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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm going to a fancy dress thing and was thinking of wearing a morphsuit. Problem is they're pretty er, revealing...

Any tips on effectively (and painlessly) hiding one's junk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think you get that tape stuff and when cock soft put it between yr legs and tape it thats what i nused to do to my mates

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"think you get that tape stuff and when cock soft put it between yr legs and tape it thats what i nused to do to my mates "

Sounds like it could be a bit uncomfortable, but loads better than being done for public indecency! Ta

My only other alternative I reckon is wearing shorts underneath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a pic of one guy who tucked it up his bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw a pic of one guy who tucked it up his bum "

Jesus wept..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a pic of one guy who tucked it up his bum "

think it tapes up near to it if ya aint gay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jockstrap?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jockstrap just protects cock not hide it lol I think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a pic of one guy who tucked it up his bum

think it tapes up near to it if ya aint gay lol"

No Kitten, its definitely up his ass, I still have the pic, was so gobsmacked I asked him to send it to me. Mike, I'm guessing yours might not be long enough for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No Kitten, its definitely up his ass, I still have the pic, was so gobsmacked I asked him to send it to me. Mike, I'm guessing yours might not be long enough for that "

I'm not entirely sure to be honest, but it sounds too risky. We're through the looking glass here, so sod it - what happens if I fart or something?

Could end up inflating my bladder and floating away in a breeze like a hot (ok, warm) air balloon! Doesn't bear thinking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw a pic of one guy who tucked it up his bum

Jesus wept.. "

did you never see Silence of the Lambs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are worried about your man junk showing then just wear 2 pairs of boxers, a codpiece, a jock strap, or, if you are hung like a rogue elephant, a pair of shorts over the top of your Morpshuit.

In fact, you can pretty much wear whatever you like over the top of your morphsuit. Slam on a pair of red speedos over a blue morphsuit and you have Superman. Throw a pair of boxing shorts and boxing gloves and you become a heavyweight boxer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not cut it off for the night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are worried about your man junk showing then just wear 2 pairs of boxers, a codpiece, a jock strap, or, if you are hung like a rogue elephant, a pair of shorts over the top of your Morpshuit.

In fact, you can pretty much wear whatever you like over the top of your morphsuit. Slam on a pair of red speedos over a blue morphsuit and you have Superman. Throw a pair of boxing shorts and boxing gloves and you become a heavyweight boxer! "

Haha! Yeah, I was thinking something underneath perhaps.. Good ideas though, ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear the pairs of trunks/ speedos underneath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear the pairs of trunks/ speedos underneath "

I'm actually starting to think I might go completely the other way and stuff half the contents of my sock drawer down there - see if I can get some of the women to buy me a drink

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