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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

OK let's have a little laugh and cheer ourselves up ad it's Monday what's the best and worst introduction lines you've had and the most original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last time i posted on a similar thread, the entire thread was removed lol

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Was it that bad then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I could possibly choose from the worst as I've had so many strange first messages.

Most annoying is just a simple 'we fuckin n'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got bacon or shall we pick up some on the way to yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you...."

He needs a doctor seriously....one of those head doctors

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you...."

You can't fix stupid can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you....

You can't fix stupid can you "

He was actually shocked I turned him down lol

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you....

You can't fix stupid can you

He was actually shocked I turned him down lol"

Stupid is like being dead you don't know your dead but everyone else does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i guess my favourite bad one is ' did i used to play rugby with you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i guess my favourite bad one is ' did i used to play rugby with you?' "

That is beyond weird lol....did they???? Hehehe

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"i guess my favourite bad one is ' did i used to play rugby with you?'

That is beyond weird lol....did they???? Hehehe "

I'm lost with that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i guess my favourite bad one is ' did i used to play rugby with you?'

That is beyond weird lol....did they???? Hehehe

I'm lost with that one lol"

was when i had a face pic on profile....I was never blessed with good looks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size'

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size' "

God some people can't handle rejection can they it's simple we not attracted to everyone and not everyone attracted to us quite simple really why abuse someone do they think they will change their minds that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size' "

Haha I turned down a young boy and he told me I was a wrinkly old cunt lol xx

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size' "

Oh he sounds like a right charmer! Knicker dropping charm

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm almost embarrassed for being the same gender as these idiots

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,


"Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you...."

He's obviously a brad pit lookalike with a 10" cock

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you....

He's obviously a brad pit lookalike with a 10" cock "

Or Mr grey with a 12inch and fully equipped dungeon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok here goes....you're fat and I wouldn't want to be seen out with you but if you're any good I'll fuck you....

He's obviously a brad pit lookalike with a 10" cock "

Nope Skinny with a weaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never received and introduction email.

I try to tie it into a status post. Some are really crap.

Hate to do them but they have to be done to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite first message was

"Omg your tough as fuck love"

I replied oh yeah?

He replied na your fucking mint but u looked like a fiery one and I knew you'd reply...

Hahaha loved it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite first message was

"Omg your tough as fuck love"

I replied oh yeah?

He replied na your fucking mint but u looked like a fiery one and I knew you'd reply...

Hahaha loved it!"

Rough***

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"My favourite first message was

"Omg your tough as fuck love"

I replied oh yeah?

He replied na your fucking mint but u looked like a fiery one and I knew you'd reply...

Hahaha loved it!

Rough***"

Good effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size'

Oh he sounds like a right charmer! Knicker dropping charm "

I didn't even know there were sites specifically for people 5ft 3

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By *nyoneup4fun OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size'

Oh he sounds like a right charmer! Knicker dropping charm

I didn't even know there were sites specifically for people 5ft 3 "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size'

Oh he sounds like a right charmer! Knicker dropping charm

I didn't even know there were sites specifically for people 5ft 3

Brilliant "

You go girl ...If you find one 5'3" and under let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size'

Oh he sounds like a right charmer! Knicker dropping charm

I didn't even know there were sites specifically for people 5ft 3

Brilliant

You go girl ...If you find one 5'3" and under let me know "

will do

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"another time, I had turned down this guy so his response was ' oh I have a hot girlfriend anyway so why don't you fuck off this site and find one for people your own size'

Oh he sounds like a right charmer! Knicker dropping charm

I didn't even know there were sites specifically for people 5ft 3 "

Hahaha love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone wank????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the worst was ... how about if I follow you home in the dark......?

can't think of a best.....

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