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giggles lost her fanny

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By *ostrings2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

newport

poor old gigs had a great birthday at cams only to wake up to find her nice pink fanny missing.after a short tour of the club fanny went home with someone else .by request we are going to sell her fanny to the higest bidder.yes you can take her fanny home with you bidding starts at 10p and lasts until Newport social good luck and bid high,,,

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

I bid 10p, but then i'd give it back to her for free as i don't buy fanny's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fecking hell I'm crying here lol

I wondered where it went lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giggles needs her fanny back immediately. I'm pledging 20p towards it's safe return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fit two hands in it ?? 25p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you fit two hands in it ?? 25p "
I think it should definitely fit two hands in. Possibly more....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two hands and a bearded face? 35p!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two hands and a bearded face? 35p!"
I'm not sure if it has a beard. I don't like to think it has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gping to up your aunty !

37 p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two hands and a bearded face? 35p!I'm not sure if it has a beard. I don't like to think it has "
oh I see what you're saying!!! Will your bearded face glfit in there?? Yes definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im gping to up your aunty !

37 p

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im sure you've upped a few aunties- 45 p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two hands and a bearded face? 35p!I'm not sure if it has a beard. I don't like to think it has oh I see what you're saying!!! Will your bearded face glfit in there?? Yes definitely"

I see what YOU'RE saying. Lol. 53p!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a goatee count as half a beard.. room for twice as many !

57 1/2p (whoooooooooooo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say that if giggles fanny is split or stretched, she will not be happy. Please treat fanny right. Oh yeah, and I'm going 85 p!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure you arent acting as Giggles fanny fluffer ?? Just bidding to drive it up !! ( the price lol )

89 p and slightly limp Freddo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure you arent acting as Giggles fanny fluffer ?? Just bidding to drive it up !! ( the price lol )

89 p and slightly limp Freddo "
ive never been a fluffer but it sounds fun. I used to be curious about fanny, now I'm fully into it and that's why I am upping my bid to a compelling 99p. I WANT FANNY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1.06 and a happy meal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its no good.. i wouldnt want to dissapoint a female fanny fancier so am going to withdrawl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its no good.. i wouldnt want to dissapoint a female fanny fancier so am going to withdrawl.. "

Don't do that!!!

You can't just pull out, it doesn't work like that.

Anyway, I don't think Giggles wants me by her Fanny. It's her fanny and her choice who comes in contact with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the OP know who is holding Giggles fanny ?

Perhaps we should just perform a "kellys hero" stlye raid to rescue it from the dastardly clutches of.the fanny rustler !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made chuckle.

I'm glad my fanny is worth so much hahaahha

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By *onny-n-clydeCouple
over a year ago

cwmbran,

I'll up it to £1.20 to get it back to its rightful owner. No woman should be without her fanny Giggs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hope your fanny gets returned to its rightful place ! It was looking a bit touch and go for a while !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to see pics of Giggs' fanny. She's gotta post some!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps it should be a group picture with everyone gazing adoringly at the fab fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will post pics when it's returned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps it should be a group picture with everyone gazing adoringly at the fab fanny"

I believe those photos may already be in existence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps it should be a group picture with everyone gazing adoringly at the fab fanny

I believe those photos may already be in existence... "

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By *ostrings2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

newport

at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding "

Just don't feed it after midnight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding

Just don't feed it after midnight... "
if you must give it anything, give it sausage. You can't go wrong with sausage

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

Ok I've changed my mind, I need a novelty cup holder for the car so I'm coming in with £1.40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding

Just don't feed it after midnight... if you must give it anything, give it sausage. You can't go wrong with sausage"

I'm genuinely chuckling here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"at this time of woe for gigs I can lift her sprits by saying my boot is in her fanny.....shit sorry her fanny is in my boot {car},,, we keeping it in the dark so its not scared by seeing daylight for the first time... as sid james would say carry on bidding "

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is getting very intense! £1.50 and a pot noodle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is getting very intense! £1.50 and a pot noodle? "
its critical when you offer anyone a pot noodle, to state what flavour it is x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God! Talk about pressure! Uuuumm.......i got a bombay badboy and a chow mein one in my cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my God! Talk about pressure! Uuuumm.......i got a bombay badboy and a chow mein one in my cupboard. "
precisely!!!! In the cupboard, where they belong!!!! Chicken and mushroom or beef and tomato are the only proper flavour of Potnoodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now youve blown it... keep your manky chicken flavour.. im top trumping with doner kebab flavour.

Game over .. you can post the fanny to me.. will pm the details.

Thread closed by moderately silly person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm weak here.u lot are nuts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If htv want to make a doccumentary can i suggest.

Fannily fortunes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If htv want to make a doccumentary can i suggest.

Fannily fortunes.

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Bargain c**t?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If htv want to make a doccumentary can i suggest.

Fannily fortunes.

Bargain c**t?"
bargain cunt has just made my week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And bombay badboy is my favourite! There! I've said it, it's out of the cupboard. I feel so much better now.

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By *elshstew68Man
over a year ago

newport

Interesting. But I would have to have a taste first before I put a bid on for it

From both stu and hp64

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By *ostrings2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

newport

bad news on fanny it made a dash for freedom today think it wanted some fresh hair on it ..sorry air we got fanny back under cover but at a high cost 3 skinheads with tattoos will never be the same again half of newports firemen are now on the sick after being attacked by a pink fanny with lust in its eyes.god ive never seen scenes like it.a big thank you to the boy scouts who cornered it just before it could lay waste to the store room of ann summers.the breaking strain on the rope is now 2 ton breaking point.we have found out that it likes jelly and a big bowl full keeps it happy for a while ky is best as orange just don't cut it.we cant wait to get rid of it so looking forward to the social as long as we can get our names down.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrr.... Jades bid was the best.. She would be the perfect owner.. Yay for Jade ..

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By *ostrings2 OP   Couple
over a year ago

newport

well its Thursday now fanny has been free since sunday morning and seams to be setteling down at last.its crys have settled down and can only be heard every hour instead of every 10mins having to listen to the cry of the greater plnk giggles fanny gives you a head ace (acockortwowilldo) .if the bidding gets high enough we will chuck a stun gun in with bthe fanny so you can get some sleep at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well its Thursday now fanny has been free since sunday morning and seams to be setteling down at last.its crys have settled down and can only be heard every hour instead of every 10mins having to listen to the cry of the greater plnk giggles fanny gives you a head ace (acockortwowilldo) .if the bidding gets high enough we will chuck a stun gun in with bthe fanny so you can get some sleep at night"

Shame Steve Irwin is dead. We could have done with him for this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive done some research on mediawiki and have found a link to the RSPCF. They recommend letting the fanny loose in the vallies.

If a fanny is wild and cannot be trained then its best to hide it within flocks of sheep.

Fanny foragers will be confused and everyone wins.

The moral here is to love your fanny, dont let it stray, keep it moist ( not to moist or there is a real threat of mushroom growth) and feed it as often as it growls with hunger.

Remember people.. a fanny isnt just for christmas.. peace !

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