FabSwingers.com forum: Biggest turn off's

By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

town

Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with

Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thongs on men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fib ya trying to start a war lol

Umm... bad breath...rubbish kissers. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thongs on men

Totally agree with this, a nice pair of boxers or nothing please

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By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

town

"Thongs on men

they just plain wrong

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

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By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

town

"Don't fib ya trying to start a war lol

Umm... bad breath...rubbish kissers. .."

i make sure i'm minted right up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body odour for me or thick bushes on males or females

Mrs filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body hair for me.

And females with moustaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy backs...sorry to those that have them but its a huge turn off for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport. "

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body odour for me or thick bushes on males or females

Mrs filthy"

people who don't dress for the body they have but the body they'd like.

shellsuits

men in baggy, faded boxers

sloppy kissers (if i wanted a wash i'd ask)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloppy kissers/tongue slugs...totally off putting

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By *heekywelshguy87Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Hairy women, thongs on men! Just gross haha people who smell and dont wash! And people who live in dirty unclean homes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thongs big hairy nether regions

Bad breath and sloopy wet kisses dirty finger nails

And sweaty pits lol

Not many !!

Oh and manky teeth yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with cocks bigger than mine.

Women with cocks.

Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.

Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.

More than the usual number of limbs.

Dreamcatchers.

People with "psychic" abilities.

Anyone resembling my grandparents.

Gangrene.

Crimplene.

Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.

People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

Smelly armpits

Bad teeth/bad breath

Overly hairy men (hairy backs are a definite no)

Scruffy underwear

Dirty fingernails

Sloppy kissers

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Overly hairy

Bad breath

Body odour

Desperation

Bad kisser

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

Ha, Ha

Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with cocks bigger than mine.

Women with cocks.

Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.

Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.

More than the usual number of limbs.

Dreamcatchers.

People with "psychic" abilities.

Anyone resembling my grandparents.

Gangrene.

Crimplene.

Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.

People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

Ha, Ha

Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear

Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with cocks bigger than mine.

Women with cocks.

Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.

Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.

More than the usual number of limbs.

Dreamcatchers.

People with "psychic" abilities.

Anyone resembling my grandparents.

Gangrene.

Crimplene.

Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.

People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.

Actually lolled at this....outstanding list

The Dreamcatchers done me in, reminds me of an old neighbour who collected similar shit and wore a cowboy hat around house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with cocks bigger than mine.

Women with cocks.

Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.

Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.

More than the usual number of limbs.

Dreamcatchers.

People with "psychic" abilities.

Anyone resembling my grandparents.

Gangrene.

Crimplene.

Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.

People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.

Actually lolled at this....outstanding list

The Dreamcatchers done me in, reminds me of an old neighbour who collected similar shit and wore a cowboy hat around house!"

Waaaaaaa :''')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad toe nails and rubbish kissers - x

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

Ha, Ha

Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear

Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense

Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

Ha, Ha

Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear

Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense

Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie

I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love naked men but not when they leave their socks on horrid thats big big turn off

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Bad toe nails and rubbish kissers - x "

Oh yeah manky toe nails yuck. Ex's used to make cringe x

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

Ha, Ha

Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear

Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense

Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie

I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas

Are they still on offer? May need to get some since the nights are rather chilly recently

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

OH shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes. "

I'm all over the ironing but I bite my nails (dirty habit I know) reckon they even out?

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes. "

An iron?

That's what that setting is for on my tumble dryer! So I don't have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

Ha, Ha

Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear

Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense

Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie

I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas

Are they still on offer? May need to get some since the nights are rather chilly recently

On offer?? I paid full price for mine thankyou!!

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By *ighugs69Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

"Thongs on men

I still have that image of Peter Stringfellow wearing one in my head. Sadly it's one of those things you can't un-see.

I guess for me it's sports wear being used as leisure by people who clearly don't play any sport.

Oo lucky I've got thick skin

Ha, Ha

Just checked you're photos and I don't know about thick, but your skin is certainly a turn on in the rugby supporter gear

Lol and there was me thinking it was a dig at my expense

Depends, do you going shopping in Primark trackie

I do my shopping online in my Asda pyjamas

Are they still on offer? May need to get some since the nights are rather chilly recently

On offer?? I paid full price for mine thankyou!!

I'm normally told to BOGOF when I make an offer

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By *elsh_nomadMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

People who use text speak, poor hygiene and those who are really loud/obnoxious in public places!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes.

An iron?

That's what that setting is for on my tumble dryer! So I don't have too

Nothing worse than a shirt collar which isn't sharp.. Those sort of floppy curled over ones irritate me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes.

I'm all over the ironing but I bite my nails (dirty habit I know) reckon they even out?"
only women know the pain of sharp ragged nails...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad breath. Dirty ragged nails. Unironed clothes.

I'm all over the ironing but I bite my nails (dirty habit I know) reckon they even out? only women know the pain of sharp ragged nails..."

Oh aye I learned that one fairly early on. Nail file is compulsory pre meet prep

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By *randMrsHorny24Couple
over a year ago

South wales

Men who wear socks during sex just not right

Mrs

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

that little bit of pussy stubble that feels like you're rubbing your bell end on 80 grit wet or dry paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that little bit of pussy stubble that feels like you're rubbing your bell end on 80 grit wet or dry paper. "

*bits*

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"love naked men but not when they leave their socks on horrid thats big big turn off

I leave my workboots on so you can't see my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who wear socks during sex just not right

Mrs"

Yeah or cock pics taken over the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hairy butthole!

Don't get me wrong, a nicely maintained public region can look just as good as a clean shave, but there's something about the little black hairs that just makes me think of smuggling spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard skin and cracked heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women with cocks bigger than mine.

Women with cocks.

Enormous peals of laughter when I remove my trousers.

Anyone with bits of cheese sandwich secreted on their person.

More than the usual number of limbs.

Dreamcatchers.

People with "psychic" abilities.

Anyone resembling my grandparents.

Gangrene.

Crimplene.

Anybody whose genitalia resemble roadkill.

People with troubling but unclear memories of appearing on Jim'll Fix It.

Actually lolled at this....outstanding list

The Dreamcatchers done me in, reminds me of an old neighbour who collected similar shit and wore a cowboy hat around house!"

*bows*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy that looks like a badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl that spends a shit load of time in front of a mirror when the house is bogging is a turn off for me!

Failing that, chipped nail polish that been on for weeks or poor hygiene down below are pet hates :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stack of magazines in the toilet…. How much does this girl shit, lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty/long nails (on a man)

Lipstick penises.

Pubes.

Off white underwear.

The P word.

Bodystockings.

Giblet vaginas.

Stupidity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty/long nails (on a man)

Lipstick penises.

Pubes.

Off white underwear.

The P word.

Bodystockings.

Giblet vaginas.

Stupidity.

I don't know if there are any more ways I could be counted out lol...

At least I don't have a giblet vagina... But I have been called one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty/long nails (on a man)

Lipstick penises.

Pubes.

Off white underwear.

The P word.

Bodystockings.

Giblet vaginas.

Stupidity.

I love these! Lipstick penis hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not dressing for age ie- a middle aged man in a snap back

Bald patches

And ugly personalities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love these! Lipstick penis hahaha

Is that one that leaves your lips red, or one you have to give a Chinese burn to get it ready for action?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love these! Lipstick penis hahaha

Is that one that leaves your lips red, or one you have to give a Chinese burn to get it ready for action? "

Ones that look like dog penises/lipsticks.

Just a little odd.

Nawty knows what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love these! Lipstick penis hahaha

Is that one that leaves your lips red, or one you have to give a Chinese burn to get it ready for action?

Ones that look like dog penises/lipsticks.

Just a little odd.

Nawty knows what I mean

Bleurgh

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By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

town

Giblet vaginas best quote pmsl

fannys that look like road kill, big droopy lips and fanny bellys those one's that hide the fanny and are closer to the floor than your knees!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel ill now.... jeez. .this site is meant to make you feel sexy haha

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By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

town

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By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

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"I feel ill now.... jeez. .this site is meant to make you feel sexy haha "

I did have a little wind whilst writing that mind pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with

Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet "

Obviously havent seen the right girl in one

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By *INKYCAT123Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with

Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet

Obviously havent seen the right girl in one

Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with

Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet

Obviously havent seen the right girl in one

I wondered where you'd gone!

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By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

town

"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with

Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet

Obviously havent seen the right girl in one

Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours

I've yet to be convinced otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with

Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet

Obviously havent seen the right girl in one

Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours

I've yet to be convinced otherwise

I have been convinced otherwise by looking at someone's pics today

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By *randMrsHorny24Couple
over a year ago

South wales

"Just for fun thread so no fighting peeps lets go i'm starting with

Bodystockings wtf like and manky feet

Obviously havent seen the right girl in one

Thats right, misd nurse you are so HOT in yours

I've yet to be convinced otherwise

I have been convinced otherwise by looking at someone's pics today

I love mine don't know why people hate them ure all looking at the wrong woman in them

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