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"No matter what people think of us, some of us sit down, unless it's a public urinal. " Is that your feminine side coming out | |||
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"Some spray like a Catherine wheel  "I just don't understand how the feck they can miss lol | |||
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"I always have to sit down in the morning due to my morning glory!!" That made me chuckle | |||
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"When the stream first comes out you can't always get it pointed exactly till the urine stream is started. So, an early miss is possible. Some times two streams come out and one can't get both in the toilet. At times there is a fluctuation of bladder pressure and the stream veers downward faster than one can re-aim. At the end of the pissing, the stream gets weak and is harder to control, this can lead to a dribble or two. "Well well that's answered it for me
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"When the stream first comes out you can't always get it pointed exactly till the urine stream is started. So, an early miss is possible. Some times two streams come out and one can't get both in the toilet. At times there is a fluctuation of bladder pressure and the stream veers downward faster than one can re-aim. At the end of the pissing, the stream gets weak and is harder to control, this can lead to a dribble or two. "And then there's pissing on Viagra.... whole new ball game! Like a fucking jet wash, one false move and you'll pierce the pan! | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
"I always struggling getting it into any hole | |||
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"As you dont know how a pee is going to start, its a game of re aim until you have it under control!! The siiting pee is safer as it is impossible to miss. That said, if you have a solid wood on, nothing will come out. Best result is to A. lift seat. B crouch low so willy cant miss. 3 release slowly and keep adjusting. 4 move forward as pressure reduces. Girls have this so easy. " We bloody haven't as we end up standing in it when we go for a pee lol | |||
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"When the stream first comes out you can't always get it pointed exactly till the urine stream is started. So, an early miss is possible. Some times two streams come out and one can't get both in the toilet. At times there is a fluctuation of bladder pressure and the stream veers downward faster than one can re-aim. At the end of the pissing, the stream gets weak and is harder to control, this can lead to a dribble or two.
And then there's pissing on Viagra.... whole new ball game!
Like a fucking jet wash, one false move and you'll pierce the pan!"Fucking creased | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole "I hope you mean the piss pot lol | |||
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"And also i would imagine tho i cant speak from experiance but if youve no foreskin then its more like a sprinkler than anything. Luckily ive still got my hood. Lol so im a good aim. "I've never met a good aimer | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole
I hope you mean the piss pot lol "Obv what else could I mean | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole
I hope you mean the piss pot lol
Obv what else could I mean"You all seem to find that lil hole with out any problems | |||
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"No your right giggs we havent met yet lol."I'd say lucky u lol | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole
I hope you mean the piss pot lol
Obv what else could I mean
You all seem to find that lil hole with out any problems "Depends which hole u on about  | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole
I hope you mean the piss pot lol
Obv what else could I mean
You all seem to find that lil hole with out any problems
Depends which hole u on about "Ear hole | |||
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"Ive had a lucky escape have i giggs?? Aww i bet your a pussycat love. lol"Yes very lol | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole
I hope you mean the piss pot lol
Obv what else could I mean
You all seem to find that lil hole with out any problems
Depends which hole u on about
Ear hole "Whatever floats your boat | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole
I hope you mean the piss pot lol
Obv what else could I mean
You all seem to find that lil hole with out any problems
Depends which hole u on about
Ear hole
Whatever floats your boat "I like it nibbled | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
I always struggling getting it into any hole
I hope you mean the piss pot lol
Obv what else could I mean
You all seem to find that lil hole with out any problems
Depends which hole u on about
Ear hole
Whatever floats your boat
I like it nibbled " | |||
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"I like to make a challenge of it after a few pints. As all us guys know the variety of issues we face each time we piss provides something of a challenge. It's quite literally expect the unexpected when we stand in front of that toilet you know.. As someone mentioned theres the double stream There's the issue of judging distance and hoping you judged it right. The advance forward to ensure the timing of your flow slowing down is correct. And of course the dreaded sneeze. Quite literally anything could happen at that frightening moment and you are at the mercy of god almoghty when you exhale during a sneeze. Oh and let's not forget the dreaded shivver. Yes the shivver comes from the bottom of your legs up to your hips and WHAMMO! You have to hold on like a cowboy riding a bull and hope you don't shake everywhere during this time.. So I have worked out the only way to get it right is to go with 1 of 2 positions. 1 - The lunge. Yes lunge one leg forward and with one hand on the penis and the other on the wall you have more control. 2 - The superman. Fellas don't knock it until you've had 8 pints of Stella and you can't see tidy. For those of you wondering what this is. Please visit Google and type "Superman pee". Go to images and you will see the secret of many years of getting leathered after a rugby match. It's a curse really this peeing malarky.." I'm creased here. I once tried to "help" my ex have a pee by holding it for him. It seems I'm not a very good aimer either........lol  | |||
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" I'm creased here. I once tried to "help" my ex have a pee by holding it for him. It seems I'm not a very good aimer either........lol "Cock was prob hard if u were holding-I know mine would be | |||
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"I like to make a challenge of it after a few pints. As all us guys know the variety of issues we face each time we piss provides something of a challenge. It's quite literally expect the unexpected when we stand in front of that toilet you know.. As someone mentioned theres the double stream There's the issue of judging distance and hoping you judged it right. The advance forward to ensure the timing of your flow slowing down is correct. And of course the dreaded sneeze. Quite literally anything could happen at that frightening moment and you are at the mercy of god almoghty when you exhale during a sneeze. Oh and let's not forget the dreaded shivver. Yes the shivver comes from the bottom of your legs up to your hips and WHAMMO! You have to hold on like a cowboy riding a bull and hope you don't shake everywhere during this time.. So I have worked out the only way to get it right is to go with 1 of 2 positions. 1 - The lunge. Yes lunge one leg forward and with one hand on the penis and the other on the wall you have more control. 2 - The superman. Fellas don't knock it until you've had 8 pints of Stella and you can't see tidy. For those of you wondering what this is. Please visit Google and type "Superman pee". Go to images and you will see the secret of many years of getting leathered after a rugby match. It's a curse really this peeing malarky.." Spot on!!! | |||
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"I like to make a challenge of it after a few pints. As all us guys know the variety of issues we face each time we piss provides something of a challenge. It's quite literally expect the unexpected when we stand in front of that toilet you know.. As someone mentioned theres the double stream There's the issue of judging distance and hoping you judged it right. The advance forward to ensure the timing of your flow slowing down is correct. And of course the dreaded sneeze. Quite literally anything could happen at that frightening moment and you are at the mercy of god almoghty when you exhale during a sneeze. Oh and let's not forget the dreaded shivver. Yes the shivver comes from the bottom of your legs up to your hips and WHAMMO! You have to hold on like a cowboy riding a bull and hope you don't shake everywhere during this time.. So I have worked out the only way to get it right is to go with 1 of 2 positions. 1 - The lunge. Yes lunge one leg forward and with one hand on the penis and the other on the wall you have more control. 2 - The superman. Fellas don't knock it until you've had 8 pints of Stella and you can't see tidy. For those of you wondering what this is. Please visit Google and type "Superman pee". Go to images and you will see the secret of many years of getting leathered after a rugby match. It's a curse really this peeing malarky.." So in actual fact it is all a bit hit and miss and those toilet training balls you pop down the toilet for little boys to aim at are a complete waste of money!!!!  | |||
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" I'm creased here. I once tried to "help" my ex have a pee by holding it for him. It seems I'm not a very good aimer either........lol
Cock was prob hard if u were holding-I know mine would be "Lol well it wasn't hard to start with | |||
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" So in actual fact it is all a bit hit and miss and those toilet training balls you pop down the toilet for little boys to aim at are a complete waste of money!!!! "The power of modern day marketing is strong.. | |||
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"Guys love my toilet seat, it refuses to stay up unless you lean across to hold it. I always forget to warn them because it's entertaining sometimes to see how they manage to figure it out, I've seen some right contortions to be fair "Haha you should install cctv | |||
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"Guys love my toilet seat, it refuses to stay up unless you lean across to hold it. I always forget to warn them because it's entertaining sometimes to see how they manage to figure it out, I've seen some right contortions to be fair
Haha you should install cctv "Hmmm who says I haven't | |||
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"It absolute puzzles me how the feck you miss the piss pot
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