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Walking like I've been fucked by a dinosaur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come to the conclusion my body isn't built for mountain/dirt track biking.

Admittedly since being about 14 only bike I've used is an exercise bike but yesterday I bought a bike and today did a 7km dirt track course - my new walk is kinda embarrassing!

Who's coming to mine with baby oil, the want to massage and lots of sympathy?

Could be open to being ridden if you can rub the aches away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Award for best thread title goes to....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you, thank you

But I'm being serious, could park a bike between my legs, no pun intended.

Bad times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Padded shorts and a decent saddle would do wonders. Big saddles often cause more issues which is why you get padded shorts

Mr

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales

proper laffing here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"proper laffing here "

Wish I was

Really feeling like I've been smashed by King Kong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Padded shorts and a decent saddle would do wonders. Big saddles often cause more issues which is why you get padded shorts

Mr"

Most certainly taking that advice for the future, thankfully no planned bike rides until I buy a bike made exactly for the purpose.

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales


"proper laffing here

Wish I was

Really feeling like I've been smashed by King Kong "
aww bless ya il send u a pilllow any preferance on colour im guessing not black pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awwww thanks kind.

Black is cool, I like black, can it have some gold or silver edging? Don't want it looking out of place in my house

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Now you kniw what a newbie in prison feels like the first time he drops the soap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ha, those poor bastards!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Ha, those poor bastards!"

Yep

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales


"Awwww thanks kind.

Black is cool, I like black, can it have some gold or silver edging? Don't want it looking out of place in my house "
didnt want you reminded of kingkong pmsl but if u insist il bling it up just 4 u xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lovely kind lady!

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales

i no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been walking like this since Friday, has anything helped to ease it? Any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everytime i log on to the forums ...see ur heading ...the song by was not was pops in to my head ..."everybody walk the dinosaur"...cant get it out of my head now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiptops work wonders

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been walking like this since Friday, has anything helped to ease it? Any tips?"

I found 'manning the fuck up' and a long soak in the bath helped. My legs are almost friends again this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a gel saddle they comfy not that i ride bikes but ppl say they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"get a gel saddle they comfy not that i ride bikes but ppl say they are "

I don't think it was so much the saddle as it was the inclines and a shit bike for the course.

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