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Wanking and breaking duck eggs over your bellend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought I was alone in my special pastime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traumatised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The feeling when the York slides down your shaft and onto your balls

Drives me insane!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you have someone to lick it off??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all."

quiet night then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with getting anyone to lick that up, no one on the the planet likes the texture of uncooked albumen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you have someone to lick it off??"

Normally 8 lesbians waiting eagerly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck with getting anyone to lick that up, no one on the the planet likes the texture of uncooked albumen"

So what you're saying is that if I poked it through a fried egg, I might have more luck with the ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck with getting anyone to lick that up, no one on the the planet likes the texture of uncooked albumen

So what you're saying is that if I poked it through a fried egg, I might have more luck with the ladies? "

Or shove it in a boiled egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they free range duck eggs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Depends if they behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good luck with getting anyone to lick that up, no one on the the planet likes the texture of uncooked albumen

So what you're saying is that if I poked it through a fried egg, I might have more luck with the ladies?

Or shove it in a boiled egg"

It'd have to be an easter egg, minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS would that then mean I could legally refer to it as my little soldier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PS would that then mean I could legally refer to it as my little soldier? "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't see why not

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"PS would that then mean I could legally refer to it as my little soldier? "
. Be honest did u nearly type mummy's little soldier hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PS would that then mean I could legally refer to it as my little soldier? . Be honest did u nearly type mummy's little soldier hehehe "

I'm not allowed to discuss that because of the injunction.

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle "

Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle

Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours. "

Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle

Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.

Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow "

"Sour cream?"

"No thanks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle

Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.

Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow "

All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle

Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.

Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow

All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show "

Missp will show. She doesn't realise it yet but deep deep deep deep down beneath all the miserable old twat messages secretly she can just about tolerate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle

Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.

Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow

All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show

Missp will show. She doesn't realise it yet but deep deep deep deep down beneath all the miserable old twat messages secretly she can just about tolerate me "

Don't push your luck good boy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PS would that then mean I could legally refer to it as my little soldier? . Be honest did u nearly type mummy's little soldier hehehe "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pm me if u want I'm a trained psychiatrist. When I say trained I've watched Hannibal on sky and it looks like a doddle

Remind me not to accept invitations to dinner at yours.

Think I'll take a rain check on tomorrow

All round Biffs for dinner tomorrow if MissP doesn't show

Missp will show. She doesn't realise it yet but deep deep deep deep down beneath all the miserable old twat messages secretly she can just about tolerate me "

FFS, I'll have to cook for myself again tomorrow

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I'm so glad I didn't find this thread when I was d*unk last night!

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