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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fair play..I have seen some belters !

Plenty of the "I'm leaving this site"

The ones that belong on Facebook. ..

And my favourite "anyone sucking cock today?" I read someone else say you can just imagine a girl on her knees..coming up for breath and saying.. "ah..that would be me today"

What has been your fave /funniest status update?

Most annoying ones? Etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving this site.

Vibe in my ass right now.

Anyone wanna Suck me off? At like 7am.

Bunch of timewasters and messers on here.

I'm deleting this shit if I don't get a meet soon.

This site is full of pic collectors (from a single male)

Basically anything negative about fab or naming and shaming a user will get a block from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never know what to put on mine so end up putting the crap going on in my mind lol

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By *ark CharmerMan
over a year ago

Horsham

Owned by........ especially, profile been on for a while and weeks/months after the so called owner still not verified them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leaving this site.

Vibe in my ass right now.

Anyone wanna Suck me off? At like 7am.

Bunch of timewasters and messers on here.

I'm deleting this shit if I don't get a meet soon.

This site is full of pic collectors (from a single male)

Basically anything negative about fab or naming and shaming a user will get a block from me. "

Well...I think you've summed up most of then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What they are having for tea lol

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By *iffidusMan
over a year ago

lydney


"What they are having for tea lol "

Chips (homemade) steak onions mushrooms and peppercorn sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the mingers who post conceited status' like "I don't fuck about- if you're not hot you get blocked!"

I mean do they own mirrors????? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even US mingers have standards!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even US mingers have standards!!!!"

It's just the way some status' are worded- you look at the profile expecting to see a super model! Then you find quite the opposite and you wonder how the person earnt the right to be so demanding and full of attitude! Lol x

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Who wants to fuck now?..at six am!I haven't had a dump or a shower at that time of day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Says Neil who was still going strong 12 hrs later

Animal ! xx

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple
over a year ago

near cardiff


"Says Neil who was still going strong 12 hrs later

Animal ! xx"

The company i was with played a huge part of that night seeing as they were all seriously beautiful,and unbelievably hot!...can I have more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

More?! We haven't stopped smiling!!!

Chop chop we are waitingggggggg xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get some stick if I used to post status' about the rugby, usually off men I wouldn't touch with someone elses barge pole, telling me it's a sex site, not sky sports news.

Like I give a fuck

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By *atty_loves_curvesMan
over a year ago

South Wales

I've just had dinner btw. Just thought I'd share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kgirl.. i have gave you plenty of offers ha ha... and then you pied me in town... i think i get the hint :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me I'm glad I'm picky who I let be my friends don't get no moaners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They come up in local updates anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we add hilarious forum posts to this please Nawty?!

You know ones where they slate a good % of a site they're choosing to use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we add hilarious forum posts to this please Nawty?!

You know ones where they slate a good % of a site they're choosing to use? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we add hilarious forum posts to this please Nawty?!

You know ones where they slate a good % of a site they're choosing to use? "

yup!

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By *urrsMan
over a year ago

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"I used to get some stick if I used to post status' about the rugby, usually off men I wouldn't touch with someone elses barge pole, telling me it's a sex site, not sky sports news.

Like I give a fuck "

Annnnd there's been a goal at ewood park...MissP who's got it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone this morning is asking for an early bird to suck his big worm!!! Lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

^^^^ that's awesome to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone this morning is asking for an early bird to suck his big worm!!! Lol xxx"

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By *entletimMan
over a year ago

by here


"Fair play..I have seen some belters !

Plenty of the "I'm leaving this site"

The ones that belong on Facebook. ..

And my favourite "anyone sucking cock today?" I read someone else say you can just imagine a girl on her knees..coming up for breath and saying.. "ah..that would be me today"

What has been your fave /funniest status update?

Most annoying ones? Etc... "
the one that says my inbox is so full ha ha

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By *entletimMan
over a year ago

by here

[Removed by poster at 01/05/15 15:13:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with kids pissing them off or wanting to borrow shies for them

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By *entletimMan
over a year ago

by here

Husband is in work and I am allowed to play (yeh right)

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town

My status always depends on my mental state sometime's happy sometime sad sometimes good sometimes bad and fuck me if i'm bored i'll change it every 5 min's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything to do with kids pissing them off or wanting to borrow shies for them "

Oof!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything to do with kids pissing them off or wanting to borrow shies for them "

3 sizes different :')

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By *ax-BangingMan
over a year ago

town


"Anything to do with kids pissing them off or wanting to borrow shies for them

3 sizes different :')"

hahaha i seen that one fecking nutter

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A lot of shit would stop if we were allowed to comment under the status's.

A lot of whingers would stop, a lot of bored or horny people may stop, the facebook type status's would stop, we could though still use it for a positive reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My status always depends on my mental state sometime's happy sometime sad sometimes good sometimes bad and fuck me if i'm bored i'll change it every 5 min's "

& me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the "right deleting account " statuses.

Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.

Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very clever, I enjoyed reading that & recognised myself & others in amongst X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.

Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.

Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"

I actually lolled at this, nice work...haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.

Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.

Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want 9" tonight? I'm tempted to ask if they're ordering pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also enjoy the likes of :

"wonderful sex, thanks YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE"

Yeah right, who the fuck are you trying to kid with your no veris in one year plus and no pics.

Of course you are being ploughed regularly by the invisible man, he's good isn't he? I mean he might be invisible but he isn't half noisy...bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.

Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.

Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"

Fuck me that is an epic Lil rant right there!

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By *ubicinchMan
over a year ago

Gwynedd

bloody hell! You lot got out the wrong side of the bed this morning, I'm too afraid to update my status ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloody hell! You lot got out the wrong side of the bed this morning, I'm too afraid to update my status ever again "

Don't hate the player hate the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So apparently anal beads aren't supposed to be pulled out like you're trying to start up a motor boat.."

I laughed for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.

Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.

Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"
epic post!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheapest place for tyres???

The standard Facebook ones... Just scratching my arse.... Oooofff had hell of a dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....

"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"

Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One not long came up saying how much she was charging, time to sign up to adult work I think my love, you've got the wrong site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.

Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.

Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x"

This has to be the best post of 2015 so far for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the "right deleting account " statuses.

Oh no, please stay I don't know what we'd do without you, just this week you've told us all how full your inbox is, shown us your incredibly attractive passive aggressive side with a deliciously cryptic status that has clearly been fabricated in your fragile mind and bears no relation to events historical present or future. I was keen to hear that you were listening to David guetta on Thursday morning, I simply could not have lived out my day unfurnished with this knowledge. On Friday you told us all you hated timewasters, well don't we all sweetie, you must have had a myriad of timewasters because in the 6 months you've been here nobody has verified you. I enjoyed Saturdays "look it's simple guys no pic no reply, how hard is it to read Ffs!" I agree, it's not hard to read is it? It's also not hard to see you demanding pics like Mariah Carey demands blue m and ms and off white linen, when you have no fucking pics of your own.

Yes please stay...you'll be sorely missed x

This has to be the best post of 2015 so far for me "

Ta xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....

"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"

Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....

"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"

Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins!

"

Yuppp...this ^^^^^^^

And

"Couples profiles"

Only the guy playing today though... anyone up for sorting me out..girlfriend Is away

..haha yeah riteo!! Genuine couple and defo not a single bloke..

Keep it real Bro :')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The old favourite on a "couples" profile.....

"Just the male here today, anyone want to come round and wank over pic's with me"

Ummmm.....aye fuck it go on then.....just pop my shoes on and I'll be a few mins!

Yuppp...this ^^^^^^^

And

"Couples profiles"

Only the guy playing today though... anyone up for sorting me out..girlfriend Is away

..haha yeah riteo!! Genuine couple and defo not a single bloke..

Keep it real Bro :')"

Had a 'couple' message me yday saying just the male here is that ok? Does it say gay or bi on my profile? No, have a read first!lol

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