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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

Just had a random message from some bloke no preamble no hi how are you the exact wording of the message was "show us your cock" lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And did you??....

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"And did you??....

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I did not. The heating isn't on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And did you??....

I did not. The heating isn't on

xx"

Cock.or chipolata?

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"And did you??....

I did not. The heating isn't on

Cock.or chipolata?

He said cock seeing as I'm not equipped with what could be sensibly called a cock I had to decline his request lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And did you??....

I did not. The heating isn't on

Cock.or chipolata?

He said cock seeing as I'm not equipped with what could be sensibly called a cock I had to decline his request lol xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

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By *iffidus OP Man
over a year ago

lydney

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

xx"

Was funny looking spag bol.... the cunts forgot the spaghetti, mince and the sauce. Ah well that's Merthyr for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Was funny looking spag bol.... the cunts forgot the spaghetti, mince and the sauce. Ah well that's Merthyr for you

Aye. Don't mock the motherland! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Was funny looking spag bol.... the cunts forgot the spaghetti, mince and the sauce. Ah well that's Merthyr for you

Aye. Don't mock the motherland! Lol x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

xx"

Genuinely LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

... who's read about cutlery in books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

Awh MissP I can vouch for you having enjoyed breakfast with you several times now, I didn't notice you spill a drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

Awh MissP I can vouch for you having enjoyed breakfast with you several times now, I didn't notice you spill a drop

Thankyou Peachy for the words of support

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

Awh MissP I can vouch for you having enjoyed breakfast with you several times now, I didn't notice you spill a drop

Thankyou Peachy for the words of support

Sounds like she's just calling you a greedy cow

*retires to safe distance*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

Awh MissP I can vouch for you having enjoyed breakfast with you several times now, I didn't notice you spill a drop

Thankyou Peachy for the words of support

Sounds like she's just calling you a greedy cow

*retires to safe distance*"

Well I won't deny that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

Awh MissP I can vouch for you having enjoyed breakfast with you several times now, I didn't notice you spill a drop

Thankyou Peachy for the words of support

Sounds like she's just calling you a greedy cow

*retires to safe distance*

Well I won't deny that

*seriously considers attending giggles birthday do*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you whipped it out in the pub the other week even though I had fucking told you not to!!

I had to use something to wipe your chin with after your spag Bol

Genuinely LOL

Don't laugh I eat like a fucking lady

Awh MissP I can vouch for you having enjoyed breakfast with you several times now, I didn't notice you spill a drop

Thankyou Peachy for the words of support

Sounds like she's just calling you a greedy cow

*retires to safe distance*

Well I won't deny that

*seriously considers attending giggles birthday do*"

Have fun I can't make it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite message ever said 'shag'.

No question mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourite message ever said 'shag'.

No question mark."

Wonder what charm school he went to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know whether he was asking for a shag, telling me to shag or calling me shag, to this day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message.............Fuck..... i replied.....OFF

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