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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what is the most unusual implement have you used for wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling pin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bet that made the pies taste good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling pin is ornamental in my house lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've used the hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how on earth does that work?

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

Apple pie no wait that might have been on TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how on earth does that work?

The hoover or rolling pin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha the rolling pin i can get my head around just the hoover i am a bit lost haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha the rolling pin i can get my head around just the hoover i am a bit lost haha

I'm imagining just using the tube of hoover rather than the attachments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you can turn the power down on mine turn it on put your cock in the pipe and let it suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right ok, thats making it slightly easier to wrap my head round....pardon the pun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

blow job heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how did you come to use the rolling pin??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how did you come to use the rolling pin??

I'm easily led astray by the fuck fiend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha right ok, that makes sense haha how was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What model hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vase with a fuck buddy. .champagne bottle with the ex hubby.. and ahem a deodrant can during desperate times alone..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

will have a look when i get home and post it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel pretty normal after some of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel pretty normal after some of these

hahah whys that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty hammer I found in the garage x fed x

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Best you google people injuries from vacuum cleaners!

Horrific!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vase with a fuck buddy. .champagne bottle with the ex hubby.. and ahem a deodrant can during desperate times alone..

A vase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol lol

Not your usual shape vase ..a narrow thin long one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how did you come to use the rolling pin??

I'm easily led astray by the fuck fiend. "

I'm impressed

Brings a whole new meaning to fun with food...

I'd love to taste your welshcakes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol lol

Not your usual shape vase....a narrow thin long one lol "

Jesus Christ had an image of you squatted on a massive usual shaped vase for a minute then.

Traumatised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol lol

Not your usual shape vase ..a narrow thin long one lol "

I was thinking... well actually all I was thinking was ouch lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vase with a fuck buddy. .champagne bottle with the ex hubby.. and ahem a deodrant can during desperate times alone..

Hope it wasnt the lynx effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of jiffy lemon straight outta the fridge when I was with the ex lol needless to say I was lemony fresh after

mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol lol

Not your usual shape vase....a narrow thin long one lol

Jesus Christ had an image of you squatted on a massive usual shaped vase for a minute then.

Traumatised

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vase with a fuck buddy. .champagne bottle with the ex hubby.. and ahem a deodrant can during desperate times alone..

Now that's a Dove advert that would grab the attention xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A joint of pork.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wasn't that a bit bloody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol lol

Not your usual shape vase....a narrow thin long one lol

Jesus Christ had an image of you squatted on a massive usual shaped vase for a minute then.

Traumatised

Hahahahahaha "

lol you lot crack me up xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

must have been a fine grade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apple pie no wait that might have been on TV "

Hope it wasn't hot lol

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By *oger51Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I bet the bottle of lemon made you cum in a jiffy. Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet the bottle of lemon made you cum in a jiffy. Lol xxx

lol lenomon fresh all day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet the bottle of lemon made you cum in a jiffy. Lol xxx

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my pics hehrhe n im always up for new suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my pics hehrhe n im always up for new suggestions

Good selection uve used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my pics hehrhe n im always up for new suggestions

Good selection uve used

Mite go shopping tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my pics hehrhe n im always up for new suggestions

Good selection uve used

Mite go shopping tomorrow

Will have to keep an eye out for latest uploads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well a cock these days is an unusual implement for this old tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well a cock these days is an unusual implement for this old tart

Come on kitten, less of the old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my pics hehrhe n im always up for new suggestions

sweetcorn :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vase with a fuck buddy. .champagne bottle with the ex hubby.. and ahem a deodrant can during desperate times alone..

Impulse deodorant can ?

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By *elshbloke500Man
over a year ago

Cynon Valley

Used an impulse can in the mrs once when she was tied up and blindfolded. She went mental, no sex for months after that

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