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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you know if a man eats enough grapes, wether it be white or red grapes is cum turns into wine and if you swallow enough you get d*unk. You can even eat half and half for Rose and drink lemonade it turns into sparkling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men will say anything for a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's true honest, there's only one way to find out

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Of course its true apart from the grapes would be diegested before they had any chance to ferment into anything resembling wine

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By *lewelyn23Man
over a year ago

swansea


"Some men will say anything for a blowjob "

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The skin on grapes stop them from getting broken down quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you break the skin when eating them.

Not thought this out too well have you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well if you chew them it won't work, you're just being a numpty now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you're swallowing grapes whole these days?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ye to make white sticky wine ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus , give the op a break guys , far too much analysis of something that was meant to raise a laugh , there's enough misery and criticism going on in the forums as it is

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

If you want a blow job, just ask out right! No need to pussy foot around!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep the wine away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep the wine away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same sort of wine Catholic priests dish out to altar boys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm wiiiine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the same sort of wine Catholic priests dish out to altar boys? "

think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the same sort of wine Catholic priests dish out to altar boys? "

It must be the same, they only have partings because the priest sweeps there hair as its happening.

And of course it's a joke I'm not that stupid

I don't need to ask, people usually offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine, it increases the chance of a stroke. If she drinks a whole bottle, you may get a blowjob as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I don't need to ask, people usually offer "

Brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I don't need to ask, people usually offer

Brilliant!! "

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By *STAXxMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

There is already enough so called science out there to try n encourage blowjobs and swallowing

Have a quick Google n see what absolute coswollop comes up

"Stops depression , is good for you skin , improves mood" all sorts of supposed health benefits!

Has anyone ever used these excuses to get a blowjob and it's worked? Lol

Honesty is the best policy! So let's be honest n just say please do it for us ladies we fucking love it lol

N if your lucky/ any good at it maybe we'll return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it speed up bone growth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it speed up bone growth? "

It's a psychological cure.

It doesn't improve the healing rate, but you just don't give a shit

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By *3xymamaWoman
over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking


"Does it speed up bone growth? "

Drinking the wine may have been a contributing factor to your injury though

Hope you're not in too much pain though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it speed up bone growth?

Drinking the wine may have been a contributing factor to your injury though

Hope you're not in too much pain though x"
naa it was the walk in the rain for miles to find taxi rank... I remember the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it speed up bone growth? "

Indirectly. It speeds up the removal of women's clothes, which then encourages rapid bone deployment..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a woman drinks 2 glasses of wine, it increases the chance of a stroke. If she drinks a whole bottle, you may get a blowjob as well!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a good hair gel if I ever run out I just do a bit of diy and away to go, it's good I can get it anytime, you know half way through the night of clubbing and you think, crap my hairs messed up, not a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it speed up bone growth?

Drinking the wine may have been a contributing factor to your injury though

Hope you're not in too much pain though x naa it was the walk in the rain for miles to find taxi rank... I remember the moment "
what the hell are you doing catching a taxi Mav?

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By *all Mid WalesMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

eating apples will make you produce cider too honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it speed up bone growth?

Drinking the wine may have been a contributing factor to your injury though

Hope you're not in too much pain though x naa it was the walk in the rain for miles to find taxi rank... I remember the moment what the hell are you doing catching a taxi Mav?"

Chauffeur's night off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it speed up bone growth?

Drinking the wine may have been a contributing factor to your injury though

Hope you're not in too much pain though x naa it was the walk in the rain for miles to find taxi rank... I remember the moment what the hell are you doing catching a taxi Mav?"

Hahaha my thoughts exactly lol just teasing.

Let's just say I won't be doing it again... It should come with a health warning

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