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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't

What does a sub atomic Duck say, Quark

Is atheism a non prophet organisation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Is hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally

Who is this Rorschach bloke, and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End


"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and doesn't

What does a sub atomic Duck say, Quark

Is atheism a non prophet organisation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Is hard to explain things to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally

Who is this Rorschach bloke, and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Add your own

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By *aidinwalesWoman
over a year ago

Rainbows End

16 sodium atoms walk into a room followed by Batman ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the baby born with 5 willies ?

His nappy fits like a glove

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By *aydee65Man
over a year ago

Near Merthyr

I had an invisibility cloak for my birthday but I took it back. I just couldn't see myself wearing it (sorry).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an invisibility cloak for my birthday but I took it back. I just couldn't see myself wearing it (sorry)."

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had an invisibility cloak for my birthday but I took it back. I just couldn't see myself wearing it (sorry)."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger! then it hit me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? Arm like a baby's cock.

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney

I just came back from a once in a lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what. Never again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are only 10 types of people in the world.

Those that understand binary and those that don't.

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the policeman asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 30 limit." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

A policeman thinks this is suspicious and orders Scrodinger to open the boot. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife ran off with the milkman last year and I haven't seen either of them since.

Which is great because I owe him 8 quid.

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC are looking into new claims of sexual assault by their presenters......apparantly Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in it....

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a sheep pole dancing last night

In a kebab shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

A cop stops a Harley for travelling faster than the posted speed limit, so

he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a

break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then

presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The

officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell

me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred

Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all

the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got

older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,

medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was

Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I

decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through

school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored

doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she

gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA

found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,

MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because

of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.

Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

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