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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios "

First I heard was an apprentice years ago that explained it........He used to wait till he was on the verge of cumming and shout for his nan to come up stairs! The challenge was to obviously put it away before she did!.......fucking killed me! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

danger wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funk that, I wouldn't even have a wank as a guest in somebody's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol men just get stranger all the time

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales


"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios

First I heard was an apprentice years ago that explained it........He used to wait till he was on the verge of cumming and shout for his nan to come up stairs! The challenge was to obviously put it away before she did!.......fucking killed me! Ha"
proper pmsl oh my days !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the one i heard on the weekend was a kid stood behind his mother when she was washing up and he was going all out before she turned around and finished .. The piss was streaming when he was telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg

That's not really what lads do is it ?

lol that's wrong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios "

Haha how can you have not heard of that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it me or am I the only one who has never heard of a danger wank.. Literally pissed myself when I was explained different scenarios

First I heard was an apprentice years ago that explained it........He used to wait till he was on the verge of cumming and shout for his nan to come up stairs! The challenge was to obviously put it away before she did!.......fucking killed me! Ha"
this has made my week!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaah funny as feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the one i heard on the weekend was a kid stood behind his mother when she was washing up and he was going all out before she turned around and finished .. The piss was streaming when he was telling me"

That's more like extreme danger wanking! Jeez he was brave haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha are you brave ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha are you brave ?"

Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdoes the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha are you brave ?

Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick "

Ha ha let's try it

I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol

If not your getting the wooden spoon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha are you brave ?

Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick

Ha ha let's try it

I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol

If not your getting the wooden spoon lol "

I'll try time it for when you turn round and give you a facial instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha are you brave ?

Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick

Ha ha let's try it

I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol

If not your getting the wooden spoon lol

I'll try time it for when you turn round and give you a facial instead "

See you just have to go to that next level lol

No it will go in my hair and eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha are you brave ?

Im brave but wouldn't stand wanking behind my mum washing up! Mainly cos she washes a couple of things as soon as they're dirty and im not that bloody quick

Ha ha let's try it

I will go do my dishes and see if you finish before I catch you lol

If not your getting the wooden spoon lol

I'll try time it for when you turn round and give you a facial instead

See you just have to go to that next level lol

No it will go in my hair and eyes "

Who me? im a good aim haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you help rub it in after lol

I heard its good for the skin

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

bridgend

Who told you it was good for the skin?

Was it a guy by any chance? Lol

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

bridgend

I can definately understand the thrill of being caught but not with a family member!

Maybe a work colleague or friend perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who told you it was good for the skin?

Was it a guy by any chance? Lol"

Lol omg you mean to tell me I've been doing it all this time for nothing

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By *tu griffMan
over a year ago

bridgend

I'm sure it's very good for your skin, I guess as long as the guy has a good diet to begin with.

Have I told you what a fitness freak I am, my diet is very healthy! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So does that mean yours would be good for the skin? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So does that mean yours would be good for the skin? Lol

"

Better off swallowing the just over 2g of protein. Now if I could just get 30 (safe) loads a day then I could easily get gainz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your joking I don't even have it in my mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your joking I don't even have it in my mouth lol "

Cum or cock?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your joking I don't even have it in my mouth lol

Cum or cock?! "

Cum

I don't mind a little precum

But I think in 5 years 2 men have had the privilege of cumming in my mouth

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By *parky.69Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

If I don't finish by the time u wash up will u help me finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your joking I don't even have it in my mouth lol

Cum or cock?!

Cum

I don't mind a little precum

But I think in 5 years 2 men have had the privilege of cumming in my mouth "

Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just have a fear of throwing up

So I don't really do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I don't finish by the time u wash up will u help me finish "

Oh go on then you cheeky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it. "

Now that's the dedication I like to see! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it. "

Nothing hotter than being fed what your man has shot into you.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once heard a deaf comedian explain that as he lives with his family, all of his wanks are danger wanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it.

Nothing hotter than being fed what your man has shot into you."

I'm in love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many times lol. I guess that comes from being a pervert. Number 1: Staying in friends folks house and hearing them walking about. Finding her knickers in a draw, well I had to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 2 a bit more dangerous. Used to work as a lifeguard with horny girls. At the end when clearing away I knew I had a few minutes while they were down the bottom end clearing away, used to leave the staff door open and wank at the thought of them catching me. Worked out though as we often skinny dipped haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it.

Now that's the dedication I like to see! haha"

Haha. Got to get the best of both worlds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh I love it to be fair. With ex's I've scooped it out to swallow it.

Nothing hotter than being fed what your man has shot into you.

I'm in love. "

Aw!

And you don't even know which hole I was referring to.

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