FabSwingers.com forum: Verifications/age WTF I give up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a verification (other fab site) referring to me as an 'older gentleman'

I'm 30!!!!!!

Older gentleman?

Anybody for a sherry and booking a Saga holiday before my afternoon nap prior to a game of bowls?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont touch sherry....insure my moto guzzi cal3 through saga....take a nap in the pm...and always play with my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol would refer to me as ancient then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can't reply, knitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some bloke messged me on POF the other day saying he liked the "mature lady". I'm 29

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy warmers ??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez... might as well take me out back and shoot me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting "

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck lets get the Zimmer frame out then lol

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Sorry I can't help but I need my oxygen mask. I've got the cylinder attached to my zimmer frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a verification (other fab site) referring to me as an 'older gentleman'

I'm 30!!!!!!

Older gentleman?

Anybody for a sherry and booking a Saga holiday before my afternoon nap prior to a game of bowls?

bet that hurt lol

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x "
I would imagine that you would be a pretty good teacher aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought you was just telling me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x "

Suspect it woild be difficult to concentrate on the crocheting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Suspect it woild be difficult to concentrate on the crocheting

lol xx

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I'm looking foward to having sex on a stanner stairlift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x "

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

sounds good to me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

sounds good to me xxx"

How about some lace work body stockings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got some adult nappies in if you need them. Call on 0800oldfella...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

sounds good to me xxx

How about some lace work body stockings..."

no problems xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

sounds good to me xxx"

We drinking wine or cocoa? And do I get a blanket to put over my legs (won't have anything on under it)

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocoa with some malted milk biscuits.

Has to be something soft for our teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ya cant beat bending over the old zimmer frame or shagging on the moby scooter lol oh also metal rails to keep oldies in bed make cracking handcuff holders lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never would have thought those aids could be used as sex aids but I'm all for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a verification (other fab site) referring to me as an 'older gentleman'

I'm 30!!!!!!

Older gentleman?

Anybody for a sherry and booking a Saga holiday before my afternoon nap prior to a game of bowls?

pmsl

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

Why you shocked.. I did give you the heads up on your birthday, about the new 'bracket' you fall into

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I think everybody needs to keep it a secret I'm

30 and let's all pretend I'm 29.

Most lie about age on here anyway right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting "

Classic lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fook all wrong with us oldies mun........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, I'll have to agree... Come back to a 21 year old, one fuck and it's nothing but snores now.

#olderrocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I'll have to agree... Come back to a 21 year old, one fuck and it's nothing but snores now.

#olderrocks "

Best give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

sounds good to me xxx

We drinking wine or cocoa? And do I get a blanket to put over my legs (won't have anything on under it)

Xxx"

I ve the blanket babes xxx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cocoa with some malted milk biscuits.

Has to be something soft for our teeth"

hmmmm cow biscuits yum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, I'll have to agree... Come back to a 21 year old, one fuck and it's nothing but snores now.

#olderrocks "

could be he's bored with an oldie pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't reply, knitting

welcome to the older set I ll teach you to crochet babes x

Best offer I'll be having it seems now I'm in a new bracket.

We can make willy warmers and titty tassels.

Such fun

sounds good to me xxx

We drinking wine or cocoa? And do I get a blanket to put over my legs (won't have anything on under it)

Xxx

I ve the blanket babes xxx.

Can we share?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, I'll have to agree... Come back to a 21 year old, one fuck and it's nothing but snores now.

#olderrocks

could be he's bored with an oldie pmsl

Can't hack the pace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's that purple rinse gone

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