FabSwingers.com forum: let's have a women's moaning thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where am I going wrong?

Would you fuck me?

I can't measure my fanny against a sky remote???

Meet me to veri me???

Fuck now????

Do you like my bareback pics????

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

"Where am I going wrong?

Would you fuck me?

I can't measure my fanny against a sky remote???

Meet me to veri me???

Fuck now????

Do you like my bareback pics????

Answers on a postcard to....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be carefull you don't drop the remote and it falls in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where am I going wrong?

Would you fuck me?

I can't measure my fanny against a sky remote???

Meet me to veri me???

Fuck now????

Do you like my bareback pics????

Answers on a postcard to....

Oh and

I can't find a fuck buddy

Kiss fuck or pass

Why don't I look like the model on the box in my naughty stuff???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you don't have enough fanny pics on show

Yeah if we could double bag

Try a fire extinguisher

Nah who the feck cares about veris

Hell yeah there ain't an sti in the Universe that I ain't caught yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"be carefull you don't drop the remote and it falls in"

Pmsfl I'd like to think I was tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you don't have enough fanny pics on show

Yeah if we could double bag

Try a fire extinguisher

Nah who the feck cares about veris

Hell yeah there ain't an sti in the Universe that I ain't caught yet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This

However you missed the but I don't want to go to socials I just want to fuck

AND

The bareback pics are with my ex ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a funny post.

"U free now"

1. Absent punctuation mark = annoying

2. Is it that hard to type out the word "you"?

Or.... I am single honest. It's just I can only meet for a couple of hours in the day as I'm busy in the evenings like.

Or..... I am single honest. It's just I can only do hotel meets on business away from home.

Or.... Am I single? Does a bear shit in the woods? Nobody on here is really single are they?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'm gagging for a blow job

My nuts are so full the need emptying!

It's hard work meeting on here!

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

I'm im your area. Want to meet?

8am week day morning. ...what are you doing today then? I'm in fucking work! Where else am I going to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looollll

See guys...how daft/annoying it is when u post such nonsense lol

I'm going to create a new account later then next week start a thread "does anybody actually meet" I'm going to say this site is shit and I'm going to call you all time wasters. ..

Well..I'd have been on a week and no meets?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your up early???

Fancy a fuck???

Um no I look like I've been dragged through a hedge back wards with stinking breath dishing yp weetabix for the kids...

Do I look like I want a fuck????

You look sexy as fuck????

How would you know when u can only see my feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or I bet you can give Dyson a run for its money

But you suck better then Dyson

How the Jeff do you know what a Dyson sucks like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your up early???

Fancy a fuck???

Um no I look like I've been dragged through a hedge back wards with stinking breath dishing yp weetabix for the kids...

Do I look like I want a fuck????

You look sexy as fuck????

How would you know when u can only see my feet

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haaaaaaaa couples can I have a go on your hubby ?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harsh girls....harsh

They ain't all like that

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Harsh girls....harsh

They ain't all like that

No they ain't just moaning about the ones that are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have a womens moaning thread....you'll have to have a womens moaning about a womens moaning thread....

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By *RH and HRNCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Its a sex site and I've been here 2 minutes and no one's offered me sex yet!!!

Must be on the wrong site . . I do better on a night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it wrong that I am finding this thread very amnusing

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

No its proper funny but sad to say oh so true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it wrong that I am finding this thread very amnusing"

Not the only one cheering me up on my night shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the "can I pop in on my way into/out of work, 4 or 5am

Wtf, when I ask if they get much success with that line they always reply "not yet ". Too dull to even amend their approach

Because of course, we are just sat here 24/7 waiting to be visited by handsome studs like them x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm so glad I cheered to all up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread -- definitely made us smile -- much better getting ladies to moan with pleasure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome thread!! Made me lol.

This may be a sex site but that doesn't mean we have to drop our knickers for every guy that sends a sexy message like... 'meet?' Or 'fancy a fuck?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awesome thread!! Made me lol.

This may be a sex site but that doesn't mean we have to drop our knickers for every guy that sends a sexy message like... 'meet?' Or 'fancy a fuck?' "

That's where I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im free now

Im free later

Im free all day

Meet now?

My cock is so hard for you!!

All these messages grip my shit!!!! Some of us have lives and might not want to drop everything to come fuck you coz you are free now!!! As for cock being hard for ME....fuck off!! Any holes a goal and you are just trying my net!!

Rant over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna meet now?

Why?

Because I'm busy with family

What about when their in bed?

What about let's not

Why do we have to explain every aspect of our life's and if you say your just not meeting it leads to a long list of why not?

What about just meeting me?

What about a social?

Ermm I'm pretty sure a social counts as a meet

Ok can you just veri me anyway then

Lol

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By *ough n ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Caerphilly ish

So I can't ask in here what am I doing wrong..... why can't I get a meet sort of question then?

(Mike)

Pmsl..... oh and my sky remote is very small so I always look bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sky remote is generally an indication that the guy either plays with one or the other - nothing to do with cock size I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooooo I'm gona ruin you is another

Or im gona make you squeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you want my hard cock inside you

Oh yes I don't know how I've managed to last this long without it lol

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

right now i know were i go wrong, i'm far to polite with my msging instead of how are you i like your profile i should be saying you know you want my ginger cock in your minge ta for the heads up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you want my hard cock inside you

Oh yes I don't know how I've managed to last this long without it lol "

Pmsfl!!! Us girls are always dying for a shag!! Oh hell boys im free now! Drop everything!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right now i know were i go wrong, i'm far to polite with my msging instead of how are you i like your profile i should be saying you know you want my ginger cock in your minge ta for the heads up lol

Yep must be where I am going wrong as well... Apart from I am not a ginger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah baby

I don't even want you to shave

I love a ginger bush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you want my hard cock inside you

Oh yes I don't know how I've managed to last this long without it lol

Pmsfl!!! Us girls are always dying for a shag!! Oh hell boys im free now! Drop everything!!!

If their not to busy that is

As they have lives we don't

Some think we just sit around waiting for the next guy to message then jump at the chance of sex

Oh wait is this where I'm going wrong in being bloody selfish lol

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

let's have a women's moaning thread

Its ok, they have status's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let's have a women's moaning thread

Its ok, they have status's"

touche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The misses knows I'm on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's so nice to have a fun thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The misses knows I'm on here

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and cock pics!!! How many ugly cock pics does one profile need??? You have a cock we get it!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Can I ask you a question,

You just did

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By *eswillMan
over a year ago

Chepstow

let's have a women's moaning thread.

There me thinking "women moaning thread" could of been very different thing on a sex site. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question,

You just did

Haha and if you say "No" they fucking ask it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question,

You just did

Haha and if you say "No" they fucking ask it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask you a question,

You just did

Haha and if you say "No" they fucking ask it anyway

Hahaha!!! :')

Men!!!!!

Yet we are all on here looking for a bugga for an hr :') xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't live with them, can't live without them

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Can't live with them, can't live without them

Can't legally kill em either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gagging for a blow job

My nuts are so full the need emptying!

Well, that's my entire fucking repertoire shot to bits.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I'm gagging for a blow job

My nuts are so full the need emptying!

Well, that's my entire fucking repertoire shot to bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm im your area. Want to meet?

8am week day morning. ...what are you doing today then? I'm in fucking work! Where else am I going to be"

Down the bingo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me how long are you lot going to winge for its ok i can say whatever i want must be blocked by most women on here by now

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"fuck me how long are you lot going to winge for its ok i can say whatever i want must be blocked by most women on here by now"

Guys give us so much to work with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me how long are you lot going to winge for its ok i can say whatever i want must be blocked by most women on here by now

Guys give us so much to work with

You should be so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fuck me how long are you lot going to winge for its ok i can say whatever i want must be blocked by most women on here by now

Guys give us so much to work with

well you got cock pic on your profile there's one growing between your tits

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"fuck me how long are you lot going to winge for its ok i can say whatever i want must be blocked by most women on here by now

Guys give us so much to work with

well you got cock pic on your profile there's one growing between your tits "

That's cause mine bigger than most blokes like to put em to shame showing what I can give myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this has gone a bit quite so time to get things moving you women are always moaning about something saw some on the news in the week moaning about men being paid more well maybe if you worked as hard you would be paid the same

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"this has gone a bit quite so time to get things moving you women are always moaning about something saw some on the news in the week moaning about men being paid more well maybe if you worked as hard you would be paid the same"

See this was a simple thread that was light hearted and funny but some have to go one step further

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder why he Has only had one social meet in over a year

He probably turned up and told her she had to buy her own drink equal rights and all that Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be honest in my line of work women get paid the same and why not but they don't have to put up with as much shit of gangs of boys as i do off groups of women

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"to be honest in my line of work women get paid the same and why not but they don't have to put up with as much shit of gangs of boys as i do off groups of women "

No one has mentioned about equal rights and pay! We're all on about the things that is said to is on a daily basis on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to be honest in my line of work women get paid the same and why not but they don't have to put up with as much shit of gangs of boys as i do off groups of women

No one has mentioned about equal rights and pay! We're all on about the things that is said to is on a daily basis on fab"

They say a woman's work is never done. THAT'S why they get paid less.

D'Arcy OUT

*drops mic, exits stage left*

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"to be honest in my line of work women get paid the same and why not but they don't have to put up with as much shit of gangs of boys as i do off groups of women

No one has mentioned about equal rights and pay! We're all on about the things that is said to is on a daily basis on fab

They say a woman's work is never done. THAT'S why they get paid less.

D'Arcy OUT

*drops mic, exits stage left*"

Brr you are gonna get an arse kicking when I see you next

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"to be honest in my line of work women get paid the same and why not but they don't have to put up with as much shit of gangs of boys as i do off groups of women

No one has mentioned about equal rights and pay! We're all on about the things that is said to is on a daily basis on fab

They say a woman's work is never done. THAT'S why they get paid less.

D'Arcy OUT

*drops mic, exits stage left*

Brr you are gonna get an arse kicking when I see you next

And I'll help you! I'll hold him down you kick hom lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two will have to stand on each other's shoulders to reach

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"to be honest in my line of work women get paid the same and why not but they don't have to put up with as much shit of gangs of boys as i do off groups of women

No one has mentioned about equal rights and pay! We're all on about the things that is said to is on a daily basis on fab

They say a woman's work is never done. THAT'S why they get paid less.

D'Arcy OUT

*drops mic, exits stage left*"

It's never done because they are all in here moaning lol

Right you've all had your fun get back in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha i did have to get giggle at these comments is that wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best yet -' it's true what they're saying about you in the forum. You've proved them right.'

Apparently I'm a rude and arrogant young lady because although I've replied with a thank you to a training related question, I don't wish to describe myself to someone who's messaged me with no public photos, no veris displayed and a profile about needing a second sucking dry in Ponty.

Day made.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"You two will have to stand on each other's shoulders to reach

You are not that tall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best yet -' it's true what they're saying about you in the forum. You've proved them right.'

Day made.

Some people don't half come out with some stuff. I mean, "lady"?!?

Oh.

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

"You two will have to stand on each other's shoulders to reach

That's fighting talk my boy!!

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

You have a lovely eye ... whats the other one like...

It matches the one you can bloody see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a lovely eye ... whats the other one like...

It matches the one you can bloody see!"

It's a fair question though. You might have an eyepatch. Or a glass eye. Or heterochromia (which my tiny brain thinks might be the word for having two different coloured eyes, but is probably wrong). Or have a magic 8 ball in there. I dunno.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a lovely eye ... whats the other one like...

It matches the one you can bloody see!

Carry on and she prob give u a black eye pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would like to fuck you but cannot wait until venus aligns with mars and you are in the mood .

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By *heep2405Man
over a year ago

Newport

Pmsl just read all of this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guy....

I'm looking for a women amazing at sex

Me.....

Good luck with your search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy....

I'm looking for a women amazing at sex

Me.....

Good luck with your search

lol maybe you could recommend a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guy....

I'm looking for a women amazing at sex

Me.....

Good luck with your search

lol maybe you could recommend a friend "

Remind what one of them are??

Hahahaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy....

I'm looking for a women amazing at sex

Me.....

Good luck with your search

lol maybe you could recommend a friend

Remind what one of them are??

Hahahaah

Which ever one is really bored

And likes a guy who is arrogant

Oh she must like amazing sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best if you birds leave the moaning to the real men and get on with your house work ffs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Housework?

That's what kids are for lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Housework?

That's what kids are for lol

I thought they were for use as canaries in mines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I blow my load in you

wtfl

Just received this

Lol um nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lovely worded, lengthy message this afternoon, the short story, could he cum & pee all over me, cum up my arse n leave, weeelllll now let me think about that...

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Guy messaged me this week, informing me he doesn't attend socials as the profiles that they attract are all weirdos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guy messaged me this week, informing me he doesn't attend socials as the profiles that they attract are all weirdos!

Haha, fuck him. He can sit at home wanking whilst us lot at the socials get it on like bunnies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No playing in the socials thou ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No playing in the socials thou ha ha "

Not at the social but afterward

Or even meeting people and arranging something for another time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl this is actually a good read love it!

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By *heep2405Man
over a year ago

Newport

Ha ha funny as fuck

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