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Nursery Rhymes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

singa songa syphilis,

fanny fulla crabs

4+20 blackheads twice as many scabs when they all pop open

crabs begin 2 sing

wasnt that a MANKY MUFF 2 put ur penis in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts shot up its arse

And turned its wool to nylon

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By *at and JamesCouple
over a year ago

Neath

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the mantle

To see if they would f...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Venus

He had an extremely big ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the mantle

To see if they would f..."

ind their way back to the garden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She took it to a wedding

She tied it to a lamppost

And she kicked it's fucking head in

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mary had a little lamb

The doctor had a fit!

Old McDonald had a farm

The doctor nearly died!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three fat whores,

Three fat whores,

Watch what they do,

Watch what they do,

They all are taken, they all are wives,

They fuck with peoples, innocent lives,

They fuck all the time, how’d you think they survived,

Three fat whores,

Three fat whores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too cos he was gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too cos he was gay."

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By *at and JamesCouple
over a year ago

Neath

Jack and Jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

Jill forgot to take the pill

and now they've got a daughter

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By *urgen666Man
over a year ago

bridgend

Mary had a little lamb.

Her father shot the shepherd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

her clothes all tattered and torn.

It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her

'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little pig

She kept it fat and plastered

And when the price of pork went up

She shot the little bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three blindfolded sluts

Three blindfolded sluts

See how they gag

See how they gag

One of them had a face full of cum

One of them took it up the bum

I think the third was a good mates mum

Three blindfolded sluts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pieman

"What have u got there?"

Said the pieman unto Simon

Pies you dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humpty Dumpty fucked a whore

Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more

All the kings horses n all the kings men

Bent the bitch over and fucked her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab love these Made me laugh x

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Hickory dickory dock

Come and sit on my ........p

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

This is the story of a man named Rick.

Who had poor fellow, a corkscrew prick,

He spent his life, one big hunt, to find a girl with a spiral cunt,

He finished his search in far Glamorgan, and he found a girl with what an organ.

But on his wedding night, he fell down dead.

He found the girl had a left hand thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread.

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

Hickory dickory dock

Some chick was sucking my cock

The clock struck two

I dumped my goo

I dropped the bitch on the next block.

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

Little boy blew

He needed the money.

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

Old Mother Hubbard

Went to the cupboard

To get her poor doggy a bone.

But when she bent over

Rover came over

And gave her a bone of his own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner

Fucking this cutie pie

Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum

Said 'hell of a STUD am I'

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By *restatynCplCouple
over a year ago

Rhyl

There was an old woman

Who lived in a shoe

She had so many children

Her uterus fell out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lady from Ealing

Who had a peculiar feeling

She leant on her back

Opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The black cat pissed in the white cats eye

The white cat said cor blimey

The black cat said it's your own fault you shouldn't be so close behind me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mary had a little dress,

split right up the side,

and everywhere that Mary went

the boys could see her thighs

Mary had another dress,

split right up the front,

but she never wore that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mary had a little dress,

split right up the side,

and everywhere that Mary went

the boys could see her thighs

Mary had another dress,

split right up the front,

but she never wore that one"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old man from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In half an hour his cock was a flower

And his bollocks were covered in s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was an old man from Leeds

Who swallowed a packet of seeds

In half an hour his cock was a flower

And his bollocks were covered in s"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky

Jill forgot to take her pill and now there's little franky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name is randy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... HEY! Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own!

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By *etsaroundMan
over a year ago

Valley's

There was a young man from Kent,

He had a cock so long it bent,

To save himself trouble,

He put it in double,

Instead of cumming- he went...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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