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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I'd like to start one. Anyone know how? Do I have to fill in forms? Are there tax implications?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao greedy fecka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

That's too complicated for you start small!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many would you want and more importantly could you fecking cope ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many would you want and more importantly could you fecking cope ? "

30-40. And I'd probably die trying - but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Go big or go home innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 a day ? Guess it would be 2 jerks and a squirt each then....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"5 a day ? Guess it would be 2 jerks and a squirt each then.... "

Well, 5 a day *is* the recommended daily allowance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gonna be much quality fun going on there then, I know I'm not invited but I'd give it a miss anyway. I'm more than happy to share the guys I have sex with, but 5 a day

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sounds good in theory but I'm pretty sure the novelty would wear off pretty quickly!

N I would not want to be about when all their cycles match up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds good in theory but I'm pretty sure the novelty would wear off pretty quickly!

N I would not want to be about when all their cycles match up

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Fuck. I knew I hadn't thought this through.

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Phew narrow escape there mike they were cueing up to sign up!

Glad I good get you to think with your other head before you did something you regret lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Just imagine all those mother-in-laws!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew narrow escape there mike they were cueing up to sign up!

Glad I good get you to think with your other head before you did something you regret lol"

lol men have their own it's mmt bit like man flu but worse x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not gonna be much quality fun going on there then, I know I'm not invited but I'd give it a miss anyway. I'm more than happy to share the guys I have sex with, but 5 a day "

Who said anyone wasn't invited? I'm an equal opportunities employer

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Just imagine all those mother-in-laws!!!

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Now that is one to scare you off the thought

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cost me a fortune to divorce the last wife

Would have to declare bankruptcy with that many

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not often I come up with a bad idea, but fuck me - when I do, I do it properly.

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's not often I come up with a bad idea, but fuck me - when I do, I do it properly. "

We all make mistakes buddy that's why they make pencils with rubbers on the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not often I come up with a bad idea, but fuck me - when I do, I do it properly.

We all make mistakes buddy that's why they make pencils with rubbers on the end

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Sometimes I wish my dad's pencil had a rubber on the end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh, to have to please more than one at a time you're just setting yourself up for a life of misery.

Just stay on fab, fuck and then block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOO look how many fems you can have in your harem I googled

There are no exact numbers given as to what constitutes a harem, since the origin of the word in Arabic means forbidden, i.e. the woman's/women's quarters was/were forbidden to all but the king (and eunuchs). In theory, therefore, one woman could constitute a harem.

The Sassanid Chosroes II of Persia reportedly had a harem of 3,000 wives, as well as 12,000 other females, so 15,000 in all. That means at one woman per night and six days "on the job" and one day to recuperate, it would have taken him 48 years to "service" each woman just once!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"OOOO look how many fems you can have in your harem I googled

There are no exact numbers given as to what constitutes a harem, since the origin of the word in Arabic means forbidden, i.e. the woman's/women's quarters was/were forbidden to all but the king (and eunuchs). In theory, therefore, one woman could constitute a harem.

The Sassanid Chosroes II of Persia reportedly had a harem of 3,000 wives, as well as 12,000 other females, so 15,000 in all. That means at one woman per night and six days "on the job" and one day to recuperate, it would have taken him 48 years to "service" each woman just once! "

Lite-weight... one woman a night ffs!

Do 5 a night, knock that down to 9 years and 7 months mun!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Although... to be serious... could you really do 5 a night 6 nights a week for that long.... jeez... I'd want a holiday about 4 times a year, 3 weeks away like, so that would add about 30 months... so that's up to about 12 years... then, you are bound to miss one now and then, add another year, plus you are bound to slow down a bit, and get ill now and then too... add about 4 years, so that's 17 years... omg.. if you started at age 25, by 42 you would be worn out... a husk of a man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But WHAT a way to go...!!!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"It's not often I come up with a bad idea, but fuck me - when I do, I do it properly.

We all make mistakes buddy that's why they make pencils with rubbers on the end

Sometimes I wish my dad's pencil had a rubber on the end... "

There's more than one person that statement can go with. I know one I particular!

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