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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seen this few months back..responses were hilarious. ..

OK guys... status' you'd probably never see on here......

"Bare with me ladies..inbox is overflowing...too many meet offers..bare with me" - male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to meet the right female for my first meet, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait. (Single guy)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had my tests back..riddled. ..fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No one night stands... longterm offers only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked her for hours and hours until I finally spewed my load... Couldn't feel a thing she had a hole like a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really all that horny today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)

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Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)

Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol mrs"

Oh I've had meets where the messages prior were the best part.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)

Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol mrs"

I remember that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had to be said, he was fucking shit! Thank fuck he had fingers (female)

Ummm should I admit that at one time many moons ago I had a status on my singles profile that was very much the same as this lol mrs

I remember that one "

LOL only because we couldn't stop laughing about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No two bi women are not what I am looking for. - single straight male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had my tests back..riddled. ..fuck..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not really all that horny today"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will earn me a slap but can't resist..

"at least she was a redhead... not nawty nearly called trading standard for false advertising..."

I had better start running now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This will earn me a slap but can't resist..

"at least she was a redhead... not nawty nearly called trading standard for false advertising..."

I had better start running now...."

Watch your lip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking to mess around and waste a few people's time today. Can't meet, wife will kill me.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Does not want a BJ before anyone messages asking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This will earn me a slap but can't resist..

"at least she was a redhead... not nawty nearly called trading standard for false advertising..."

I had better start running now....

Watch your lip x"

You love banter really (I hope or you will be looking to meet me at the singles social for all the wrong reasons)

Sorry can't meet tonight washing my hair - bald single man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with the face pics guys.........cock shots are what we want to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha haha I'm living these :')

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha haha I'm living these :') "

Loving ffs ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Girls just because I'm working in your area doesn't mean I want a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls I am not just a cock I have a mind as well

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Finding this site a piece of piss.

And

Chicks are lapping up my "fancy a fuck" messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies we all know what a fucking fanny looks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking livid, arranged a discreet meet with a lady having to also be ultra discreet due to a sexless marriage - got there, it was only my fucking wife.

C%#*

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

anyone fancy stroking my 2 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm fucking livid, arranged a discreet meet with a lady having to also be ultra discreet due to a sexless marriage - got there, it was only my fucking wife.

C%#* "

Imagine that :''')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies we all know what a fucking fanny looks like "

Buggar was about to do that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two minutes she lasted... She orgasmed rolled over and went to sleep... What about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fucking livid, arranged a discreet meet with a lady having to also be ultra discreet due to a sexless marriage - got there, it was only my fucking wife.

C%#*

Imagine that :''')"

Oh to be a fly on the wall in that situation

Surely that's happened on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody up for a social at my church on Sunday? There's a glory hole in the confession box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the last time just because this is a sex site it doesn't mean I am going to put my cock in everyone

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I'm fucking livid, arranged a discreet meet with a lady having to also be ultra discreet due to a sexless marriage - got there, it was only my fucking wife.

C%#* "

Pmsl love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anybody up for a social at my church on Sunday? There's a glory hole in the confession box "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I hope we don't pull at chams this Friday I'm jealous as fk and last time we played we rowed for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope we don't pull at chams this Friday I'm jealous as fk and last time we played we rowed for days "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop with the messages for sex FFS, I'm only on here because I have no social skills and no friends in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W/E male wanted, sick of husbands little tiddler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope we don't pull at chams this Friday I'm jealous as fk and last time we played we rowed for days "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes girls the pics are real.

It is the size of a peanut.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Who needs pof when I can get loads of offers on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I feel such a dick, just found out that a gum clinic isn't for your gums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love getting requests before we've even spoken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you girls stop addressing the Mr only.....we are a couple!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had the most amazing MFFFFFFF

Fuck my cock is sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I put up a meet now and no oner responds - nawty redhead

(I am in so much trouble lol at least if I keep this up she will come looking for me at the singles social... Hint for you red I will be the one keeping away from stunning looking redhead women lol)

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Got offered a FFM but I don't think I'll bother think I'll wank instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A night at a club with three bi women or a night in on the Xbox... Call of duty it is then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got offered a FFM but I don't think I'll bother think I'll wank instead"

Haha imagine!!!!!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A night at a club with three bi women or a night in on the Xbox... Call of duty it is then."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had the most amazing MFFFFFFF

Fuck my cock is sore "

Aye!!!!! Dreeaaaaaaammm onnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got offered a FFM but I don't think I'll bother think I'll wank instead"

That was only cos I was worried I'd get left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now my crabs and syphilis should be gone - who's gonna let me drain my balls inside them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes ladies that is the sky remote next to my cock and yes it is twice the size of my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally told the misses I've been on here and meeting others... Anybody got a room I could rent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i see is face pix! No cock pics, no reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finally told the misses I've been on here and meeting others... Anybody got a room I could rent?"

Your too good at these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free all day tied to the bed waiting to be used no one shows - single fem

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

This site is so great I think I'll stay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This site is so great I think I'll stay"

Hahaha hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a shag I posted 30 single women contact me offering me all sorts of sexual deviancies... I was only after a dance... This is a site for those that like dancing isn't it?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing away my sky remote if anyone needs an upgrade from a Lynx can ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing away my sky remote if anyone needs an upgrade from a Lynx can ... "

you nearly owed me a new keyboard for spitting out my coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing away my sky remote if anyone needs an upgrade from a Lynx can ...

you nearly owed me a new keyboard for spitting out my coffee..."

Oi! Don't spit ... swallow ... you guys expect us women to! Rosie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing away my sky remote if anyone needs an upgrade from a Lynx can ...

you nearly owed me a new keyboard for spitting out my coffee...

Oi! Don't spit ... swallow ... you guys expect us women to! Rosie "

I just about managed to keep it all in and took it all... like I should....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you all for making my cock pic next to sky remote the most fabbed pic - it means a lot you appreciate my art.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I know you have tits. Seen one seen them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to confess my latest sins in church this evening ... anyone fancy a meet behind the altar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone said risky sex I thought they meant that they wanted to potentially get caught by someone... Not having sex with them was risky because of diseases...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck, wrong website, thought this was an appreciation site for garden swing pro's

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