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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would any lady's be flattered if they were told they look hotter than a puertoricon picnic

Or can any beat that chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most epic I've seen in action was a friend of mine in Blackpool go up to a hot girl, give her £20 and tell her she has a choice, it's either a round of drinks for him and her or for her to mind the cash for their cab back to his hotel... Moments later they exchanged numbers and they did meet up in a club later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've genuinely seen someone pull using the line "You don't sweat much for a fat bird".

How he didn't have his bollocks kicked up into his neck, I'll never know. Some advanced level shit, right there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most epic I've seen in action was a friend of mine in Blackpool go up to a hot girl, give her £20 and tell her she has a choice, it's either a round of drinks for him and her or for her to mind the cash for their cab back to his hotel... Moments later they exchanged numbers and they did meet up in a club later. "

I'll try that with a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most epic I've seen in action was a friend of mine in Blackpool go up to a hot girl, give her £20 and tell her she has a choice, it's either a round of drinks for him and her or for her to mind the cash for their cab back to his hotel... Moments later they exchanged numbers and they did meet up in a club later.

I'll try that with a tenner"

Cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've genuinely seen someone pull using the line "You don't sweat much for a fat bird".

How he didn't have his bollocks kicked up into his neck, I'll never know. Some advanced level shit, right there. "

That's some crazy shit! He certainly found somebody with a sense of humour or somebody having a very good day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've genuinely seen someone pull using the line "You don't sweat much for a fat bird".

How he didn't have his bollocks kicked up into his neck, I'll never know. Some advanced level shit, right there.

That's some crazy shit! He certainly found somebody with a sense of humour or somebody having a very good day! "

The dude is a fucking ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've genuinely seen someone pull using the line "You don't sweat much for a fat bird".

How he didn't have his bollocks kicked up into his neck, I'll never know. Some advanced level shit, right there.

That's some crazy shit! He certainly found somebody with a sense of humour or somebody having a very good day!

The dude is a fucking ninja "

That would have me eating out of his hand (haha) Funny as fuck

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