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Getting pregnant... By accident...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just reading another thread.

Now, I know you can't get pregnant first time, standing up or under water...

But what if a guy cums on your belly button and it soaks in??? Good point!!

I mean a friend of mine got caught when it went in her eye!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a doctor, but I'm not convinced that's how human biology works....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok i have to ask are you for real ? funniest thing I've seen in ages lmaooooo

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town


"I'm not a doctor, but I'm not convinced that's how human biology works.... "

in that case i must have 100's of little ginger sprogs running around if they get pregnant from cum in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a doctor, but I'm not convinced that's how human biology works....

in that case i must have 100's of little ginger sprogs running around if they get pregnant from cum in the eye "

i dont no about getting preggers when it goes in the eye but it fooking hurts that's for sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a doctor, but I'm not convinced that's how human biology works....

in that case i must have 100's of little ginger sprogs running around if they get pregnant from cum in the eye

i dont no about getting preggers when it goes in the eye but it fooking hurts that's for sure lol"

Bleachy blindness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just reading another thread.

Now, I know you can't get pregnant first time, standing up or under water...

But what if a guy cums on your belly button and it soaks in??? Good point!!

I mean a friend of mine got caught when it went in her eye!!!"

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know the feeling, i only cum in her hair and she got pregnant! thats the last time i let her brush her hair after and the shove the brush up her pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the whole thread. ..

She's taking the piss. .she's mocking those that don't get sarcastic humour..the girl is hilarious. ..she goes on to say even funnier things x

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By *oup dragonMan
over a year ago

newport

Thought I was pregnant turned out I'm just fucking greedy off for a curry now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read the whole thread. ..

She's taking the piss. .she's mocking those that don't get sarcastic humour..the girl is hilarious. ..she goes on to say even funnier things x"

That thread is brill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read the whole thread. ..

She's taking the piss. .she's mocking those that don't get sarcastic humour..the girl is hilarious. ..she goes on to say even funnier things x

That thread is brill. "

Look at "dirtiest thing you have ever done " in swingers chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read the whole thread. ..

She's taking the piss. .she's mocking those that don't get sarcastic humour..the girl is hilarious. ..she goes on to say even funnier things x

That thread is brill.

Look at "dirtiest thing you have ever done " in swingers chat"

I love the forums. Never a dull moment. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents told me about the birds and the bees when I was young. My first girlfriend got stung by a wasp and I thought she was pregnant for two months!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum in the eye stings like fuck but then having a baby stings the bank account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was pregnant after getting into a bath that had been wanked in.....false alarm it was just a big fart!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I imagine in the hair would be a big risk too. Could absorb into the hair then down into the hair follicles on your scalp!!!!! Really need to be careful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I was pregnant after getting into a bath that had been wanked in.....false alarm it was just a big fart!! "

Jesus wept. You can take the girl out of Essex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I was pregnant after getting into a bath that had been wanked in.....false alarm it was just a big fart!!

Jesus wept. You can take the girl out of Essex... "

It did smell of rose petals tho

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I thought I was pregnant after getting into a bath that had been wanked in.....false alarm it was just a big fart!!

Jesus wept. You can take the girl out of Essex...

It did smell of rose petals tho "

Yeah, some of them wimmens bath oils will cover the smell of anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg do women carry ?????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auto spell lmao do women actually fart ????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Auto spell lmao do women actually fart ????????????"

No, but as we discovered recently, they do queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?? Il take yo word for it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Auto spell lmao do women actually fart ????????????

No, but as we discovered recently, they do queef "

It's a small explosion of perfumed air sprinkled lightly with happiness lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Auto spell lmao do women actually fart ????????????

No, but as we discovered recently, they do queef

It's a small explosion of perfumed air sprinkled lightly with happiness lol "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Auto spell lmao do women actually fart ????????????

No, but as we discovered recently, they do queef

It's a small explosion of perfumed air sprinkled lightly with happiness lol

Love it "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I got a woman in a bottle it squirts out a nice smell every so often takes batteries I thought women run on cash and shoes ???? Fuck me battery operated no wonder I'm divorced I never put batteries in the poor cow I feel bad now so all that money I gave her to fuck off was pointless I feel such a twat now ?????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women fart ladies however do not- just haven't met any ladies.

Now I'm gonna start running

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