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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There was a horse galloping in a field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a horse galloping in a field"

Awh Kitten, is this another trick one? It's too early/late for me

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Nope I don't get it either Peachy

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Someone forgot to lock the stable door so the horse bolted ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood too close to watch and got sprayed with mud. Moral of the story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to go to the laundrette to wash their clothes

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Stood too close to watch and got sprayed with mud. Moral of the story? "

People who stand too close to mud are liable to get sprayed with mud?

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Stood too close to watch and got sprayed with mud. Moral of the story? "

He who laughs last cannot make the horse drink the water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stood too close to watch and got sprayed with mud. Moral of the story?

He who laughs last cannot make the horse drink the water? "
lol possibly the most random moral related to mud hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on guys play the game

there's an action, followed by consequences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys play the game

there's an action, followed by consequences

"
Man in kilt . Swoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys play the game

there's an action, followed by consequences

Man in kilt . Swoon. "

swooning you fall into my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour horse is it?

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"What colour horse is it?"

Genius question lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What colour horse is it?

Genius question lol"

blue

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted leaves your horses out in the cold but only in winter or in eternally cold climates.

Bit of a stretch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted leaves your horses out in the cold but only in winter or in eternally cold climates.

Bit of a stretch? "

but the lady of the manor was shagging the stable hand who helped her keep her horses warm and safe inside the stables when they managed to getr them after they bolted, except for one stall in the stable which had a swing in it and..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable

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Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable

Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol "

That would explain the strange taste in her mouth and the color of her tongue.. Her husband just thought she was addicted to the blue slush puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable

Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol

That would explain the strange taste in her mouth and the color of her tongue.. Her husband just thought she was addicted to the blue slush puppies "

And unicorns cum have magic Powers that when you drink it, it keeps you looking young and let's face it, the lady was 70 but looked only 25....... Any unicorns on fab by any chance? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The blue horse was unruly, perhaps untrainable

Maybe it wasn't a horse, but a unicorn and was trying to escape the lady of the manor coz he was sick of her using his horn to pleasure herself lol

That would explain the strange taste in her mouth and the color of her tongue.. Her husband just thought she was addicted to the blue slush puppies

And unicorns cum have magic Powers that when you drink it, it keeps you looking young and let's face it, the lady was 70 but looked only 25....... Any unicorns on fab by any chance? Lol "

I know of a few dickheads but i guess thats not quite the same

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By *etes-dragonCouple
over a year ago

Wales and the South West

now its all sooooooo clear............... as mud

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i lost the plot no one continued with a story i thought wewould have an epic bloody novel with all our comments lol it not enough to even make a leaflet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys play the game

there's an action, followed by consequences

Man in kilt . Swoon.

swooning you fall into my lap "

Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys play the game

there's an action, followed by consequences

Man in kilt . Swoon.

swooning you fall into my lap

Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar "

I could wave my sporran at you, or flap my kilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys play the game

there's an action, followed by consequences

Man in kilt . Swoon.

swooning you fall into my lap

Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar

I could wave my sporran at you, or flap my kilt "

Oh my. Somebody get the smelling salts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on guys play the game

there's an action, followed by consequences

Man in kilt . Swoon.

swooning you fall into my lap

Will you fan me down if I come over all peculiar

I could wave my sporran at you, or flap my kilt

Oh my. Somebody get the smelling salts."

whilst you're down there ....

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