FabSwingers.com forum: Welsh Facts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just read a thread in the lounge about true(or possibly not) but useless facts, so I'm going to kick one off in here, the only difference being that these facts have to have a welsh link. Ok so here goes

After a battle Owain Glyndwr would cut the noses off the enemies dead, and insert them into their anus !

Laver bread is actully made from the lava of welsh volcanos !

There is no welsh word for Homosexuality because there was never a need !

The first man on the moon was actually welsh, his name was Jones the rocket, and he came from Abercwmboi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the Welsh are actually all English !!! When England was invaded by the Normans / Vikings in the East all the English fled to the West and settled there. This later became Wales hence the Welsh are all English !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True mick i wasnt gonna say thta cause that it would go on and start summat pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tiger bay werent, invaded by the english tho lol that was invaded by the rest of the world no english there lolol few welsh tho he he

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By *iggers4uCouple
over a year ago

Over down by There

Also, England is slipping gently into the North Sea, whilst Wales is rising up out of the Irish sea..........several million years and who'll be laffin' then ??? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That the Welsh are actually all English !!! When England was invaded by the Normans / Vikings in the East all the English fled to the West and settled there. This later became Wales hence the Welsh are all English !!!

There are many rumours about this Llan, but believe me after the extensive research I've carried out these are the facts.

The vikings and the romans invaded england and controlled it, the vikings raped and pilliged both women and men, that's the reason for so many homosexual english men, the romans wore dresses, and actually coined the word Homosexual as a reference to all english men. The vikings never invaded Wales cos they was too scared, the romans did but only got away with it cos they knew the welsh men wouldn't fight anything in a dress. This is historical fact, it can be proven without doubt, I have reference books available should you wish to peruse them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In 1965 Capel Celyn was evacuated and flooded to make a reservoir to provide water for Liverpool !

2010 Every available welsh man has pissed in that reservoir after drinking 16 pints of brains s.a !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Welsh Flag is the only flag of the constituent countries of the UK not to be incorporated into the Union Flag !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The world's longest railroad station name is in Wales. -Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.

and also Sheep population of Wales is four times greater than that of humans. (3 million versus 12 million) pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In 1965 Capel Celyn was evacuated and flooded to make a reservoir to provide water for Liverpool !

2010 Every available welsh man has pissed in that reservoir after drinking 16 pints of brains s.a !"

pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Welshmen may have settled America before Columbus.

2. Canada was explored and mapped by a Welshman.

3. America may have taken its name from a Welshman.

4. Pennsylvania is not named after William Penn.

5. St. Patrick was not an Irishman.

6. Wales is not represented on the British Flag.

7. A pungent vegetable is the national emblem of Wales.

8. The Welsh language is not Gaelic.

9. The modern Olympics did not begin in Athens.

10. A Welshman invented Lawn Tennis in Wales.

11. Welsh Immigrants began The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

12. The Prince of Wales is not Welsh.

13. Golf's Stableford System was invented in Wales.

14. A Welshman was responsible for the mid-19th century US industrial might.

15. The Holy Grail is found in Wales.

16. A Welshman founded The New York Times.

17. A Welsh-American invented the automobile.

18. The world's biggest second-hand bookshop is in Wales.

19. Thanks to a Welshman hanged for murder, Britain has no Death Penalty.

20. The names of three geological divisions are derived from Wales.

21. Tre'r Ceiri is the largest Iron-Age fort in northwestern Europe.

22. A Welshman translated the first English account of the New World.

23. The world's longest railroad station name is in Wales.

24. Welshmen invented two important mathematical symbols.

25. Three leading universities owe their founding to Welshmen.

26. Wales is the most important sheep raising area in Europe.

27. The world's first mail-order shopping began in Newtown, Wales.

28. The last Briton to die in WW I was a Welshman.

29. Welsh gypsies were the last speak Romani in Europe.

30. A Welshman composed the music for the 1998 Academy Awards.

31. A Welshman discovered the link between Asian and European Languages.

32. One of the world's greatest botanic gardens is taking shape in Wales.

33. The earth's highest mountain is named after a Welshman.

34. The world's first wireless transmission took place in Wales.

35. A Welsh amputee conquered Everest.

36. Welshman Overdosed on Valium.

37. Public Enemy Number One was a Welshman.

38. Welsh Prison was Training Ground for IRA.

39. America's Oldest Ethnic Society is Welsh.

40. Cardiff is Home toWorld's Largest Retractable-Roof Arena.

41. The "Ugly House" was was built and inhabited in one day.

42. A Welsh coracle crossed the English Channel in 1974.

43. The Mumbles Swansea Railroad was the first to accept paying passengers.

44. A Welshman was the first to transmit and receive radio waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name Wales comes from the Cymraeg word Gwalia, meaning in English "Homeland". It later became Latinized as Walia, then by the Normans to something like Wal-es....then Wales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Welshmen may have settled America before Columbus.

2. Canada was explored and mapped by a Welshman.

3. America may have taken its name from a Welshman.

4. Pennsylvania is not named after William Penn.

5. St. Patrick was not an Irishman.

6. Wales is not represented on the British Flag.

7. A pungent vegetable is the national emblem of Wales.

8. The Welsh language is not Gaelic.

9. The modern Olympics did not begin in Athens.

10. A Welshman invented Lawn Tennis in Wales.

11. Welsh Immigrants began The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

12. The Prince of Wales is not Welsh.

13. Golf's Stableford System was invented in Wales.

14. A Welshman was responsible for the mid-19th century US industrial might.

15. The Holy Grail is found in Wales.

16. A Welshman founded The New York Times.

17. A Welsh-American invented the automobile.

18. The world's biggest second-hand bookshop is in Wales.

19. Thanks to a Welshman hanged for murder, Britain has no Death Penalty.

20. The names of three geological divisions are derived from Wales.

21. Tre'r Ceiri is the largest Iron-Age fort in northwestern Europe.

22. A Welshman translated the first English account of the New World.

23. The world's longest railroad station name is in Wales.

24. Welshmen invented two important mathematical symbols.

25. Three leading universities owe their founding to Welshmen.

26. Wales is the most important sheep raising area in Europe.

27. The world's first mail-order shopping began in Newtown, Wales.

28. The last Briton to die in WW I was a Welshman.

29. Welsh gypsies were the last speak Romani in Europe.

30. A Welshman composed the music for the 1998 Academy Awards.

31. A Welshman discovered the link between Asian and European Languages.

32. One of the world's greatest botanic gardens is taking shape in Wales.

33. The earth's highest mountain is named after a Welshman.

34. The world's first wireless transmission took place in Wales.

35. A Welsh amputee conquered Everest.

36. Welshman Overdosed on Valium.

37. Public Enemy Number One was a Welshman.

38. Welsh Prison was Training Ground for IRA.

39. America's Oldest Ethnic Society is Welsh.

40. Cardiff is Home toWorld's Largest Retractable-Roof Arena.

41. The "Ugly House" was was built and inhabited in one day.

42. A Welsh coracle crossed the English Channel in 1974.

43. The Mumbles Swansea Railroad was the first to accept paying passengers.

44. A Welshman was the first to transmit and receive radio waves "

45.A Welshman,Francis Lewis of Llandaff, added his signature to the United States Declaration of Independence :P

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By *ree-willyMan
over a year ago

Near Ferndale

"Just read a thread in the lounge about true(or possibly not) but useless facts, so I'm going to kick one off in here, the only difference being that these facts have to have a welsh link. Ok so here goes

After a battle Owain Glyndwr would cut the noses off the enemies dead, and insert them into their anus ! MMm nice!

Laver bread is actully made from the lava of welsh volcanos ! and these are where?

There is no welsh word for Homosexuality because there was never a need ! That's YOU that is mun!

The first man on the moon was actually welsh, his name was Jones the rocket, and he came from Abercwmboi ! thought that was Jones The Steam?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a battle Owain Glyndwr would cut the noses off the enemies dead, and insert them into their anus ! MMm nice!

Laver bread is actully made from the lava of welsh volcanos ! and these are where? in wales derrrrrrrrr

There is no welsh word for Homosexuality because there was never a need ! That's YOU that is mun! noit's u, u is english

The first man on the moon was actually welsh, his name was Jones the rocket, and he came from Abercwmboi ! thought that was Jones The Steam?"
no he invented the first train, dai and kara Jones-oke invented the karaoke

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By *ipstickCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"1. Welshmen may have settled America before Columbus.

2. Canada was explored and mapped by a Welshman.

3. America may have taken its name from a Welshman.

4. Pennsylvania is not named after William Penn.

5. St. Patrick was not an Irishman.

6. Wales is not represented on the British Flag.

7. A pungent vegetable is the national emblem of Wales.

8. The Welsh language is not Gaelic.

9. The modern Olympics did not begin in Athens.

10. A Welshman invented Lawn Tennis in Wales.

11. Welsh Immigrants began The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

12. The Prince of Wales is not Welsh.

13. Golf's Stableford System was invented in Wales.

14. A Welshman was responsible for the mid-19th century US industrial might.

15. The Holy Grail is found in Wales.

16. A Welshman founded The New York Times.

17. A Welsh-American invented the automobile.

18. The world's biggest second-hand bookshop is in Wales.

19. Thanks to a Welshman hanged for murder, Britain has no Death Penalty.

20. The names of three geological divisions are derived from Wales.

21. Tre'r Ceiri is the largest Iron-Age fort in northwestern Europe.

22. A Welshman translated the first English account of the New World.

23. The world's longest railroad station name is in Wales.

24. Welshmen invented two important mathematical symbols.

25. Three leading universities owe their founding to Welshmen.

26. Wales is the most important sheep raising area in Europe.

27. The world's first mail-order shopping began in Newtown, Wales.

28. The last Briton to die in WW I was a Welshman.

29. Welsh gypsies were the last speak Romani in Europe.

30. A Welshman composed the music for the 1998 Academy Awards.

31. A Welshman discovered the link between Asian and European Languages.

32. One of the world's greatest botanic gardens is taking shape in Wales.

33. The earth's highest mountain is named after a Welshman.

34. The world's first wireless transmission took place in Wales.

35. A Welsh amputee conquered Everest.

36. Welshman Overdosed on Valium.

37. Public Enemy Number One was a Welshman.

38. Welsh Prison was Training Ground for IRA.

39. America's Oldest Ethnic Society is Welsh.

40. Cardiff is Home toWorld's Largest Retractable-Roof Arena.

41. The "Ugly House" was was built and inhabited in one day.

42. A Welsh coracle crossed the English Channel in 1974.

43. The Mumbles Swansea Railroad was the first to accept paying passengers.

44. A Welshman was the first to transmit and receive radio waves

45.A Welshman,Francis Lewis of Llandaff, added his signature to the United States Declaration of Independence :P"

46 . Jack Daniels invented his world famous beverage in Pontardawe - BEFORE he emigrated to America !!!

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By *ifestooshort1Man
over a year ago

Near Cardiff

Cardiff is home to the worlds oldest record shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many rumours about this Llan, but believe me after the extensive research I've carried out these are the facts.

Smiffy dude girl actually wet herself laffin and I cried !!!!!

Forums are getting better and better .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Welshmen may have settled America before Columbus.

2. Canada was explored and mapped by a Welshman.

3. America may have taken its name from a Welshman.

4. Pennsylvania is not named after William Penn.

5. St. Patrick was not an Irishman.

6. Wales is not represented on the British Flag.

7. A pungent vegetable is the national emblem of Wales.

8. The Welsh language is not Gaelic.

9. The modern Olympics did not begin in Athens.

10. A Welshman invented Lawn Tennis in Wales.

11. Welsh Immigrants began The Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

12. The Prince of Wales is not Welsh.

13. Golf's Stableford System was invented in Wales.

14. A Welshman was responsible for the mid-19th century US industrial might.

15. The Holy Grail is found in Wales.

16. A Welshman founded The New York Times.

17. A Welsh-American invented the automobile.

18. The world's biggest second-hand bookshop is in Wales.

19. Thanks to a Welshman hanged for murder, Britain has no Death Penalty.

20. The names of three geological divisions are derived from Wales.

21. Tre'r Ceiri is the largest Iron-Age fort in northwestern Europe.

22. A Welshman translated the first English account of the New World.

23. The world's longest railroad station name is in Wales.

24. Welshmen invented two important mathematical symbols.

25. Three leading universities owe their founding to Welshmen.

26. Wales is the most important sheep raising area in Europe.

27. The world's first mail-order shopping began in Newtown, Wales.

28. The last Briton to die in WW I was a Welshman.

29. Welsh gypsies were the last speak Romani in Europe.

30. A Welshman composed the music for the 1998 Academy Awards.

31. A Welshman discovered the link between Asian and European Languages.

32. One of the world's greatest botanic gardens is taking shape in Wales.

33. The earth's highest mountain is named after a Welshman.

34. The world's first wireless transmission took place in Wales.

35. A Welsh amputee conquered Everest.

36. Welshman Overdosed on Valium.

37. Public Enemy Number One was a Welshman.

38. Welsh Prison was Training Ground for IRA.

39. America's Oldest Ethnic Society is Welsh.

40. Cardiff is Home toWorld's Largest Retractable-Roof Arena.

41. The "Ugly House" was was built and inhabited in one day.

42. A Welsh coracle crossed the English Channel in 1974.

43. The Mumbles Swansea Railroad was the first to accept paying passengers.

44. A Welshman was the first to transmit and receive radio waves

45.A Welshman,Francis Lewis of Llandaff, added his signature to the United States Declaration of Independence :P

46 . Jack Daniels invented his world famous beverage in Pontardawe - BEFORE he emigrated to America !!! "

47 The Welsh invented the "Jolly Roger" flag. Bartholomew Roberts from Pembroke.

(Always knew I was in the company of Pirates !!!!!)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Nah....

Britain was populated with tribes of Celts, and when the Normans (correctly pointed out to be of viking decent) invaded, these tribes were pushed west (Wales), south west (Cornwall), and north (Scotland). The Irish island hopped up the west coast, invaded Scotland and pretty much wiped out the Celts there, the Cornish were assimilated into "English" culture, only the Welsh remained pure (ish lol). The "English" came about from the mixing of the Normans and the other European "immigrants" of the time, so anyone claiming to be English has a "mongrel" pedigree lol!

After the campaigns (in the 1400's) of the last man to have any claim to the throne of Wales, Owain Glyndwr, such was the reputation for the fearlessness and loyalty of Welsh warriors that many royal families of Europe employed Welsh bodyguards.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"The name Wales comes from the Cymraeg word Gwalia, meaning in English "Homeland". It later became Latinized as Walia, then by the Normans to something like Wal-es....then Wales.

I thought it came from the word "walesa" meaning "stranger", given by the first Romans to fight against the Celts, who, some historians claim, had no word for "surrender" in old welsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it here any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like it here any way

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah....

English by birth, Welsh by choice, but a mongrel ???? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This must be true coz my grandad told me!

A legion of romans were going down the isca road when they heard a welsh voice calling them for a fight from behind a wall, 10 of them jumped over n sounds of an almighty battle could be heard, after a min, the voice said that all you got send 50 n I'll beat them as well!! Over they go, never to return, strong welsh voice says send 100 n i'll beat them... Just as the troops were about to go over a roman voice shouted out!!! It's a trap there's 2 of em!!! It's true that is innit

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By *ipstickCouple
over a year ago

swansea

"This must be true coz my grandad told me!

You forgot to add that the 2 Welsh were actually women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, they all must be true, they are on the Internet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The welsh word mikenkez when roughly translated into english means

Old grey fart with lovely lady

Now this a fact !!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welsh Inventions

The light bulb (jones the lectric)

The steam train (jones the puff)

The jet engine (jones the plane)

The microwvae oven (jones the ding)

The tellyvision (jones the bbc)

The internet (jones the web)

and last but not least Microsoft was invented by our own Mike, he named it after his willy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wales isnt a country its a princapality!

the welsh are just irish who couldnt swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may have been done already...

Welsj is the oldest language in europe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all i know is you cant get better than a proper welsh breakfast with cockles and laverbread from penclawdd and thick cut bacon from swansea market mmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh Inventions

The light bulb (jones the lectric)

The steam train (jones the puff)

The jet engine (jones the plane)

The microwvae oven (jones the ding)

The tellyvision (jones the bbc)

The internet (jones the web)

and last but not least Microsoft was invented by our own Mike, he named it after his willy !"

Rex scratches head and wonders what jones the big black cock was doing involved with tellyvision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky I'm thick skinned n stupid or col's comments would hurt my feelings!!!! Pmsl

But you forgot the most important welshman

Dia de'ath the undertaker jones the coal's brother who's davis's the flower next door neighbours best mates sister!!! Innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did his mam used to keep duck's mike?

I think her brother was Jones the loaf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that was taffy the apple's m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about fishgaurds local prostitute:mrs Gladys Upstairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know her sisters second cousins aunties brothers niece Gladys Allover, but I dont think she's a prossie

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