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By *ax-Banging OP Man
over a year ago

town

My nookie days are over

My pilot light is out

What used to be my sex appeal

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord

From my trousers it would spring

But now I've got a full-time job

To find the fucking thing.

It used to be embarrassing

The way it would behave

For every single morning

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches

It sure gives me the blues

To see it hang its little head

And watch me tie my shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that I shall never see,

a penis lovely as a tree.

Though both can be described at length,

it’s best you don’t.

Please show some strength.

For ample members are best left

(even when one’s hands are deft)

untouched by writers’ florid prose,

whether roused,

or in repose.

So drop the little one-eyed snake,

of other things you should partake.

Admittedly, they do enthrall,

but after one, you’ve seen ‘em all.

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By *ress2impressCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Llantrisant

T bone mun!! You've not lost anything I'm sure, age is just a number, I've seen from various threads there are plenty of girlies who wanna treat their minge to some ginge, play with it less, talk to girls some more, bet you'll be once more a spring chicken

much love xx

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