FabSwingers.com forum: What quotes to teach my parrot?

By *STAXx OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ramdom question but know there are some quality senses of humour out there so thought I'd throw the question out there and see if anyone comes up with a good idea for me

I have an African grey parrot and he can talk the hind legs off a donkey

N I've obviously been teaching him stupid movie quotes such

as "so long gay boys" from hangover and various others

So if you had a parrot what would you teach it to say?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Good Evening Infidels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bus wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either some Kevin Bloody Wilson or Monty Python depending on how clean you wanted to keep it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'll be back.

Come with me if you want to live.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Dude, where's my car?

If the rooms a'rockin', don't come a knockin'

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

How you doin'? (Joey from Friends)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you looking at me?"

"head to the chopper"

"I'll be blowing your fucking brains out when I come" grosse point blanc

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

There can be only one

Better to burn out than fade away

Yippy kai yay

Get busy living

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By *STAXx OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Some good arnie quotes are definitely on the list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhhh Maddie" that will get people talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Gimger quotes Stax? Ashamed of you!

If it doesn't already say the Airborne panties quote then that!

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

We have a parot and amongst her repertoire she makes sex noises. She gets louder and louder till she reaches a climax lol. Very awkward in the summer when the windows n doors are open and the neighbours are out

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By *STAXx OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Lol no not taught it any ginger quotes kgirl

And bonny n Clyde

Mine has started to do the same and I've resorted to being like a teenager at my mum n dad's house again

Ie watching porn on mute again

lol

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

"Lol no not taught it any ginger quotes kgirl

And bonny n Clyde

Mine has started to do the same and I've resorted to being like a teenager at my mum n dad's house again

Ie watching porn on mute again

lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole Ezekiel 25:17 speech that Samuel L. Jackson does in Pulp Fiction

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By *STAXx OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The whole Ezekiel 25:17 speech that Samuel L. Jackson does in Pulp Fiction "

Lol he does alright with one liners (just like his owner) but think I'd struggle to learn that word for word never mind a parrot lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

If they learn to swear their value if you ever wanted to sell it on goes down

But if you have no intentions of ever selling there are multitude of good one

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread my wings and fly.

Fly me to the moon.

Can you be my fluffer?

Crash and burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The whole Ezekiel 25:17 speech that Samuel L. Jackson does in Pulp Fiction

Lol he does alright with one liners (just like his owner) but think I'd struggle to learn that word for word never mind a parrot lol"

When I met her, your bird seemed very intelligent. Oh.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

When you and your meet get naked you hear

Fill your hands you son of a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a funny video with a parrot spreading its wings while saying 'I'm an eagle'

If I still had mine I would teach him that

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Seen a funny video with a parrot spreading its wings while saying 'I'm an eagle'

If I still had mine I would teach him that

That's a good one!

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