FabSwingers.com forum: Body Lotion

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you had a body lotion produced and named after you. What would it be called?

mine would be : orgasmic smoothy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mike Hock's Milk

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Mike Hock's Milk "

Yep that'll sell well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc "

that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc

that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt

Which of course is nothing like reality..

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc

that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt

Which of course is nothing like reality.. "

I wouldn't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc

that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt

Which of course is nothing like reality..

I wouldn't know

Not a great way to sell yourself to women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2p1s

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

L'eau De Peach, think I produce enough to begin bottling straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovers lascivious lotion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be Jaded. It would contain coconut oil and jojoba, with base notes of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc

that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt

Which of course is nothing like reality..

I wouldn't know

Not a great way to sell yourself to women lol

I'm rather hoping some of my... er... associates... might turn up and back me up here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be Jaded. It would contain coconut oil and jojoba, with base notes of sex. "

That actually sounds gorgeous tbh. Rub me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be Jaded. It would contain coconut oil and jojoba, with base notes of sex.

That actually sounds gorgeous tbh. Rub me down.

*opens popcorn and lotion bottle*

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Mike Hock's Milk

Yep that'll sell well!

Just imagine the advert

Oh I can

It'd be in a pump bottle, obviously. Pump pump squirt etc

that's made me giggle 2 pumps and a squirt

Which of course is nothing like reality..

I wouldn't know

Not a great way to sell yourself to women lol

I'm rather hoping some of my... er... associates... might turn up and back me up here!

He aunt that bad I suppose

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Ain't even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably either

N.s.a. Or eau de knot !

Based on Hawaiian tropic sun lotion lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be Jaded. It would contain coconut oil and jojoba, with base notes of sex.

That actually sounds gorgeous tbh. Rub me down.

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anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

jade bottle it ya make a fortune love lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juicy mine would be called n it would smell of my cunt

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