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By *handyshandy OP   Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

Having seen many a lurid birthday, and for the past ten years at least never remembered a single one of them just the hangover the following morning, propelled by the fact that I am convinced I slept the night on a bed of 9inch nails which severed most of my brain cells. I would like to pose a question to all yee fab swingers. How old is too old, when does one graciously say..er im too old to swing anymore!!! One must have the decency to refrain from throwing ones wrinkly bod at some gorjus hunky 30yr old!! er just wondered not that it has anything to do with me of course im only 32! its my mother I was thinking of!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YOU ARE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL AND I DONT MIND FEELING YOU

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea

The oppositte could be said, "how young is too young"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having seen many a lurid birthday, and for the past ten years at least never remembered a single one of them just the hangover the following morning, propelled by the fact that I am convinced I slept the night on a bed of 9inch nails which severed most of my brain cells. I would like to pose a question to all yee fab swingers. How old is too old, when does one graciously say..er im too old to swing anymore!!! One must have the decency to refrain from throwing ones wrinkly bod at some gorjus hunky 30yr old!! er just wondered not that it has anything to do with me of course im only 32! its my mother I was thinking of!!!"

Well it's elf evident innit mun Andy, if you feel the need to ask these questions then you is bf far too old, over the hill, ready for the scrapheap, so knackered the NHS wont even to your organs as a donation. I feel sorry for u Andy I does honestly and I means that from the heart of me bottom. Next time we're up your way Nessa and me will pop in take you for a ride in ya chair to the old folks home, and you can all talk for hours about what it was like in the war, now I know you'd like that

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

your only as old as the person yer feeling...so at 51 years young i often feel in my 30's hehehe !!!!

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By *nnie1978Woman
over a year ago

swansea

i think too old is when your fanny cant get wet on it's own any more and you need a buckett of lube just for a shag and when all pubic hair is grey so in other words my lovely years from now xx

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea


"when all pubic hair is grey xx"

I dont think pubic hair goes grey it just sort of vanishes slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id say 49, so make the most of the next twelve months! pml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ITS AS GOOD OPENING AS IT IS CLOSEING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a woman can stop wearing fishnets, coz the varicose veins are pattern enough....

When a man can tuck his nuts in his socks... And... When it takes us all night to do what we used to do all night... THAT is when old is too old...

At my age its such a relief to be able to go without the fishnets... (Sigh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would have thort when ya stopped breathing may be a tad too old lol

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By *handyshandy OP   Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

ok reviewed all responses and im going for xxkitensxx so there!!! mum ur ok u can still swing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok reviewed all responses and im going for xxkitensxx so there!!! mum ur ok u can still swing xx"

Voting for someone just coz she's yer mom eh?

(Joking xxkittensxx ... Honest... )

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By *handyshandy OP   Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

somebody explain to me the last response please?? uh??

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I think you should stop swinging when you reach 100 years old. Simply because the age range in the Browse section of the site only goes from 18-99 so you'd never appear in any results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok reviewed all responses and im going for xxkitensxx so there!!! mum ur ok u can still swing xx"

... err ok. If you read straight through the !!!s it could read " so there mom etc." ... Or not...

Brummie humour...

... or just me!

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