giggles is just being greedy now lol "

2 fecking right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think giggles is just being greedy now lol

2 fecking right "

Ha ha how many would you like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think giggles is just being greedy now lol

2 fecking right

Ha ha how many would you like ?"

8 at a push

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think giggles is just being greedy now lol

2 fecking right

Ha ha how many would you like ?

8 at a push "

I think it's gonna take me an hr or 2 but I think I could manage it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor bastard lol.. Fella take a step back and start again. You've gone right out there in the middle of a festival with a big white sign that days "I am one horny bastard and I want to have sex with something!"

Budd I'm not remotely trying to tell you what you should do so don't came at me all cray cray cool?

Are you going at this whole thing with consideration for who you may be addressing? Are you aware that 99% of the ladies here are very switched on and would appreciate a little respect before deciding to ride you like a Porthcawl donkey?

What I'm saying is. Start again, only this time start by being polite and maybe read a few profiles of the women that float your boat. They give you A LOT of info as to what they are looking for and it could help you to mould your profile to be more appealing. Don't think for none second that your appearance is everything. You could click with someone who likes what you're in to. These forums aren't the smartest way to advertise yourself man.. Just trying to help hope it all works out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But on the other hand this thread has been a giggle

So that's a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol

Noooo I'm still looking lol

But you had one lol "

she wore me out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol

Noooo I'm still looking lol

But you had one lol she wore me out lol "

Lol oh well I'm sure your not the first don't feel bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol

Noooo I'm still looking lol

But you had one lol she wore me out lol

Lol oh well I'm sure your not the first don't feel bad "

Oi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yes giggles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No lol

Apparently only if you want to be his buddy lol

It's not a public notice board were we pop our names silly lol

Oh trust me lol

But now I'm here I am looking as well

Lol can I take a few details for

the application form so we know the type of person you are looking for ?

Oooo let's see

Skinhead or really short hair

Bit of a beer belly

Hairy chest

No taller than 6ft

Tattoos a bonus

And doesn't take longer than me to get ready

Is that ok lush

Sound like I was your perfect man then giggles lol xxx

So can I take it this post has been filled on help the next one now lol

Noooo I'm still looking lol

But you had one lol she wore me out lol

Lol oh well I'm sure your not the first don't feel bad

Oi lol "

Lol she is a good un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a man eater from what you said lol

But a bloody good laugh as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a man eater from what you said lol

But a bloody good laugh as well "

Yeah shes a great girl, too much for me tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a man eater from what you said lol

But a bloody good laugh as well

Yeah shes a great girl, too much for me tho lol "

That made me chuckle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a man eater from what you said lol

But a bloody good laugh as well

Yeah shes a great girl, too much for me tho lol

That made me chuckle lol "

Lol, I enjoyed every minute of it mind, I'm not complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's a man eater from what you said lol

But a bloody good laugh as well

Yeah shes a great girl, too much for me tho lol

That made me chuckle lol

Lol, I enjoyed every minute of it mind, I'm not complaining "

Haha nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope this dude isn't taking all of you on as fb's! Nobody left for the rest of us then... x

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By *20 And ChillMan
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Brilliant ! Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did ask first lol

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